The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.6.11

October 6th, 2011 // 479 Comments

“Hold up man, I think my shoe is unti–AHH!”

Here we are again at The Crap We Missed: Now with more realistic dick-grip action! We’ve also got Tim Robbins and the other reason that liberal causes never get taken seriously. LeAnn Rimes is about to pick a fight with that fat pig who keeps calling her ugly. Also, this and this alone is how stars should be danced with, never this.

I’m looking right at you ABC,

- Photo Boy

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    this bitch is so fine, THE PERFECT WOMAN.

  2. Elijah Wood
    bdog821
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, Mr. Frodo!!!!

  3. Kelly Rowland Bikini
    Jack_Danielsaan
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    The roids really did a number on Barry Bonds

  4. grobpilot

    Ha!

  5. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    it had to be said
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    He just turned his gaydar on. Someone’s going to score tonight.

  6. grobpilot

    Oh yeah, Tim Robbins is a dickless worm. And his former girlfriend is looking more like a Pug everyday with those big ol’ bug-eyes.

  7. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Swearin
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    See? Michael Jackson’s spirit really does linger on, and it’s living inside a young white boy. Win/win, IMO.

  8. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    it had to be said
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    Sweet Michael Jackson move there on the toes.

  9. George Clooney
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    With the pen in his hand it looks like he’s playing Bob Dole.

    • The Brown Streak

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  10. Elijah Wood
    TomFrank
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    Wait—if Sandra Oh’s pregnant, why did her character just have an abortion on Grey’s Anatomy? (Yeah, I watch. Shut up.)

  11. Christie Brinkley
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Paxil is a helluva drug

  12. Micahel Fassbender Hugging David Cronenberg
    it had to be said
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    If you think this is a Dangerous Method wait ’til he gets his pants off.

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  14. Christie Brinkley
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait ’til they get a load of me.”

  15. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Anthony
    Commented on this photo:

    Laser beam vaginas; they’re real people.

  16. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know much about women’s clothes, or women, but is anyone looking in to pants with a third front pocket?

  17. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Swearin
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    Uh oh, she’s got the Stockholm Syndrome; she’s starting to identify with the crabs holding her vagina hostage.

    • TomFrank

      Or she’s got Stockholm Syndrome and she’s starting to identify with one of the other crotch-grabbers in this gallery.

      (Justin. I totally meant Justin.)

  18. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    it had to be said
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    See, Chris, when she said give me the fist, she meant . . .

  19. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    it had to be said
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    Granny pantie lingerie.

    • No kidding.
      Hike ‘em up to your ribs but they’re still made for granny.
      Panties aside, not a flattering angle.
      But then any angle in which her forehead is visible…

  20. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    TomFrank
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    “Am I doing it right? I don’t seem to be grabbing as much as Chris Brown does.”

  21. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Anthony
    Commented on this photo:

    The “kid’s birthday party” Bumblebee is about to get a golden shower.

  22. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stop…getting…hard….around…men! I love you but don’t make me punch you!”

  23. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    2.. 4.. 6.. 8.. Our demands are inchoate!

  24. Shia LaBeouf
    Swearin
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    Why’s he wear his keys like that? Just because he looks like an off-duty janitor doesn’t mean he has to act like one…oh look, I said “act” in regards to LaBeouf, silly me.

  25. Christie Brinkley
    TomFrank
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    If that’s her involuntary reaction to a black microphone, I’m zipping up right now. I may be white, but why take a chance?

  26. George Clooney
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your daughters.

  27. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Performing what? His annual prostate exam??

  28. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know you could get jet-lagged below the knees.

  29. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    TomFrank
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    I’d lick that all over. I mean her outfit. It’s candy, right?

  30. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    pdan
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    Between the hat and the feet, this is a little too Weekend-At-Bernie’s for me…

  31. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    CptCreep
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    That’s just cruel to put a mirror in a gas chamber….

    Too soon?

  32. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    TomFrank
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    It’s nice to see the Gimp from Pulp Fiction getting work again.

  33. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Satan's bitch
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    Another prostate exam. Remember when singers just came out and sang their songs, maybe a little hip shakin’? Sheesh.

  34. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    He knows what he likes, and he knows where to get it.

  35. Elijah Wood
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr Frodo doesn’t go anywhere without Samwise and his lucky coin…

  36. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there a gnome running around stealing celebrity genitalia? Because they all seem to be constantly checking to make sure theirs is still there.

    • gumption

      no, there is a bunch of no talent fucks like brown, beiber and rihanna that need to grab their crotch because 13 year old girls think it is so outrageous, hehehe. Barf. And take the wig off you thunder thighed ho. Man, this no coffee thing is rougher than I thought. But still, this retared bitch and the two others need to be thrown in a hole and buried alive.

    • Hugh G Rection

      gumption: more please!

  37. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    Commented on this photo:

    “My friend Andy tried to lead a quiet life but the liberal call was too strong. So, he gained weight, got a large-breasted old broad and became a hippie. How I miss my old friend Andy”

  38. Shia LaBeouf
    Nik
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    someone kill him already

  39. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Usher practice.

  40. Micahel Fassbender Hugging David Cronenberg
    The Berry
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is how he got hired!

  41. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he trying to be the black David Beckham?

    • gumption

      Beckham is hot, this guy is ugly, especially with that lemon-top and small dick. This is not coming from someone feeling sorry for rihanna because after those shit songs she made, I want to punch her, bu,t this dude, is retarded. He really is embarassing his no-talent ass with the crotch grab. Vile bastard this one.

  42. Elijah Wood
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Man.. Boy.. 69… Hut!

  43. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Snooki thighs…

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    that side boob is ugly.

  45. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “We want answers about Chaz Bono and we want them now!”

  46. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere, Barney is crouching in the fetal position missing some of his skin… He’ll never be the same…

  47. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh yeah, who wants on this? Barbados knows what I’m talkin’ ’bout!”

  48. Christie Brinkley
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it…. with a sedative.

  49. Christie Brinkley
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    I know! There’s a screw at the back of her neck and a little tiny monkey back there tightening ever so sloooooowwwwwly….

  50. Micahel Fassbender Hugging David Cronenberg
    Commented on this photo:

    David is about to find out why they call him Michael F Assbender…

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