Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!
Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,
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Which one is Mickey Rourke? Seriously, I can’t tell?
Well, *I’m* not the daddy.
Me neither, man.
No way, ain’t my kid.
I bet he’s pissing on her too…
Funny…all dudes commenting (frenchgal is a fat, old guy with saggy balls) I gave birth, my body looks the same as before. Lucky? Hardly, I’m just young and take care of myself. FUCK off you judgmental fat dudes with no life that haven’t even gone through birth. Unless you’ve done it, then you’ve earned the right to bitch at others. Go jack off to your slutty mags since you’re obviously not ‘dad’ material.
So you were 300 lbs before AND after giving birth, huh? Kudos for consistency.
“Unless you’ve done it, then you’ve earned the right to bitch at others.” By your own line of reasoning since you have never been ‘dad’ material, or a guy, or a fat guy hacking off, then you have not earned the right to bitch at others about them.
The ‘if you’ve never done x you cannot speak about x’ is a futile line of reasoning. Since the only thing you’ve really done is be you, so you would not be able to talk about anything anyone else does.
Are you trying to sound ‘intelligent’ …you are not very good at it. Sorry. Again, so have you given birth to something other than a food baby?
HA 300 pounds, yeah I’m for sure I’m 300 pounds and right now I’m eating my sorrows away with a bucket of fried chicken. I envy the lucky who gets to be with you at of the end of each day :O …or boy. No judgement! You sounds like a catch.
good gawd
Bitter; table for 1. suggest you relax melons.
Why all the talk about water melons and fried chicken. What are you really trying to say.
rantatone: +1
wish: -2
get the hell out of this damn kitchen if you cannot stand the heat, bitch. Better yet, get back in there and start cooking.
That’s a good point, Rantatonne.
BBBBBBBURN! ‘WAwa’melons
“Hah! Paris Hilton is a skank, Kim Kardashian porno slut, Lindsay Lohan clepto drunken mess…DON”T YOU EVER MAKE FUN OF A PREGNANT WOMAN THOUGH YOUR FAT AND LIVE IN YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT I”M GORGEOUS”
Did I get all that?
all that begin said, it’s too bad about Natalie Portmans vagina…what with it being wrecked and all.
there you go – the bottom line is, the well is poisoned. She does have a great ass, though.
On an unrelated topic, when did Texas start letting Jews in?
Kinky Friedman’s been there for quite a while.
It was after Dubya was succeeded as governor.
Could anyone tell you were pregnant?
“Go jack off to your slutty mags since you’re obviously not ‘dad’ material.”
Who the hell jacks off to magazines anymore ? This is the 21st century baby, we’re jackin off to HD full screen video, in 3D !
Someone takes a celebrity gossip site a bit to seriously
So many white men seem to love Romney.
But most women can spot his bullshit flip flopping con from a mile away.
and what did Odumbo say when he ran in 2008? he said if he didn’t cut the deficit in half he wouldn’t run for reelection. Who’s the con man?
Besides, you libs are just jelly you didn’t think of writing your guy’s name on your underpants, strolling around NYC playing guitar with nothing on but tighty whiteys.
Odumbo is too much of a stretch…
Fact: It is impossible to take someone that says “jelly” seriously.
What , You don’t recognize the GOP’s base? This is the typical republican – white , rural and uneducated – exactly the people that the party does the least for.
Wouldn’t it be more appropriate if he had “Romney” written on his dick instead of his ass?
He’d only be able to fit the “R” on that thing.
That Mason has really grown.
I’ll take “Serious Daddy Issues” for $1,000, Alex.
Looks like I got a new one to stalk. She never looked this good on her Nickelodeon show.
I’ll give her a C- for the outfit, but the plastic recreation of her pre-labiaplasty vagina there to the right gets a solid B+.
Aaaaaaargh!!
Baby’s First Paparazzi Ambush!
Are ill-fitting clothes a requirement to see this thing?
I’m surprised Snooki lost her post-pregnancy boobs so quickly.
Look at those fucking legs, man. CockDr, what do you make of the shoes?
The boots are…um…quite elaborate and the color is wrong for fall, but I give kudos to any woman who can successfully navigate moderm life activities while teetering on heels that high.
She had to do something so she could reach the pedals.
Rob looks about as badass as Justin Bieber does. Nice gang attire, dipshit.
“I love to lick my fake lips…”
Still fucking beautiful. That’s how you age gracefully.
For real.
I was thinking the same thing. She never fails to look ravishing.
The sunglasses hide my tears!
Ah…a good ol’ fashioned douche-off. Nice to see some traditions never die.
Breast awareness achieved.
That’s a shame. She was so hot. Now she’s just plain.
She is pretty. She was beautiful.
But she always have a ugly body.
And i’m not talking about a little overweight, because even when she was thin and athletic her body wasn’t hot either. Genetics…
But yes, she could, at least use clothes that improve her figure, and that’s clearly not the case.
Does he shave his chest and legs or is he incapable of growing hair there?
Ah, the fabled Meester keester. It’s been too long. Blake Lively ain’t got shit on her.
She hoped to camouflage herself from photographers by dressing as the theater wallpaper.
Mason going for the titty squeeze
Atta boy!
He keeps playing British warriors and Noblemen, and he’s very good at it.
Fantastic shape for a man his age.
Good actor.
But he’s never made it big in the business.
Why?
Because his name is “Sean Bean”.
** chuckling uncontrollably ***
Can my third wish be for another 3 wishes?
Sexy little ass.
Being stalked by Jonah Hill.
That’s actually his sister Mona.
That would be great. Get her to the Greek Restaurant.
Walking stick figure.
Nice pair.
The assistant behind her is there for when a stiff breeze comes along.
I actually thought that was Gerard Depardieu at first.
Only the most beautiful of maidens can sate the hunger of the mighty Thor.
Think she’s past maidenhood
Ah, but did he take her maidenhead?
Nahhh…she just left it in her other purse…
Wow. Her hair moves much more than her face ever does.
Woooo, check out that *sweet* ’78 El Camino!
Brace yourself…
Paparazzi are coming.
effortlessly gorgeous
fat and talentless
I heard he was funny once. And my once I mean ‘on one occasion…ever’.
Woman on right: “Damn! I had the frumpy look all to myself and Neve came along and stole it.”
Sean seen here with the future Mrs. Bean….I think that’ll be his 6th or 7th.
So beautiful.
That;s right, Mrs. Greenpants. Take a big ol’ whiff. Hoo-ah!
Not a Hamm in sight.
fuckin idiot.
“What the hell do you mean your name isn’t Penelope? Didn’t the director point at you when he told me to pick up Penelope for the cameras?”
Yes, please.
y’all think she’s hot? I don’t see it at all, kinda homely, wide flat ass. meh.
You’re either a woman, a child, or blind.
Look up the pics of her in a bikini. It’s a great ass, and I was shocked as I never even imagined she had that great of an ass. Her mother should be in prison for producing a kid with that kind of ass!
Wait…
Nevermind, someone posted it below. Scroll downward.
Yes, that was yours truly!
Again. Why is he called the naked cowboy when he’s not naked?
yeah um, try a sandwich already.
A thing of beauty .. until she talks.;)