The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.4.12

October 4th, 2012 // 541 Comments

Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!

Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,

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  1. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    Josie
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    Bootay

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    Instant Koala
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    As if those kids weren’t damaged enough already…

  3. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Jade
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    Once he figures out how to dye his skin green, the transformation will be complete.

  4. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
    sandycakes
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    I’M SO GODDAM BORED. Is what every one of them is thinking.

  5. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    meeps!
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    So the live action “Shrek 2″ is for real…?

  6. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    Deacon Jones
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    Holy cow, get your shit together!!!

  7. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
    Josie
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    kate looks cute here

  8. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
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    Barney Flintstone and Keef Rubble.

  9. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    quix
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    I know I’m the minority here, but I actually like Scott. He would be fun to hang out with. I mean, save for the pissing in trash cans
    thing, he’s pretty hysterical.

    • Nope, in spite of myself, I agree. He’s a caricature of himself, and if I was Kourtney I’d kill him in my sleep. But yes, I’d love to hang out with him, just once. I find him hilarious and he’s the only one on the show that calls the K-trash’s on their bullshit, and I love that.

      But damn Kourtney, he’s the guy you fuck one night, not the guy you have kids with.

  10. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    Johnny P!
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    So THAT’S where my maid is today!

  11. Leighton Meester Butt Tight Skirt
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    “long-ass” syndrome, a shame actually…

  12. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    meeps!
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    Jack Nicholson did it better…

  13. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
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    Watch Nicole crack a smile. No, really, she has to crack her frozen face in order to smile.

  14. Keke Palmer Butt Tight Dress
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    I’d like to “Palm ‘er”

  15. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
    Josie
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    weird ass pic

  16. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
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    “Yo, I heard you hooked up Arnold with a few hot maids. Help another brother out?”

  17. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    Commented on this photo:

    All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

  18. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    Johnny P!
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    Yeah, Mitt’ll get you a job, Cowboy.
    Oh right, I forgot, you’re not looking for one…

  19. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Cock Dr
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    I never saw Rourke as the argyle wearing type. Weird.

  20. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
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    The Simp and the Gimp.

  21. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
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    [sarcasm]Wow the baby weight just few right off of her…[/sarcasm]

  22. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
    Josie
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    maybe she thinks the microphone is ice cream?

  23. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
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    I hope they taught, “How to fall out of mom’s arms when she lets go of you to pose for the paps.”

  24. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    Joe
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    Honey, the Michael Bay audition is a few doors down.

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
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    “These are warmer than Mommy’s. These feel piss warm.”

  26. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    Crissy
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    Is this from that episode where she gives a guy a blow job in front of his girlfriend and the girlfriend is like “bitch please you are gonna have to do better than that” and then the both go at it, trying to outdo each other… Oh wait never mind that was just my imagination… (lucky bastard, that guy from my imagination!)

  27. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    Jill
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    And today’s class is ” How to hold your child improperly “

  28. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Fake Baby Bump Modern Family Set
    Josie
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    Beautiful hair! Seriously wished I had her hair!

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
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    For the kids sake I hope retardation can’t be caught through casual contact!

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    Johnny P!
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    Little boy: “What’s that big soft bump I’m touching?”
    Little girl: “I dunno, but I ain’t going there! I just have a sudden need for Purell on my hands ASAP!”

  31. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
    Instant Koala
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    So glad she’s irrelevant. Otherwise this would be sad.

  32. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
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    Lookin’ like a fullback carrying “the rock”.

  33. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Crissy
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    Douche and Douchier…

  34. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    Joe
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    Funny thing is that Romney’s counting on his own magic underpants.

  35. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
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    Mrs. Greenpants: “I hope this gets over soon. I have to get back to my E.L. James books.”

  36. Sammi Giancola
    Crissy
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    If you’ve got tits, show them, otherwise GTFO!

  37. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    Amazing how some Brits are passable, as long as you don’t see their teeth.

  38. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    catapostrophe
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    She is physically unable to box with God.

  39. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts Boots
    Johnny P!
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    Always remember to duck to get the antlers in when getting into a car.

  40. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    catapostrophe
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    The tattoo on his leg, roughly translated, means “shit piece”.

  41. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Josie
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    looks like shes about to give birth any minute!

  42. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    She was so hot on ‘Party of 5′.
    Now, it seems the party’s been cancelled…

  43. Sammi Giancola
    Cock Dr
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    Straining oversized animal print + Peter Pan collar = WTF

  44. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    47, dammit. Bitch is fuckin’ gorgeous. Sometimes life just ain’t fair.

  45. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    vandinz
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    Her pants are that baggy to accommodate her massive cunt.

  46. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Bolt-on-tit lip-syncher.
    That’s a new one!

  47. Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs Short Shorts
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    Looks like a female buddy cop movie. Bosworth is the detective channeling Caruso.

  48. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
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    The brunette girl’s face says it all; “Well, I guess the hooker business is just like any other business – you snooze, you lose”.

  49. Sean Bean Drunk
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    It would seem Sean Beam has been out with his brother Jim Beam again all night.

  50. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    El Jefe
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    Dammit I still love her. She looks awesome.

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