The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.4.12

October 4th, 2012 // 541 Comments

Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!

Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    ridesbuttons
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    Hey, Gerard Depardieu got a haircut!

  2. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
    ridesbuttons
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    Just checking to see if my face is still there

  3. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    ridesbuttons
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    Anybody else think that Scott Disick is played by Joaquin Phoenix and all of this is some elaborate hoax being filmed by Casey Affleck?

  4. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    zomgbie
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    dont tell mickey but-
    thats NOT ronnie wood.

  5. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    See Alice
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    Who is she ?

  6. Sammi Giancola
    See Alice
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    Who’s that ?

  7. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    Crissy
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    So odd that his last name is Lopez, i’snt this Selena’s dad? Ah damn!

  8. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    fragmental
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    Gotta say, I’m impressed by the sheer gusto with which this woman attacks vajazzling.

  9. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Mandope
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    you know they’re banging right?

  10. Sean Bean Drunk
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    He’s dating the Gangam Style guy…

  11. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
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    tits or gtfo

  12. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    zomgbie
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    give.
    the.
    kidney.
    back.

  13. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
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    what fucking planet is this?!

    • bigalkie

      The same planet that has fat black midget Celo Geen ” singing ” the start of ThursdayNight Football. 1/9 that changes soon.

  14. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    TheCynic
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    Perfect preggo.

  15. Sammi Giancola
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    Like a sweaty Garbage Pail Kid…

  16. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
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    Like a poop with sunglasses and a hat.

  17. Sean Bean Drunk
    seriouslynow
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    His wife is looking rough.

  18. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
    Mandope
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    Oy this dick makes my fillings go wacky mate

    Nichole I told you that is a mic.. ya freak

  19. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    BillEBuoy
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    much better than her face

  20. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Mandimi
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    What is that thing on Scott’s leg?

  21. Keke Palmer Butt Tight Dress
    Animal
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    Sweet ass!!!

  22. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    So, I go away for a week and a half, and this is the crap I missed? Cool.

  23. Sammi Giancola
    Mandimi
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    More bronze plz

  24. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    Mandimi
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    Òrale

  25. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
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    Still touring with that rectal prolapse sofa, I see.

  26. Ireland Baldwin Midriff
    Mandzuz
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    Must she frame her crotch like that? seriously gtfo

  27. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    biff
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    her only good angle

  28. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
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    I’d ask, “What the fuck is wrong with these two?” but one, honestly I don’t care, and two, what would I do with that knowledge?

  29. Sammi Giancola
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    I choke reopard rike dis…

  30. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
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    Pictured here is George’s look of disappointment when he realized he misunderstood the whole “washing balls” concept.

  31. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    It’s looks like her tits got pregnancy tits, too.

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
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    FYI, for the last week and a half, I did not miss this piss-hound – not even one little bit.

    MOO!

  33. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    icu
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    Archie and Jughead-The Gutter Years

  34. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    Those are indeed breasts I should be aware of.

    PS: The Bay sucks.

  35. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
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    Did somebody antique her?

  36. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Really, really bad shirt.

  37. Keke Palmer Butt Tight Dress
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    That is a fantastic hiney.

  38. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts Boots
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Her hair looks nice and she’s got great legs. That’s all I got.

  39. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Good goddamn, woman.

  40. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Mama Pinkus
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    I’m calling BS on the boobs……sure, being preggers makes ‘em bigger – along with the rest of you. I’m guessing this is a made-for-movie-roll chest

  41. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
    Bigalkie
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    This girl will do ANYTHING to get famous.

  42. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Bigalkie
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    After thirty consecutive ” piece of shit ” flops, Brian Glazer falls back on his bodyguarding skills.

  43. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    tlmck
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    Kim has child bearing hips.

  44. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
    tlmck
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    What’s with all the Scarjo clones lately?

  45. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Bigalkie
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    Matthew Poncelet from Dead Man Walking lures the paperboy back to his place.

  46. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    Bigalkie
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    Hey Baretta, where’s Fred the bird?

  47. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
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    What sort of person gets manboob implants?

  48. Sammi Giancola
    Frotteurist
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    Did Snookie eat Lindsay Lohan?

  49. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
    Chickenhawk
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    Don’t know what the question was, but I like her response…

  50. Sammi Giancola
    Nicks
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    yah her eyes are two different sizes. she basically a different person on each side

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