The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.31.13

October 31st, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily trudge through the minefield of my brain that thinks creating picture galleries including Vikram Chatwal‘s discount Lindsay Lohan and Bethenny Frankel single-handedly destroying two small girls’ sense of self-esteem is a worthy use of time. Seriously, it’s a crazy place in there. HAHA, I just imagined Josh Hartnett got hired to play a cowboy on a British TV show about monsters. Can you imagine? *googles, room spins* I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!!

By the way, today’s Final Five and I have only two things in common. 1.) A first name. 2.) A legally binding restriction on the distance that must be kept between us, which is no problem because I’m pretty sure that thing is visible from space,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
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    Margaret Thatcher looks terrific.

  2. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
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    “Itth chthunky at da bottom!”

  3. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
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    Machete Kills, but scabies itch.

  4. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
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    Pierce loved the Karate Kid and acts out his favorite parts to anyone who pays attention.

  5. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    piper
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    ORLY?

    YARLY.

  6. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
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    Of the two of them I think Corey Haim made the more dignified life choice by OD’ing on the cancer medication he stole from his dying mother, whom he lived with in squalor in a Canadian ghetto.

    That had more dignity than anything Corey Feldman has done in twenty years.

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    She’s no Pippa from the back.

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    crb
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    This is why we can’t have nice things.

    • crb

      And also the point in a man’s life when an imagined past is preferable to the certain indignity the future holds,

      an unstoppable trudge into bitterness, incapacity, and then death,
      .
      .
      .
      -all because of Maria’s ass.

  9. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
    Bubba
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    I like to KICK, STRETCH, AAAAAND KICK!!

    I’M FIFTY!!

  10. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
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    He looks like a really, really ugly woman in this picture.

  11. Melanie Griffith Crooked Nose Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    That photo of Donatella is looking pretty damn good now that I’ve had time to reconsider….

  12. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    Some people like round butts. Not me. I like them to have shelving units pre-installed.

  13. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
    journalschism
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    And by screening, they mean she was watching the movie off the reflection of the projector monkey’s glasses that she blew to get into the theater.

  14. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    I now know the meaning of happiness. Thank you, Photo Boy.

    Thank. You.

  15. Josh Hartnett Penny Dreadful Set
    journalschism
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    Not many people know the true origins of the Whoopee Cushion. The trajectory of Josh’s career has enabled us to find out.

  16. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Halloween Costume Daugther Bryn
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    It’s understandable she’s distracted. The people in the ferries found the detonators thirteen minutes ago.

  17. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
    Schadenfreude
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    The Ministry of Silly Walks redux.

  18. Erik Estrada Carson Daly CHIPS Costumes The Today Show
    Schadenfreude
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    Please let the CHiPs fall where they may!

  19. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
    Cat's Meow
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    I can see wear her wig has been glued on, regardless I think she looks decent here.

  20. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
    Schadenfreude
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    You see! This is how you eat babies.

  21. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    Cat's Meow
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    Even dressed as a lobster, I would still go there!

  22. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
    richie
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    She’s hottie no doubt.

  23. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
    Ronaldo
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    Aging with dignity. Looks very good for her age. Bravo.

  24. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    Ronaldo
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    Wayyyyy too much airbrush.

  25. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
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    Whoa, Roseanne looks fantastic!

  26. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    Hemorrhoids so bad she has to air them out under a hat.

  27. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
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    “Thith frothen yoga ith tha bomb. Oh oh oh — brainfreethe!”

  28. Queen Elizabeth Visiting New 68 Bed YHA South Downs Hostel
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    “Let them eat shitty sugar cookies!”

  29. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    Slick
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    This is like finding out about Santa Claus.

  30. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    $500 freelance photographer services for 2 hours.
    $20 bill given to a homeless man
    $1,700 PR firm fees (i.e. blue horseshoe loves anacott steel)
    Pretending to have a soul and a kind heart? Fooling nobody.

    (ha, you thought I was going to say priceless)

  31. Donatella Versace
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    how can you be that wealthy and look like that? Is she ever going to consult a plastic surgeon? I cant stand looking at her. Harsh, but it is the truth.

  32. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    “Ok… almost there… yeah Kris a little to the left… good… OK… no we can’t quite see it… yeah OK better… hey Linda can you fold down the corner a bit… yeah that’s good, now I can see the 20… Linda I need a reflector set up, that last hand shot was lost in shadow… aaaaand Kris, I need a little more smile… yeah I know it’s tiring… that’s perfect… peeeeerfect…. GOT IT! OK everyone that’s a wrap. Good job!”

  33. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
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    Anybody wanna tell me what’s in his cup? I’m all ears.

  34. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
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    Wait…. ummmmm…. oh I know…Dealer and Whore! Do i win the Hallowe’en caption contest? Too early?

  35. Queen Elizabeth Visiting New 68 Bed YHA South Downs Hostel
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    Looks like the kids started the portrait sitting early.

  36. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
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    The name’s wrong – this is Jack Hoff

  37. Danny Trejo Showing Knife Embroidery Inside Jacket Machete Kills Special Screening
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    When the wind’s just right, you can smell friholi.

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