Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!
Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,
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THEY TOOK THE LITTLE ONES!!!
Very nice.
Kid is a Kartrashian. Coping a feel in public.
Unbelievable…and he’s not even mine!
Just like his daddy!
Uncle Kanye taught me good
By proxy of comparison, Mickey looks pretty good!
Once again. Another starlet putting Jessica Simpson to shame. Looks like she still has her pregnancy tits. Delicious.
Looks like she joins Nicole Richie as evidence that some women’s bodies actually improve after childbirth.
(P.S. Jessica Simpson is NOT evidence of this)
Justin Beiber in 30 years. Though Justin will never be as bad ass as Sean.
So much for originality. Where’s the pic of her with the fake Obama tattoo?
Dat ass. This girl is a hidden gem on that shitty show.
Her tits are not gems but they are well hidden on that barren chest of hers.
She makes up for the lack of tits with that ass.
hardly.
90210 ain’t that bad a show (the Jessicas are underrated talents).
That’s that fucker who was with Arnold a couple weeks ago, who the hell is this dude?
I think it’s the same guy that was trying to block the paps for Sean Bean.
Guiseppe Franco; douch nozzle hairstylist in Beverly Hills. He was popular in he 80′s
Oh yeah. Good call.
Well, Arnold has shitty looking fake hair and Micky typically does. But today, it looks as though it’s both soft and shiny–like he just had a blow out.
In more ways than one, I’ll wager.
He’s just glad he doesn’t have to pretend Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive anymore.
That’s a great Fred Flintstone mask. Oh no, are they making another Flintstones movie???
One does not simply walk among paparazzi without them using their cameras.
Wow. From that angle, I can see all the way to her medulla oblongata.
“So…..Robbie…. About those two crushed Vicodins you snorted off my penis last night. Nothing’s for free, baby.”
I knew she was a fembot all along. I’ll start working my mojo when she starts working her mojo, we’ll get cross mojinations and somebody’s head will explode.
Heehehehe
“That carrot slice looks sooooo good!”
That’s a surprise
“Tom always made this face when The ‘Hoff wasn’t wearing a shirt on Baywatch.”
Blah,blah, blah, black microphone joke, blah, blah.
Disick looks like less of a douche than another person in a pic?
Those damn Mayans!
Hands off my man, bitches!
Does he get workers’ comp if she steps on his dick?
I’m sure her dick is insured with Lloyd’s of London, idk if the crew’s dicks are covered under worker’s comp though.
Can’t wait til I can legally say i spank it to her
I was going to say something similar to that, but I don’t want that crazy motherfucker Alec to get my IP address.
“Have a seat” – Chris Hansen
Is that Louis C.K.’s older brother to the left?
..or is it Jim Cramer?
Damn. It’s getting to be very slim pickins down at the Goodwill.
When did Mr. Big get old and Carrie get hot?
That must be the nicest high school filled with kids aged 25-35 ever.
Assholes in stereo.
Who?
I bought her from the same company that manufactured Nicole Kidman.
Yep and Kelly Preston and Katie Holmes.
This ass has an ass on his ass.
Very, very clever.
I’d give her another baby for real.
Gay leapfrog!
Why would anyone let a woman wearing those shoes valet park their car?
Not only is it dangerous, but it completely ruins the back of your heels. You’d think one or the other would get you to have a pair of driving shoes for your car. That’s what I do.
What size driving shoes does your car wear?
A bandage to cover the track marks? BRILLIANT!!
She had a nice face, nice butt now she had those lovely tits as well. Perfection :)
What does this asshole do? Solid choice there genius. Romney cares so much about people in your income bracket.
Bitter much?
Lamest detective duo ever.
tiss…she wouldn’t be so Cole if she just buttoned her shirt or sumpthin!
I’ve never heard her speak, yet I can still hear her accent just by looking at this picture.
Yeah, she speaks, “Jersey.”
And…. he’s dead.
The only law Bloomberg hasn’t passed is one requiring her to wear a bikini at all times.
Scott looks like the villan from every 80′s movies ever made.
And Rob looks like his coke dealer
She has a twisted hairstyle in on her head,
the Charmed fans are her ruling lead.
Great goddess McGowan, return to beauty again,
cum at my call and show thyself to men,
sheperd of perverts, upon the wild hair way,
lead thy lost fools from darkness unto day.
the Horned haired one is our naughty deity,
yet modern times would from her presence flee.
Forgotten are the ways of coke and night,
men seek for them, whose eyes have lost the sight,
open the door, the door that hath no key,
the door of wetdreams, wereby men cum over thee.
Sheperd of perverts, O answer unto me!
The restraining orders is where we shall meet thee.
To invoke thee…
The Horned hair Goddess
Stick to haiku..this crowd isn’t ready for your lengthy poetry.
Holy FAIL, Batman.
Why get fake tits if you aren’t going to show them?
“Oh Donny boy, the pipes, the pies are calling”
“Pipes” not pies, damn it. Joke ruined. Any way I was making a play on the traditional Irish song “Danny Boy” because my name is Don and she’s got some nice legs that are calling out to me.
She’s got her mother’s looks. She’s pretty.
Great recovery.
Gol’ dang, that’s a mighty purty mouth she’s got on her…If she were a coupla years older, she’d have another one on her as well. Although not too many people refer to my mouth as “purty.”
Put some clothes on, for God’s sake! Do you want to ruin all those years Paul Ryan spent in reparative therapy?!?!
Her hair is fantastic.