Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!
Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,
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Nice butt pads. Er’body knows she’s an ironing board.
You must be thinking of someone else…
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I think you’re being deceived by some photoshop wizardry.
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Okay guys, those three picks in a row have left me in a state of confusion. Sobbing, engorged confusion.
That really is pretty rank. Too bad we don’t know the dates these were taken.
Looking Sharpe.
Boring without the exposed boobies
I dont have any children but I feel confident enough in saying “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”
Jessica Simpson could eat Natalie Portman as a snack.
derp
I’ve been bad, Detective Logan.
I was hoping they’d make another live action Archie comics movie.
Her body hasn’t looked this good since The Professional.
the new spokeswoman for Pajama Jeans
Her and Cher now have more than the plastic surgery in common.
Lame times infinity. No comebacks.
If the Taliban just showed this picture to all of the American troops the war would be over because our guys would all surrender.
Someone said Romney was “more man” and this guy set out to prove them wrong.
She’s looking at that Natalie Portman picture.
Somewhere Scott Disick is waking up wondering where his sweater vest and meth went.
“Dammit! leave me and my daughter alone!”
“Son. You mean son.”
“Shit! grabbed the wrong kid again! Back on the elevator!”
One ringy dingy….
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She is asking herself “Why the fuck am I in New Zealand?”
Hahaaaaa, that was my first thought!
If you stare long enough, you might see a car in that picture.
Yes, he’s older but… I still would.
I would all night long.
Poor leopard didn’t stand a chance…
I think this is what Sammi Giancola’s spots are supposed to look like…
Ivanka Trump.
I like that dress.
Come on…he’s gay and we all know it.
That really is an excellent picture of Natalie. And I agree with most of the reasonable, logical, and intelligent people who have posted here that her hooters are currently milk duds, hence the marvelous size increase. No Tupperware to be found. Yummmmmm…
Looks like he spent most of the evening getting irish flu shots!
Judging by the comments to this photo, the milk shake truly does bring all the boys to the yard
Just a random thought: I wonder if she’s had her asshole bleached.
(Why would that pop into my head out of nowhere…???)
My first thought was “Lunch time!!!” Something’s wrong with me.
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
As I get older, I seem to visit The Superficial more frequently. And every once in a while I pray to whoever/whatever is out there that stupidity isn’t contagious nor hereditary. Whew…
Walking in a backward slant like that reminds me of “Mr. Goodbar says (and he’s not shittin’) KEEP ON TRUCKIN’!!!”
Unfortunately (for them) it also reminds me of Zippy the Pinhead.
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She is really awkward looking.
“Hey, Sammi…file for unemployment yet? Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha…
Oh shit. It’s only George Lopez. For a second I thought it was a Mexican.
I don’t usually entertain a pregnancy fetish, but she looks really fucking hot. I wonder if I can talk her into wearing her “tummy” next time I fuck her…WAIT! Of course I can. Since it’s only in my own mind I can have her wearing (or NOT wearing) any damn thing I want!
Who is Cheryl Col… Wait. Who cares? Booooooobs!!!
She is so fuckin’ yummy. I want to have her with my bedtime hot cocoa. “Hey, you want marshmallows in your cocoa?”
“Mmmm, no thanks. Put in Imogen Thomas instead.”
Being serious for a moment before diving into bed: If I were a celebrity (well, I mean a really, really well known celebrity) I don’t think I’d want all the crazies out there in Los Angeles knowing what the name of my child’s day care was. Just saying…
Maybe it is a day care, but I thought it was more of a class to try to teach tiny babies shit they will never even think about for at least a year.
I guess that’s possible, but I jumped to my conclusion after reading the “Hours of Operation” sign. It’s probably no harm/no foul, but I sometimes wonder if more information than is necessary appears in print.
Opie & Anthony ?
She’s still got a dynamite body, nice hair, and her face is tolerable. If y’all don’t want her, drop her off at my place. We can play Strip Twister.
I’m sorry, Neve Campbell has never been my cup of tea, so I don’t really give a fuck. I do like most of her soups though.
Assistant: “Step on a crack…break your mother’s back. Step on a line…”
Whammy eye.
She’s a very attractive girl, if you can just get past her face.
And every time I made this face, Tom would hurry out of our bedroom.
No, thanks. – Tony Parker
So that’s where the rich people buy their babies.
She’s ok when she doesn’t talk. What a disgusting, unattractive accent. Her new/fake teeth look good.
I sense estrogen-driven misogyny.