Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!
Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,
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Hey, Gerard Depardieu got a haircut!
Just checking to see if my face is still there
Anybody else think that Scott Disick is played by Joaquin Phoenix and all of this is some elaborate hoax being filmed by Casey Affleck?
dont tell mickey but-
thats NOT ronnie wood.
Who is she ?
Who’s that ?
One of the members of the Rolling Stones.
So odd that his last name is Lopez, i’snt this Selena’s dad? Ah damn!
Gotta say, I’m impressed by the sheer gusto with which this woman attacks vajazzling.
you know they’re banging right?
He’s dating the Gangam Style guy…
tits or gtfo
give.
the.
kidney.
back.
*High-five*
what fucking planet is this?!
The same planet that has fat black midget Celo Geen ” singing ” the start of ThursdayNight Football. 1/9 that changes soon.
Perfect preggo.
Like a sweaty Garbage Pail Kid…
Like a poop with sunglasses and a hat.
His wife is looking rough.
Oy this dick makes my fillings go wacky mate
Nichole I told you that is a mic.. ya freak
much better than her face
What is that thing on Scott’s leg?
Sweet ass!!!
So, I go away for a week and a half, and this is the crap I missed? Cool.
More bronze plz
Òrale
Still touring with that rectal prolapse sofa, I see.
Oh you guys. I have been bombarded with so much heinous imagery before breakfast today.
ONLINE.
Must she frame her crotch like that? seriously gtfo
her only good angle
I’d ask, “What the fuck is wrong with these two?” but one, honestly I don’t care, and two, what would I do with that knowledge?
I choke reopard rike dis…
Pictured here is George’s look of disappointment when he realized he misunderstood the whole “washing balls” concept.
It’s looks like her tits got pregnancy tits, too.
nah they got silicon
FYI, for the last week and a half, I did not miss this piss-hound – not even one little bit.
MOO!
We missed you though, Iveski! *mwah!*
You’re too kind :)
Archie and Jughead-The Gutter Years
Dammit!
Well done, icu. :D
Those are indeed breasts I should be aware of.
PS: The Bay sucks.
Did somebody antique her?
Really, really bad shirt.
That is a fantastic hiney.
Her hair looks nice and she’s got great legs. That’s all I got.
and..it only took 78 tries to get that shot.
Good goddamn, woman.
I’m calling BS on the boobs……sure, being preggers makes ‘em bigger – along with the rest of you. I’m guessing this is a made-for-movie-roll chest
good lord: I meant movie ROLE :O
This girl will do ANYTHING to get famous.
After thirty consecutive ” piece of shit ” flops, Brian Glazer falls back on his bodyguarding skills.
hahahahahah!
Awesome.
Kim has child bearing hips.
Child bearing hips? Hell, she could bear an entire litter!
What’s with all the Scarjo clones lately?
Matthew Poncelet from Dead Man Walking lures the paperboy back to his place.
Hey Baretta, where’s Fred the bird?
What sort of person gets manboob implants?
Did Snookie eat Lindsay Lohan?
Don’t know what the question was, but I like her response…
yah her eyes are two different sizes. she basically a different person on each side