The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.4.12

October 4th, 2012 // 541 Comments

Thanks for letting Thursday’s The Crap We Missed crawl back into your life. Now it’s only a matter of time before it punches laughter into your face for peeping its photos. Subtlety, it’s what we do. Anyway, today we’ve got little Mason Disick, who’s already learned to do as he’s told, especially by Grandma Jenner, as well as Nicole Kidman‘s human oral sex replicator chip malfunctioning at an untimely moment, and finally, this perfect summation of Romney Supporters in the form of an exceedingly proud, unemployed white man in his tighty whities. USA! USA!

Liam Hemsworth‘s sister-in-law (Why is is so satisfying to describe her that way?) is today’s Final Five,

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sean Bean Drunk
    CrashHell
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    THEY TOOK THE LITTLE ONES!!!

  2. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    Deacon Jones
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    Very nice.

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Kid is a Kartrashian. Coping a feel in public.

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Uncle Kanye taught me good

  5. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Cadillac Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    By proxy of comparison, Mickey looks pretty good!

  6. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    Once again. Another starlet putting Jessica Simpson to shame. Looks like she still has her pregnancy tits. Delicious.

  7. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    Looks like she joins Nicole Richie as evidence that some women’s bodies actually improve after childbirth.

    (P.S. Jessica Simpson is NOT evidence of this)

  8. Sean Bean Drunk
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    Justin Beiber in 30 years. Though Justin will never be as bad ass as Sean.

  9. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So much for originality. Where’s the pic of her with the fake Obama tattoo?

  10. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
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    Dat ass. This girl is a hidden gem on that shitty show.

  11. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Deacon Jones
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    That’s that fucker who was with Arnold a couple weeks ago, who the hell is this dude?

  12. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
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    He’s just glad he doesn’t have to pretend Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive anymore.

  13. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    Tiger
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    That’s a great Fred Flintstone mask. Oh no, are they making another Flintstones movie???

  14. Sean Bean Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    One does not simply walk among paparazzi without them using their cameras.

  15. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
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    Wow. From that angle, I can see all the way to her medulla oblongata.

  16. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    Deacon Jones
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    “So…..Robbie…. About those two crushed Vicodins you snorted off my penis last night. Nothing’s for free, baby.”

  17. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew she was a fembot all along. I’ll start working my mojo when she starts working her mojo, we’ll get cross mojinations and somebody’s head will explode.

  18. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
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    “That carrot slice looks sooooo good!”

  19. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    Deacon Jones
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    That’s a surprise

  20. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
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    “Tom always made this face when The ‘Hoff wasn’t wearing a shirt on Baywatch.”

  21. Nicole Kidman Licking Microphone The Paperboy Q & A
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    Blah,blah, blah, black microphone joke, blah, blah.

  22. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Disick looks like less of a douche than another person in a pic?

    Those damn Mayans!

  23. Sean Bean Drunk
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hands off my man, bitches!

  24. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
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    Does he get workers’ comp if she steps on his dick?

    • Craptard

      I’m sure her dick is insured with Lloyd’s of London, idk if the crew’s dicks are covered under worker’s comp though.

  25. Ireland Baldwin Midriff
    Deacon Jones
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    Can’t wait til I can legally say i spank it to her

  26. Neve Campbell Book Of Mormon
    George
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Louis C.K.’s older brother to the left?

  27. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
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    Damn. It’s getting to be very slim pickins down at the Goodwill.

  28. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
    Jill
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    When did Mr. Big get old and Carrie get hot?

  29. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Bending Over Tight Skirt 90210 Set
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    That must be the nicest high school filled with kids aged 25-35 ever.

  30. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
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    Assholes in stereo.

  31. Sammi Giancola
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  32. Chris Noth Kate Upton Everything Or Nothing The Untold Story Of 007
    EricLr
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    I bought her from the same company that manufactured Nicole Kidman.

  33. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
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    This ass has an ass on his ass.

  34. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Fake Baby Bump Modern Family Set
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    I’d give her another baby for real.

  35. Lady Gaga Standing On Back Up Dancers Groin
    EricLr
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    Gay leapfrog!

  36. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts Boots
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    Why would anyone let a woman wearing those shoes valet park their car?

  37. Mickey Rourke Sweater Vest Bandaged Arm
    EricLr
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    A bandage to cover the track marks? BRILLIANT!!

  38. Natalie Portman Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Frenchgal
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    She had a nice face, nice butt now she had those lovely tits as well. Perfection :)

  39. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
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    What does this asshole do? Solid choice there genius. Romney cares so much about people in your income bracket.

  40. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Lamest detective duo ever.

  41. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    tiss…she wouldn’t be so Cole if she just buttoned her shirt or sumpthin!

  42. Sammi Giancola
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve never heard her speak, yet I can still hear her accent just by looking at this picture.

  43. Sean Bean Drunk
    krunchyfrog
    Commented on this photo:

    And…. he’s dead.

  44. Leighton Meester Butt Tight Skirt
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The only law Bloomberg hasn’t passed is one requiring her to wear a bikini at all times.

  45. Scott Disick Rob Kardashian
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Scott looks like the villan from every 80′s movies ever made.

  46. Rose McGowan Legs Short Shorts Boots
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    She has a twisted hairstyle in on her head,
    the Charmed fans are her ruling lead.

    Great goddess McGowan, return to beauty again,
    cum at my call and show thyself to men,
    sheperd of perverts, upon the wild hair way,
    lead thy lost fools from darkness unto day.

    the Horned haired one is our naughty deity,
    yet modern times would from her presence flee.

    Forgotten are the ways of coke and night,
    men seek for them, whose eyes have lost the sight,
    open the door, the door that hath no key,
    the door of wetdreams, wereby men cum over thee.

    Sheperd of perverts, O answer unto me!
    The restraining orders is where we shall meet thee.

    To invoke thee…
    The Horned hair Goddess

  47. Sammi Giancola
    YoMamma
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    Why get fake tits if you aren’t going to show them?

  48. Ireland Baldwin Midriff
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    “Oh Donny boy, the pipes, the pies are calling”

    • “Pipes” not pies, damn it. Joke ruined. Any way I was making a play on the traditional Irish song “Danny Boy” because my name is Don and she’s got some nice legs that are calling out to me.

      She’s got her mother’s looks. She’s pretty.

  49. The Naked Cowboy Romney Tighty Whities
    EricLr
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    Put some clothes on, for God’s sake! Do you want to ruin all those years Paul Ryan spent in reparative therapy?!?!

  50. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Fake Baby Bump Modern Family Set
    YoMamma
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    Her hair is fantastic.

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