Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!
Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,
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As if those kids weren’t damaged enough already…
Once he figures out how to dye his skin green, the transformation will be complete.
I’M SO GODDAM BORED. Is what every one of them is thinking.
So the live action “Shrek 2″ is for real…?
Holy cow, get your shit together!!!
kate looks cute here
Barney Flintstone and Keef Rubble.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I know I’m the minority here, but I actually like Scott. He would be fun to hang out with. I mean, save for the pissing in trash cans
thing, he’s pretty hysterical.
Nope, in spite of myself, I agree. He’s a caricature of himself, and if I was Kourtney I’d kill him in my sleep. But yes, I’d love to hang out with him, just once. I find him hilarious and he’s the only one on the show that calls the K-trash’s on their bullshit, and I love that.
But damn Kourtney, he’s the guy you fuck one night, not the guy you have kids with.
So THAT’S where my maid is today!
“long-ass” syndrome, a shame actually…
Mister ‘new around here’ Nick, there is nothing shameful about the the Meester Keester (well put Don Zaloog).
I’m gonna go with “meester keester” as Term of the Week.
Jack Nicholson did it better…
Watch Nicole crack a smile. No, really, she has to crack her frozen face in order to smile.
I’d like to “Palm ‘er”
weird ass pic
“Yo, I heard you hooked up Arnold with a few hot maids. Help another brother out?”
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
I LOVE that movie!
Yeah, Mitt’ll get you a job, Cowboy.
Oh right, I forgot, you’re not looking for one…
I never saw Rourke as the argyle wearing type. Weird.
The Simp and the Gimp.
[sarcasm]Wow the baby weight just few right off of her…[/sarcasm]
maybe she thinks the microphone is ice cream?
I hope they taught, “How to fall out of mom’s arms when she lets go of you to pose for the paps.”
Honey, the Michael Bay audition is a few doors down.
“These are warmer than Mommy’s. These feel piss warm.”
Is this from that episode where she gives a guy a blow job in front of his girlfriend and the girlfriend is like “bitch please you are gonna have to do better than that” and then the both go at it, trying to outdo each other… Oh wait never mind that was just my imagination… (lucky bastard, that guy from my imagination!)
I want to live in your imagination.
And today’s class is ” How to hold your child improperly “
Beautiful hair! Seriously wished I had her hair!
I wished I was pulling it and going ‘woooooooooooohooooooo’.
I wish I had her hair spread across my pillows…
For the kids sake I hope retardation can’t be caught through casual contact!
retardation is mostly genetic. between his ancestry and that stupid hat, the kid doesn’t stand a chance of not being retarded.
I think there’s a strong argument in this picture that retardation is an acquired trait.
Little boy: “What’s that big soft bump I’m touching?”
Little girl: “I dunno, but I ain’t going there! I just have a sudden need for Purell on my hands ASAP!”
So glad she’s irrelevant. Otherwise this would be sad.
Lookin’ like a fullback carrying “the rock”.
Douche and Douchier…
Funny thing is that Romney’s counting on his own magic underpants.
Mrs. Greenpants: “I hope this gets over soon. I have to get back to my E.L. James books.”
If you’ve got tits, show them, otherwise GTFO!
Amazing how some Brits are passable, as long as you don’t see their teeth.
She is physically unable to box with God.
Always remember to duck to get the antlers in when getting into a car.
The tattoo on his leg, roughly translated, means “shit piece”.
looks like shes about to give birth any minute!
She was so hot on ‘Party of 5′.
Now, it seems the party’s been cancelled…
Straining oversized animal print + Peter Pan collar = WTF
47, dammit. Bitch is fuckin’ gorgeous. Sometimes life just ain’t fair.
Her pants are that baggy to accommodate her massive cunt.
Those are anti camel toe pants…
Bolt-on-tit lip-syncher.
That’s a new one!
Looks like a female buddy cop movie. Bosworth is the detective channeling Caruso.
This Fall on CBS, it’s “Rake and The Fat Man”.
On this week’s episode of “Rake and the Fat Chick,” the Fat Chick gets on Rake’s nerves by constantly trying to step on Rake’s heels. [TV-14 LSV]
The brunette girl’s face says it all; “Well, I guess the hooker business is just like any other business – you snooze, you lose”.
It would seem Sean Beam has been out with his brother Jim Beam again all night.
Well played Sir!
Dammit I still love her. She looks awesome.