The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.4.12

October 4th, 2012 // 541 Comments

Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!

Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,

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  1. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    TooCoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one is Mickey Rourke? Seriously, I can’t tell?

  2. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, *I’m* not the daddy.
    Me neither, man.
    No way, ain’t my kid.

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet he’s pissing on her too…

  4. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Wish-Guys-Could-Push-Out-Watermelons
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny…all dudes commenting (frenchgal is a fat, old guy with saggy balls) I gave birth, my body looks the same as before. Lucky? Hardly, I’m just young and take care of myself. FUCK off you judgmental fat dudes with no life that haven’t even gone through birth. Unless you’ve done it, then you’ve earned the right to bitch at others. Go jack off to your slutty mags since you’re obviously not ‘dad’ material.

    • Fat Dude

      So you were 300 lbs before AND after giving birth, huh? Kudos for consistency.

    • “Unless you’ve done it, then you’ve earned the right to bitch at others.” By your own line of reasoning since you have never been ‘dad’ material, or a guy, or a fat guy hacking off, then you have not earned the right to bitch at others about them.
      The ‘if you’ve never done x you cannot speak about x’ is a futile line of reasoning. Since the only thing you’ve really done is be you, so you would not be able to talk about anything anyone else does.

    • “Hah! Paris Hilton is a skank, Kim Kardashian porno slut, Lindsay Lohan clepto drunken mess…DON”T YOU EVER MAKE FUN OF A PREGNANT WOMAN THOUGH YOUR FAT AND LIVE IN YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT I”M GORGEOUS”

      Did I get all that?

    • Joey

      Could anyone tell you were pregnant?

    • Bonky

      “Go jack off to your slutty mags since you’re obviously not ‘dad’ material.”

      Who the hell jacks off to magazines anymore ? This is the 21st century baby, we’re jackin off to HD full screen video, in 3D !

    • Dereleek

      Someone takes a celebrity gossip site a bit to seriously

  5. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    So many white men seem to love Romney.
    But most women can spot his bullshit flip flopping con from a mile away.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    That Mason has really grown.

  7. Ireland Baldwin Midriff
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll take “Serious Daddy Issues” for $1,000, Alex.

  8. Keke Palmer Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like I got a new one to stalk. She never looked this good on her Nickelodeon show.

  9. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll give her a C- for the outfit, but the plastic recreation of her pre-labiaplasty vagina there to the right gets a solid B+.

  10. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Baby’s First Paparazzi Ambush!

  11. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Are ill-fitting clothes a requirement to see this thing?

  12. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m surprised Snooki lost her post-pregnancy boobs so quickly.

  13. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at those fucking legs, man. CockDr, what do you make of the shoes?

  14. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Rob looks about as badass as Justin Bieber does. Nice gang attire, dipshit.

  15. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
    Kojak
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love to lick my fake lips…”

  16. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Still fucking beautiful. That’s how you age gracefully.

  17. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts Boots
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    The sunglasses hide my tears!

  18. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah…a good ol’ fashioned douche-off. Nice to see some traditions never die.

  19. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Breast awareness achieved.

  20. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a shame. She was so hot. Now she’s just plain.

    • Kojak

      She is pretty. She was beautiful.
      But she always have a ugly body.
      And i’m not talking about a little overweight, because even when she was thin and athletic her body wasn’t hot either. Genetics…
      But yes, she could, at least use clothes that improve her figure, and that’s clearly not the case.

  21. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he shave his chest and legs or is he incapable of growing hair there?

  22. Leighton Meester Butt Tight Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, the fabled Meester keester. It’s been too long. Blake Lively ain’t got shit on her.

  23. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    She hoped to camouflage herself from photographers by dressing as the theater wallpaper.

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    Mason going for the titty squeeze

    Atta boy!

  25. Sean Bean Drunk
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    He keeps playing British warriors and Noblemen, and he’s very good at it.
    Fantastic shape for a man his age.
    Good actor.
    But he’s never made it big in the business.
    Why?
    Because his name is “Sean Bean”.
    ** chuckling uncontrollably ***

  26. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Can my third wish be for another 3 wishes?

  27. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Sexy little ass.

  28. Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    1NDUN
    Commented on this photo:

    Being stalked by Jonah Hill.

  29. Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Walking stick figure.

  30. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice pair.

  31. Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    The assistant behind her is there for when a stiff breeze comes along.

  32. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    I actually thought that was Gerard Depardieu at first.

  33. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    Only the most beautiful of maidens can sate the hunger of the mighty Thor.

  34. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Her hair moves much more than her face ever does.

  35. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Woooo, check out that *sweet* ’78 El Camino!

  36. Sean Bean Drunk
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    Brace yourself…

    Paparazzi are coming.

  37. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    effortlessly gorgeous

  38. George Lopez Fat Belly Fedora Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals For Children Open Golf Tournament
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    fat and talentless

  39. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
    Commented on this photo:

    Woman on right: “Damn! I had the frumpy look all to myself and Neve came along and stole it.”

  40. Sean Bean Drunk
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Sean seen here with the future Mrs. Bean….I think that’ll be his 6th or 7th.

  41. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    So beautiful.

  42. Elsa Pataky Cleavage Legs Minidress Paris Fashion Week
    1NDUN
    Commented on this photo:

    That;s right, Mrs. Greenpants. Take a big ol’ whiff. Hoo-ah!

  43. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a Hamm in sight.

  44. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    sandycakes
    Commented on this photo:

    fuckin idiot.

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    NattyIce
    Commented on this photo:

    “What the hell do you mean your name isn’t Penelope? Didn’t the director point at you when he told me to pick up Penelope for the cameras?”

  46. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, please.

  47. Leighton Meester Butt Tight Skirt
    sandycakes
    Commented on this photo:

    y’all think she’s hot? I don’t see it at all, kinda homely, wide flat ass. meh.

  48. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    Instant Koala
    Commented on this photo:

    Again. Why is he called the naked cowboy when he’s not naked?

  49. Kate Bosworth Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    sandycakes
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah um, try a sandwich already.

  50. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    A thing of beauty .. until she talks.;)

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