Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!
Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,
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So I take it John Hamm’s penis is in Austin too?
That is exactly the same face I made when I saw this photo.
Exactly
Ah the unfairness of life. Sixty year old Chris Noth with a drink in one hand, a babe in the other and not a care in the world. Twenty five year old Kate Upton terrified to eat or drink anything because she’s afraid she’ll wake up in the morning weighing 260 pounds. #JessicaSimpsonSyndrome
Wait..hold still. Lemme undo my pants and get a running start at that.
“You’re not cutting those puppies out Terry!” thought Natalie that morning as she stuffed her bra, knowing Terrence Malick’s habit of editing actors out of his movies.
“She’s following us Scott!!!!”
“Don’t worry Robbie, just keep walking. There’s many things your mom will do in front of a camera, but not murder. Once we’re at the airport, homefree baby!”
I f-ed Robert Rodriguez and all I got was this lousy career…
Scream 5? Anyone? please? Party Of 6? I need the money!!!!
I! Will Suck! YOUR YOUTH!!! Bleh! Bleh!
So….not Pippa Middleton? Oh this one has an ass…sort of…
Cheryl doing her best Janet Jackson impression
Snap those two together you’ve got a regular person.
Actually, she’d be larger and have two sets of everything.
Still trying out for the Kim Kardashian lookalike gig, huh? This time with ass-pads!
Ggggaaahh!!! She’s hypnotizing me!!!! Must….resist….urge…to take….picture………aaaaahhhh
It’s like Hammer time with breasts.
Didn’t Madonna sport this look over 30 years ago? So original.
Well she obviously can’t move her eyes or mouth. Or entire face for that matter.
You know that’s a still image and not a video, right? How long have you been staring at it?
Most of the women that day were bored by the clothes. On the other hand Elsa was intently observing the models, trying to spot a limb she liked for her next enhancement.
“Don’t look at my face, look at my boobs! I didn’t buy them so they’d get ignored!” is what her frighteningly frozen face is trying to say
“Help, my face is melting under these bright lights!” is what her frighteningly frozen face is trying to say.
Dumpy, Plain and not aging well. Scream 1, 2 and 3.
I would fuck her until she couldnt stand
Girl is fine!
You know it’s a rough day for a B-list movie star when the old bald guy would rather check out a frumpy fat chick . And it’s a rough day for the old bald guy when the frumpy fat chick would rather check out the B-list movie star’s ass.
Those boobs are not for real.
Sure they are.
Eewww!
He should’ve been shot.
Why does that lady is the black lace appear to have a penis lodged in her throat??
It’s because there is one. He name is Mathilde Coureau. She was a mediocre French actress, not a complete nobody, but nothing huge either. Then she married an aristocrat, the Prince of Savoie, and ever she’s been like : looking like Victoria Beckham and pretending she’s royalty or something. Except the dick that got her where she is now remains stuck in her throat and won’t come off…
Sorry for skipping half of the words in my post :
“It’s because there is one. Her name is Mathilde Coureau. She was a mediocre French actress, not a complete nobody, but nothing huge either. Then she married an aristocrat, the Prince of Savoie, and ever since, she’s been like this : looking like Victoria Beckham and pretending she’s royalty or something. Except the dick that got her where she is now remains stuck in her throat and won’t come off…”
That’s almost makes me want to go lesbo. I said almost, don’t make me fight you.
She just had a kid, tits could be real. Stop complaining pussies
I believe they’re real!
Go see Wild Things. Great movie, and she looks great in it.
Ffffffffffffffekk-off!
She must be wearing a very meager thing. Not a panty line in sight.
In any case, if I plowed into a parked car, I’d definitely go to traffic court and bring this picture as evidence.
Indeed, if I saw that Gallardo Spyder I’d probably drive right into her butt pads like my name was Amanda Bynes.
I want to see more of that pink Jabba the Hut.
Heroine chic is even less attractive than you thought…
Well, flexible porcelain…thank you NASA!
Neither of these kids are potty trained and Kim is OK with that.
My comment about there not being a God earlier? Look at the pic above and tell me I’m not right.
That’s her reaction to seeing John Hamm’s penis.
Dang she’s cute.
well Rourke is his usual mess, wonder where he picked up the the dead leprechaun?
‘Elizabeth Hurley at The Bay for the Estee Lauder Companies’ Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign in Toronto.’
What the fucking fuck fuckety fuck…she was in town and I missed it?!
*swallows Drano*
Well let’s see: Toronto has a population of what? two an a half million? If we assume that there were a thousand people on hand to witness a makeup company’s cancer awareness campaign at an overpriced department store…. you weren’t part of the .04% of the city’s attendees. Now if all of the people who weren’t there would also swallow Drano, thereby eliminating 99.96% of the city’s population, Toronto would be a nice place.
It would make it a hell of it easier on my car. I’ve been plowed into three times in three years. All while just sitting waiting for a light to change.
The Book of Mormon…look for it in ‘Fiction’.
now there’s a pair to draw to. said no one.
That purse she made at day camp is so cute!
Was that in day camp or in rehab?
That lady shouldn’t steal a lock of her hair…that’s just rude.
I’m sorry i just had botox, can´t fell my lips…
*Feel
There’s something going on with her right eye that isn’t happening with her left, and it’s really throwing me off. Do people typically get eye lifts only on one side? Or is her hair just pulled back too tight? Bad makeup? I’m so confused.
She’s deaf in her left eye.
those tits look like they hurt.
*Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee doo…*