The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.4.12

October 4th, 2012 // 541 Comments

Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!

Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,

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  1. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts Boots
    Put It In
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    Does she hotbox her farts in that?

  2. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
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    Ugh, Rob. Honestly, I like Scott, he’s a huge douche but he recognizes it. And at least Scott tries to pretend he’s working. Rob is a little pussy who can’t even be successful in something that is literally handed to him. He was at USC wanting to be a lawyer when the show started…look at him now. Granted, he probably wouldn’t have done it, but that show ruined him.

  3. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Fake Baby Bump Modern Family Set
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    I actually love this show, and when she told Julie Bowen and Julie immediately said “You’re gonna get fat!” I spit soda everywhere laughing. But deep down I knew, fake pregnant or real pregnant, she would never be ugly. And that, my friends, is why I hate myself.

  4. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
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    I can see the light coming from your vagina!

  5. Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs Short Shorts
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    Skarsgard has been there.

  6. Sammi Giancola
    ParrapaDaFappa
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    Looks like she rolled in Cheetos.

  7. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    I’ve been a longtime defender of natural boobless beauty, but I must now shut my fucking mouth under the menacing stare of my boner.
    Mother. Fucking. Perfect.

  8. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
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    “Yes, I am absolutely grabbing the shit out of her ass. Why ‘re you asking?”

  9. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
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    Dibs on a Kickstarter to bribe the dude into suddenly pulling back his arms next show.

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
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    To hell already with this goddamn vapid celebrity fad of adopting ethnic childr-oh wait.

  11. Ireland Baldwin Midriff
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    Dozens of paps are polishing their lenses in anticipation to her coming of age. Justifiedly so.

  12. Keke Palmer Butt Tight Dress
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    I’ve only known her since yesterday, but she’s quickly growing on me.

  13. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    Indestructible. Eternally fappable-to. Grant, you idiot…

  14. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    little turtle head
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    YEAH GOOD LOCATION TO PUT IT CUZ THATS RIGHT WHERE ROMNEYS GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU…

  15. Keke Palmer Butt Tight Dress
    little turtle head
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    SERENA WILLIAMS LIGHT..

  16. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
    little turtle head
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    They must be in the v.i.p. cunt section….

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    your mom
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    Oh my god! She’s stealing Beyonce’s baby! Someone stop her!!!

  18. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
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    That is one creative skidmark.

  19. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
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    Done before: Human Centipede (2009) and Madonna (1984)

  20. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Timmy Toot-toot
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    “Oooh, that was a wet one…”

  21. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    anonym
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    looking milfy.

    i see she kept her tits. much better.

  22. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    anonym
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    that’s a nice apple bottom i didn’t know she had

  23. Sammi Giancola
    anonym
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    she forgot to tan the other side of her face

  24. Sean Bean Drunk
    skyokow
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    Sean doing his best Ryan Lochte impression.

  25. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
    squishy
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    Just had her first kid August 2012, so might be something do with her body shape at the moment…

  26. Sean Bean Drunk
    Vlad
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    “I have organized several dealings of… Mmmm… questionable legality.”

  27. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    Critical Cretin
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    El Mas Chingon? Mi culo!

  28. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
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    Andrian Zmed has really let himself go.

  29. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
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    Y’know Rob, I used your sister as a human toilet.

    “Which one?”

  30. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    LLBL
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    Someone call CPS stat! Those kids are in danger of becoming dinner.

  31. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Martina
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    She’s hot, she can ride me anytime.

  32. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    Martina
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    Oh my …. who wouldn’t want to do that ass?
    mmmmmm

  33. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Jeans
    journalschism
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    Looking for a new place for Mark Sanchez to play QB.

  34. Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    journalschism
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    As thin as she is, she’s technically never “in” Los Angeles. Just kind in the ethos.

  35. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
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    I don’t know why, but I really don’t like this guy. Maybe because he reminds me of Victor Mature.

  36. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
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    In exactly what sense of the word is she “performing?”

  37. Keke Palmer Butt Tight Dress
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    Keke, you make my dick leaky!

  38. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
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    I think she looks just grape.

  39. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
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    I wasn’t too familiar with her so I Googled her…she is fucking incredible!

  40. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
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    I was going to say that sitting next to Elsa Pataky makes those other two women look ugly. Then I realized they’re pretty fucking homely on their own.

  41. Sammi Giancola
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    Fucking WOOF.

  42. Sean Bean Drunk
    jm22
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    Why is he hanging out with William Hung?

  43. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
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    Wonder Douche Powers…Activate!

  44. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    sooruff
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    I think a proctologist is needed to find the real a’hole.

  45. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    sooruff
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    ..hey cowboy you are missing two words, “was here”

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    sooruff
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    damn, he is better than David Blaine. The hat makes it works.

  47. Keke Palmer Butt Tight Dress
    sooruff
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    Keke, no purse draws a lot of attention, say it aint sooo.

  48. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Jeans
    sooruff
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    lets see, basketball player, football player…who is next??(im just jealous)

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