The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.4.12

October 4th, 2012 // 541 Comments

Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!

Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,

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  1. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey Bob, I’m still cool right?”
    “Ya, Mick! Ya, you are!”
    “The kids dig argyle and tranny wigs, right”
    “Ya, Mick! Ya, they do! Yer the tops, big daddy. The tops!”

  2. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
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    Is he Arnold’s son from that maid?

  3. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Jeans
    Instant Koala
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    Can’t believe we went to the same college. Our lives turned out sadly different. 5% of it is down to looks I’m sure… or maybe 90. On an unrelated topic, can I sue my parents for shitty genes?

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    MamaBee
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    is it me, or does that little girl look like kim?

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    Commented on this photo:

    The kid has crossed the Mason Disick line.

  7. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey man, is that the chick we date-raped the other night?”
    “Shut up, man. Shut up! Don’t look at her and keep walking. If we’re late Dean Filmore will never let us back on the rugby team”.

  8. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
    Deacon Jones
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    starring in “I Know What You Ate Last Month”

  9. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    Beer Baron
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    MOO

  10. Sammi Giancola
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    So sad. No mater what she tries, Snooki always looks like shit.

  11. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
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    The abortion clinic just told her that it’s a little too late to apply now.

  12. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Fake Baby Bump Modern Family Set
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    How is it that she gets preggers and ends up looking younger?!

  13. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    sexyman48
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    It was nice of her to let the help bring her ugly baby.

  14. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    Instant Koala
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    It’s a Lamborghini Gallardo. I’m sure that’s what everyone was looking at.

  15. Sammi Giancola
    Deacon Jones
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    Am I the only one who thinks this pic is a split profile shot for a “before/after” skin product?

  16. Keke Palmer Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Seems friendly; must not be very high up on the celebrity food chain.

  17. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts Boots
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    Hmmm… hair gonna get caught in the door, monster high heels so tall her knees are hitting the dash, seat pushed so close to steering wheel it’s impossible to actually steer – I have no idea why this woman got into a horrific car accident a while ago.

  18. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
    CK
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    “Hey Nicole! How did his urine taste?”

  19. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    “Damn, it!! OK, who left the Hurley doll on all night? Seriously. You know we don’t have an adapter to plug this British model in!!”

  20. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Instant Koala
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    The argument why getting a tattoo at 25 will make you look like an idiot at 60. The golf sweater is an extra nice touch.

  21. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    There aren’t very many women in their late 40s who can wear pink lace and not look ridiculous.

  22. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Instant Koala
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember the Odd Couple? This is the weird, creepy odd couple.

  23. Sammi Giancola
    Colin
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    I would honestly believe you if you told me that this was Lindsey Lohan under a shit ton of makeup.

  24. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
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    “I haven’t seen you before, but you are very beautiful and… and… GEE-zus!! What is up with the size of your head?! Seriously! It’s like the agency sent me a full grown midget!! Last time I use a coupon.”

  25. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
    Swearin
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    Mitt and Ann Romney from an alternate, better-looking universe

  26. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s amanda bynes driving recklessly when you really need her?

  27. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    They look so natural.

  28. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Charlie Brown and Linus took a very wrong turn in their lives

  29. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    Colin
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    I think that makes him the gayest person voting for Romney.

  30. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus. Are they making a sequel to Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man?

  31. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
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    Most unlikely skidmark…ever

  32. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Menudo Starr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks so yummy in this photo.

  33. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    Craptard
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    Glad to see this place is still putting the ‘ass’ in ‘classy’!

  34. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    DId her bush just fall off?

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ll show that Angelina…”

  36. Ireland Baldwin Midriff
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    That disgusting little pig really filled out nicely.

  37. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
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    had to take the elevator because you know…Luca lives on the second floor.

  38. Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    Cock Dr
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    That’s great if you go for the skinny blonde stick figure look but I’ll bet the girl behind Bosworth can cook much better waffles.

  39. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    47 years old…not bad.

    So she’s some kind of youth vampire and is slowly draining Lindsay Lohan dry, right?

  40. Ireland Baldwin Midriff
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick, someone open the curtains

  41. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
    Commented on this photo:

    Neve Campbell…and a woman CLEARLY not impressed by Neve Campbell.

  42. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    If you spend too much time looking, you’ll start to realize she was assembled from mismatched parts of more attractive women.

  43. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Jman
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    To get your Dad’s face tattooed on your forearm shows a real dedication to family along with the other 20 tats surrounding it.

  44. Leighton Meester Butt Tight Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Those arms foretell an unfortunate future of weight gain and irrelevancy.

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    Oz Matters
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    I’m going to assume there are another 3 more kids being held by her arse cheeks.

  46. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m Bat-Douche!”

  47. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one fantastic hinee, I mean it, that thing’s good.

  48. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    When they told her she didn’t have to show her tits and she was a guest there, she was completely baffled what to do next.

  49. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did you hear that Scott? I think he said we look like a couple of Disicks. What does that mean ?”

  50. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not surprised. A lot of assholes support Mitt Romney.

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