“Hold up man, I think my shoe is unti–AHH!”
Here we are again at The Crap We Missed: Now with more realistic dick-grip action! We’ve also got Tim Robbins and the other reason that liberal causes never get taken seriously. LeAnn Rimes is about to pick a fight with that fat pig who keeps calling her ugly. Also, this and this alone is how stars should be danced with, never this.
I’m looking right at you ABC,
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this bitch is so fine, THE PERFECT WOMAN.
Really? THat face is gross imo.
Oh, Mr. Frodo!!!!
The roids really did a number on Barry Bonds
+1 well-played.
Ha!
He just turned his gaydar on. Someone’s going to score tonight.
Oh yeah, Tim Robbins is a dickless worm. And his former girlfriend is looking more like a Pug everyday with those big ol’ bug-eyes.
See? Michael Jackson’s spirit really does linger on, and it’s living inside a young white boy. Win/win, IMO.
Sweet Michael Jackson move there on the toes.
With the pen in his hand it looks like he’s playing Bob Dole.
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Wait—if Sandra Oh’s pregnant, why did her character just have an abortion on Grey’s Anatomy? (Yeah, I watch. Shut up.)
Paxil is a helluva drug
If you think this is a Dangerous Method wait ’til he gets his pants off.
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“Wait ’til they get a load of me.”
Laser beam vaginas; they’re real people.
I’m pretty sure that’s going in, not coming out.
I don’t know much about women’s clothes, or women, but is anyone looking in to pants with a third front pocket?
Uh oh, she’s got the Stockholm Syndrome; she’s starting to identify with the crabs holding her vagina hostage.
Or she’s got Stockholm Syndrome and she’s starting to identify with one of the other crotch-grabbers in this gallery.
(Justin. I totally meant Justin.)
See, Chris, when she said give me the fist, she meant . . .
Granny pantie lingerie.
No kidding.
Hike ‘em up to your ribs but they’re still made for granny.
Panties aside, not a flattering angle.
But then any angle in which her forehead is visible…
“Am I doing it right? I don’t seem to be grabbing as much as Chris Brown does.”
but that’s what i was going to say
The “kid’s birthday party” Bumblebee is about to get a golden shower.
“Stop…getting…hard….around…men! I love you but don’t make me punch you!”
2.. 4.. 6.. 8.. Our demands are inchoate!
That’s pretty good…fortunately, you aren’t protected by copyright.
Why’s he wear his keys like that? Just because he looks like an off-duty janitor doesn’t mean he has to act like one…oh look, I said “act” in regards to LaBeouf, silly me.
HAHAHHAAHHA…*ahem..that was funny
you mean an off-duty Jew?
If that’s her involuntary reaction to a black microphone, I’m zipping up right now. I may be white, but why take a chance?
Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your daughters.
Performing what? His annual prostate exam??
hahahaha
Maybe a scrotum/testicle check. prostate would require a finger in the ass!!
The prostate exam will be performed after the show
I didn’t know you could get jet-lagged below the knees.
I’d lick that all over. I mean her outfit. It’s candy, right?
You would want her sweaty over touched cootch on your candy????
Between the hat and the feet, this is a little too Weekend-At-Bernie’s for me…
That’s just cruel to put a mirror in a gas chamber….
Too soon?
SMH!
wonderful!!
king.
It’s nice to see the Gimp from Pulp Fiction getting work again.
and he’s got a nice Tron get up now too!
Another prostate exam. Remember when singers just came out and sang their songs, maybe a little hip shakin’? Sheesh.
The prostate is not in the penis or the scrotum.
Finger + asshole = Prostate exam!!!
isn’t that the second time you’ve corrected people about that? It must mean a lot to you…
You’re fools – he is lightly petting his hatchet wound of a vagina
The prostate is in the asshole. And Bieber is clearly flicking his bean.
If we all don’t get along, the Beiber wins!
He knows what he likes, and he knows where to get it.
Mr Frodo doesn’t go anywhere without Samwise and his lucky coin…
Is there a gnome running around stealing celebrity genitalia? Because they all seem to be constantly checking to make sure theirs is still there.
no, there is a bunch of no talent fucks like brown, beiber and rihanna that need to grab their crotch because 13 year old girls think it is so outrageous, hehehe. Barf. And take the wig off you thunder thighed ho. Man, this no coffee thing is rougher than I thought. But still, this retared bitch and the two others need to be thrown in a hole and buried alive.
What gumption said…
gumption: more please!
“My friend Andy tried to lead a quiet life but the liberal call was too strong. So, he gained weight, got a large-breasted old broad and became a hippie. How I miss my old friend Andy”
So correct.
someone kill him already
Usher practice.
So this is how he got hired!
Is he trying to be the black David Beckham?
Beckham is hot, this guy is ugly, especially with that lemon-top and small dick. This is not coming from someone feeling sorry for rihanna because after those shit songs she made, I want to punch her, bu,t this dude, is retarded. He really is embarassing his no-talent ass with the crotch grab. Vile bastard this one.
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Man.. Boy.. 69… Hut!
Snooki thighs…
that side boob is ugly.
“We want answers about Chaz Bono and we want them now!”
Somewhere, Barney is crouching in the fetal position missing some of his skin… He’ll never be the same…
“Oh yeah, who wants on this? Barbados knows what I’m talkin’ ’bout!”
I’d hit it…. with a sedative.
I know! There’s a screw at the back of her neck and a little tiny monkey back there tightening ever so sloooooowwwwwly….
David is about to find out why they call him Michael F Assbender…