The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.4.12

October 4th, 2012 // 541 Comments

Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!

Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,

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  1. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Jeans
    seriouslynow
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    Nice butt pads. Er’body knows she’s an ironing board.

  2. Sean Bean Drunk
    oldfool
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    Looking Sharpe.

  3. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
    Brentkilledaguy
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    Boring without the exposed boobies

  4. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    Brentkilledaguy
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    I dont have any children but I feel confident enough in saying “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”

  5. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    Jessica Simpson could eat Natalie Portman as a snack.

  6. Sean Bean Drunk
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    derp

  7. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
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    I’ve been bad, Detective Logan.

  8. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
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    I was hoping they’d make another live action Archie comics movie.

  9. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    Her body hasn’t looked this good since The Professional.

  10. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
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    the new spokeswoman for Pajama Jeans

  11. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
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    Her and Cher now have more than the plastic surgery in common.

  12. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
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    Lame times infinity. No comebacks.

  13. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
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    If the Taliban just showed this picture to all of the American troops the war would be over because our guys would all surrender.

  14. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
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    Someone said Romney was “more man” and this guy set out to prove them wrong.

  15. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
    Skeeter
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    She’s looking at that Natalie Portman picture.

  16. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Somewhere Scott Disick is waking up wondering where his sweater vest and meth went.

  17. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Dammit! leave me and my daughter alone!”

    “Son. You mean son.”

    “Shit! grabbed the wrong kid again! Back on the elevator!”

  18. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    One ringy dingy….

  19. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    Three Invisible Dicks: With a Vengeance

  20. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Jeans
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She is asking herself “Why the fuck am I in New Zealand?”

  21. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    JK
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    If you stare long enough, you might see a car in that picture.

  22. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Yes, he’s older but… I still would.

  23. Sammi Giancola
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Poor leopard didn’t stand a chance…

  24. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Fake Baby Bump Modern Family Set
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I think this is what Sammi Giancola’s spots are supposed to look like…

  25. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Ivanka Trump.

  26. Keke Palmer Butt Tight Dress
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    I like that dress.

  27. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
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    Come on…he’s gay and we all know it.

  28. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    That really is an excellent picture of Natalie. And I agree with most of the reasonable, logical, and intelligent people who have posted here that her hooters are currently milk duds, hence the marvelous size increase. No Tupperware to be found. Yummmmmm…

  29. Sean Bean Drunk
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    Looks like he spent most of the evening getting irish flu shots!

  30. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Elf
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    Judging by the comments to this photo, the milk shake truly does bring all the boys to the yard

  31. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
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    Just a random thought: I wonder if she’s had her asshole bleached.
    (Why would that pop into my head out of nowhere…???)

  32. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
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    As I get older, I seem to visit The Superficial more frequently. And every once in a while I pray to whoever/whatever is out there that stupidity isn’t contagious nor hereditary. Whew…

  33. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
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    Walking in a backward slant like that reminds me of “Mr. Goodbar says (and he’s not shittin’) KEEP ON TRUCKIN’!!!”

    • Unfortunately (for them) it also reminds me of Zippy the Pinhead.

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/05/zippy-340_466.gif[/img]

  34. Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    KC
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    She is really awkward looking.

  35. Sammi Giancola
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    “Hey, Sammi…file for unemployment yet? Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha…

  36. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
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    Oh shit. It’s only George Lopez. For a second I thought it was a Mexican.

  37. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Fake Baby Bump Modern Family Set
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    I don’t usually entertain a pregnancy fetish, but she looks really fucking hot. I wonder if I can talk her into wearing her “tummy” next time I fuck her…WAIT! Of course I can. Since it’s only in my own mind I can have her wearing (or NOT wearing) any damn thing I want!

  38. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    Lala Land
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    Who is Cheryl Col… Wait. Who cares? Booooooobs!!!

  39. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    She is so fuckin’ yummy. I want to have her with my bedtime hot cocoa. “Hey, you want marshmallows in your cocoa?”
    “Mmmm, no thanks. Put in Imogen Thomas instead.”

  40. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
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    Being serious for a moment before diving into bed: If I were a celebrity (well, I mean a really, really well known celebrity) I don’t think I’d want all the crazies out there in Los Angeles knowing what the name of my child’s day care was. Just saying…

    • Maybe it is a day care, but I thought it was more of a class to try to teach tiny babies shit they will never even think about for at least a year.

      • I guess that’s possible, but I jumped to my conclusion after reading the “Hours of Operation” sign. It’s probably no harm/no foul, but I sometimes wonder if more information than is necessary appears in print.

  41. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    mbcl
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    Opie & Anthony ?

  42. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts Boots
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    She’s still got a dynamite body, nice hair, and her face is tolerable. If y’all don’t want her, drop her off at my place. We can play Strip Twister.

  43. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
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    I’m sorry, Neve Campbell has never been my cup of tea, so I don’t really give a fuck. I do like most of her soups though.

  44. Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs Short Shorts
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    Assistant: “Step on a crack…break your mother’s back. Step on a line…”

  45. Sammi Giancola
    Quijibo
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    Whammy eye.

  46. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
    Quijibo
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    She’s a very attractive girl, if you can just get past her face.

  47. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
    Lala Land
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    And every time I made this face, Tom would hurry out of our bedroom.

  48. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Jeans
    Tony Parker is a $&@?&@
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    No, thanks. – Tony Parker

  49. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    tlmck
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    So that’s where the rich people buy their babies.

  50. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Fake Baby Bump Modern Family Set
    Put It In
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    She’s ok when she doesn’t talk. What a disgusting, unattractive accent. Her new/fake teeth look good.

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