Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!
Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,
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Does she hotbox her farts in that?
http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt88/curtainswamp/2facealso_zps74a35f92.jpg
She’s actually pretty cute. I love her freckles.
Ugh, Rob. Honestly, I like Scott, he’s a huge douche but he recognizes it. And at least Scott tries to pretend he’s working. Rob is a little pussy who can’t even be successful in something that is literally handed to him. He was at USC wanting to be a lawyer when the show started…look at him now. Granted, he probably wouldn’t have done it, but that show ruined him.
I actually love this show, and when she told Julie Bowen and Julie immediately said “You’re gonna get fat!” I spit soda everywhere laughing. But deep down I knew, fake pregnant or real pregnant, she would never be ugly. And that, my friends, is why I hate myself.
I can see the light coming from your vagina!
Skarsgard has been there.
Looks like she rolled in Cheetos.
I’ve been a longtime defender of natural boobless beauty, but I must now shut my fucking mouth under the menacing stare of my boner.
Mother. Fucking. Perfect.
“Yes, I am absolutely grabbing the shit out of her ass. Why ‘re you asking?”
Dibs on a Kickstarter to bribe the dude into suddenly pulling back his arms next show.
To hell already with this goddamn vapid celebrity fad of adopting ethnic childr-oh wait.
Dozens of paps are polishing their lenses in anticipation to her coming of age. Justifiedly so.
I’ve only known her since yesterday, but she’s quickly growing on me.
Indestructible. Eternally fappable-to. Grant, you idiot…
YEAH GOOD LOCATION TO PUT IT CUZ THATS RIGHT WHERE ROMNEYS GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU…
SERENA WILLIAMS LIGHT..
They must be in the v.i.p. cunt section….
Oh my god! She’s stealing Beyonce’s baby! Someone stop her!!!
It’s alright, Beyonce has an attic full of paid-for chilluns that are roughly the same shape and colour. She’ll just whip out a different one, next photo op.
That is one creative skidmark.
Done before: Human Centipede (2009) and Madonna (1984)
“Oooh, that was a wet one…”
looking milfy.
i see she kept her tits. much better.
that’s a nice apple bottom i didn’t know she had
she forgot to tan the other side of her face
Sean doing his best Ryan Lochte impression.
Just had her first kid August 2012, so might be something do with her body shape at the moment…
“I have organized several dealings of… Mmmm… questionable legality.”
El Mas Chingon? Mi culo!
Andrian Zmed has really let himself go.
Y’know Rob, I used your sister as a human toilet.
“Which one?”
Someone call CPS stat! Those kids are in danger of becoming dinner.
She’s hot, she can ride me anytime.
Oh my …. who wouldn’t want to do that ass?
mmmmmm
Looking for a new place for Mark Sanchez to play QB.
As thin as she is, she’s technically never “in” Los Angeles. Just kind in the ethos.
I don’t know why, but I really don’t like this guy. Maybe because he reminds me of Victor Mature.
What do you have against Vic Mature?
In exactly what sense of the word is she “performing?”
Keke, you make my dick leaky!
WOW!
http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/8730/amazing-cheryl-cole-and-her-mother-panty-upskirt/
I think she looks just grape.
I wasn’t too familiar with her so I Googled her…she is fucking incredible!
I was going to say that sitting next to Elsa Pataky makes those other two women look ugly. Then I realized they’re pretty fucking homely on their own.
Fucking WOOF.
Why is he hanging out with William Hung?
Wonder Douche Powers…Activate!
I think a proctologist is needed to find the real a’hole.
..hey cowboy you are missing two words, “was here”
damn, he is better than David Blaine. The hat makes it works.
Keke, no purse draws a lot of attention, say it aint sooo.
lets see, basketball player, football player…who is next??(im just jealous)