The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.31.13

October 31st, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily trudge through the minefield of my brain that thinks creating picture galleries including Vikram Chatwal‘s discount Lindsay Lohan and Bethenny Frankel single-handedly destroying two small girls’ sense of self-esteem is a worthy use of time. Seriously, it’s a crazy place in there. HAHA, I just imagined Josh Hartnett got hired to play a cowboy on a British TV show about monsters. Can you imagine? *googles, room spins* I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!!

By the way, today’s Final Five and I have only two things in common. 1.) A first name. 2.) A legally binding restriction on the distance that must be kept between us, which is no problem because I’m pretty sure that thing is visible from space,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Halloween Costume Daugther Bryn
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    “Come on, you little bitches. Find me a cute single guy. My show’s going down the shitter and I need a new sugar daddy to divorce.”

  2. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    Ambiguous photo. Is she giving or taking the money?

  3. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
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    you just know a blowjob from her would consist mainly of her reciting German poetry while opening her mouth and pantomiming a blowjob. Until you fell asleep/went insane, whichever came first.

  4. Andie MacDowell Daugther Rainey Qualley Prix Montblanc
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    I’ll take the both of them.

  5. Tatyana Ali Side Boob See Through Dress Home Again Premiere
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    I totally still would.

  6. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
    Julia
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    It looks like he’s digging around for a vagina in there.

  7. Donatella Versace
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    hell no.

  8. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
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    Dem crabs.

  9. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Hey Perry! Show us the face of what happens when you do ecstasy every day for 30 years!
    thanks!

  10. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    given the amount of photoshop here, my grandmother could be the model. And that my friends is why you never fap it to 138 ads.

  11. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
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    What the fuck kind of a name is that? And I thought North West was bad.

  12. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    Your butter will be assimilated!!

  13. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    John
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    I am Zoidberg! Resistance Is Futile!

  14. Naomi Watts Butt Tight Dress Diana Screening
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    I love this beautiful lady.

  15. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    How much advertising does this water need?

  16. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
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    Da Pinkbewwy is dewishus.

  17. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    Her waist looks impossibly tiny.

  18. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    Frumpy McGuffins.

  19. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    Sir Haze Nihil
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    This motherfucker is on great psychotropics; medical marijuana laced w/pcp! Props, love him.

  20. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    MLH
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    Lobster boil …… Engage.

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    Sir Haze Nihil
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    Excuse me, the mashed potatoes in the kitchen need another whipping. Not cool Maria; let it go–just let it go.

  22. Nick Jonas Blue Steel Posing With Female Fan
    Sir Haze Nihil
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    Gay eyes always creepin’

  23. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    What’s the point of being “naked” if you’re just gonna cover up the best parts? Either go all out or put some fucking clothes on.

  24. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
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    “Screening” Is that what they are calling it these days?

  25. Donatella Versace
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    Never go out just after being tested in a centrifuge. Wait a few hours first.

  26. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
    tito
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    looks like he stole peter dinklage’s pants.

  27. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    logan… listen to me-
    i know you think me an old feeble helpless man.
    i know…
    because i put that image in your mind.
    that is what i wanted you to think.
    that is what i wanted you to see.
    now logan… open your eyes and see me.
    see me as i really am…
    PROFESSOR LOBSTERZ!!!!!!!!
    PEW-PEW-PEW!!!!!!!!!

  28. Donatella Versace
    tito
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    dr teeth and the electric mayhem reunion.

  29. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    What other classical Shakespearean trained actor do you see pulling shit like this? So badass.

  30. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    anonym
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    only patrick can pull this off.

  31. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
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    What? You mean she finally changed out of her typical uniform of a sweatshirt and jeans? It’s about time you finally put some effort into trying to impress people, Gaga.

  32. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
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    Do Englishman only make love to shitty actresses?

  33. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
    brian
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    Where did those come from? Me like!

  34. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    brian
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    I think he just saw the Bethenny Frankel picture.

  35. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
    brian
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    He still scares the crap out of me. I wouldn’t want to piss him off.

  36. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
    brian
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    “I know it’s in here somewhere!”

  37. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
    brian
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    She may be cute, but she has the most annoying laugh ever. Check out Ridiculousness sometime (and try not to kill yourself afterward).

  38. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    brian
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    Wow, he killed Jason Voorhees and Keifer Sutherland – and now crack is killing him.

  39. Donatella Versace
    brian
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    She looks like one of those neanderthals from the museum, snuck into Gaga’s closet, and walked out wearing whatever she could carry.

  40. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    brian
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    My god, what a woman. So delicious!

  41. Donatella Versace
    Just_As_it_IS
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    Same smile as the one in the background

  42. Melanie Griffith Crooked Nose Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    Just_As_it_IS
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    She should change to Melan-oma Griffith

  43. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    Just_As_it_IS
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    10 bucks she can lift that hat 5 inches with a fart

  44. Melanie Griffith Crooked Nose Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    I would invite her to a mother-daughter threesome also, but I would not give her the same address that I gave to Dakota.

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    ” (whispering to himself)… and you and mom can take turns giving me a bath. You will live in our basement and I’ll bring you plenty of cats to eat, but only the ones that won’t stop talking to me. I’ll tie you and mom to the bed so you don’t get too scared by my screaming during the night terrors.You’ll call me Penthrax, lord of the northern realms and I’ll grant you and mom my lordly seed simultaneously so you can share the joys of princely birth. Then, after my sons are born, you and mom can fight to the death to see which child will be my heir and which one we’ll eat. You are such a lucky girl!”

  46. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
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    Is that a barricade or where you lock up a ten speed?

  47. Erik Estrada Carson Daly CHIPS Costumes The Today Show
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    Because the original CHiPS was good but lacked the homoerotic subtext to make it great.

  48. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    Thank god there was a photographer around to capture this moment for posterity. What are the odds?

  49. Andie MacDowell Daugther Rainey Qualley Prix Montblanc
    Falstaff
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    Is it still Rainey? I hadn’t noticed.

  50. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    Jentilly
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    Is she black? White? I’m confused!

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