The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.31.13

October 31st, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily trudge through the minefield of my brain that thinks creating picture galleries including Vikram Chatwal‘s discount Lindsay Lohan and Bethenny Frankel single-handedly destroying two small girls’ sense of self-esteem is a worthy use of time. Seriously, it’s a crazy place in there. HAHA, I just imagined Josh Hartnett got hired to play a cowboy on a British TV show about monsters. Can you imagine? *googles, room spins* I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!!

By the way, today’s Final Five and I have only two things in common. 1.) A first name. 2.) A legally binding restriction on the distance that must be kept between us, which is no problem because I’m pretty sure that thing is visible from space,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look a bit closer at the picture, the 20 looks Photoshopped. No, really – check it out. The bitch is a fucking fraud.

  2. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Hugh Jazz
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    “Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don’t mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.”

  3. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    Dox
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    The face transplant looks to be healing very nicely.

  4. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    I know that look well. I make it every morning when I realize I’m still me.

  5. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a Pavlov-type reaction – whenever someone points a camera at him, he instantly freezes and acts like it’s another mugshot photo.

  6. Donatella Versace
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    She looks more and more like her brother every day.

  7. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    Her ass looks like it has been painted in by someone who has never actually seen an ass before.

  8. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
    fred
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    She went as Jar Jar Binks for halloween? That’s kind of cool.

  9. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Halloween Costume Daugther Bryn
    Commented on this photo:

    At least little snow white is expressing some small amount reservation about becoming a fame whore.

  10. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
    waynemoores
    Commented on this photo:

    Still crazy after all these years.

  11. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    waynemoores
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet Jesus, dead man walking

  12. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Halloween Costume Daugther Bryn
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look who is coming into the party kids. It’s Bozo the Hooker Meth Head Tranny Clown!”

  13. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    On no. Oh no. Please tell me this isn’t a case of older guy dating younger girl goes goofy.

  14. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    Douche McShitWall picks up a hooker and it’s news?

  15. Queen Elizabeth Visiting New 68 Bed YHA South Downs Hostel
    Commented on this photo:

    that fucking bitch is the scariest thing on the planet.

  16. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
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    Gilbert Gottfried has JUMBO CRABS and he don’t care who knows it, yo.

  17. Donatella Versace
    waynemoores
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    The crazy part is…she looks better than previous pics. Mike Holmes must have seen and said “tear it all down” and had his crew do a reno.

  18. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
    Commented on this photo:

    my penis says yes. My brain is giving it a NO. And the last time my penis won, I wound up in a free clinic. So we’re calling it a NO.

  19. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    Guilty.

  20. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    He has that “shit, i thought this was the soup kitchen line” look on his face.

  21. Donatella Versace
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    Was she a boxer for 30 years, but didn’t tell anyone?

  22. Melanie Griffith Crooked Nose Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice going asshole. Back to back pics of whatever that was in the last one and this train wreck. The next one better be good looking or you are fired.

  23. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
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    C’mon guys, He’s clearly wearing his Bram Stoker’s Dracula costume

  24. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    “Drawn butter? Make it so!”

  25. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    worst case of over photoshop ever.

  26. Erik Estrada Carson Daly CHIPS Costumes The Today Show
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    Rebooted under the title “Too Many CHiPs”.

  27. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    He’s just plain awesome.

  28. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Halloween Costume Daugther Bryn
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    Two Erik Estrada pics in one day?

  29. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Commented on this photo:

    Did he play the tall alien at the end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

  30. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Did not think it was possible, but he is becoming more awesome with age.

  31. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
    Commented on this photo:

    “Out damn herpes out”

  32. Andie MacDowell Daugther Rainey Qualley Prix Montblanc
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, this would pretty much be one of the better mother-daughter threesomes out there.

  33. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
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    Wonder if he gets to write-off cocaine as a business expense?

  34. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    Chicks
    Who have dicks
    Aren’t dicking anymore
    They’re doing Coreyography

  35. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    beaver eater
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to be that hat

  36. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
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    I like Gaga.

  37. Donatella Versace
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    GaGa’s real mother.

  38. Donatella Versace
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    That Muppets reboot really put her back in the spotlight, didn’t it?

  39. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this another one of those tarts-with-bottled-water ads? Fuck.

  40. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
    ianb
    Commented on this photo:

    Flava Flav!!!!!!!

  41. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
    Gay Englishman
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does this high step make my belly look fat?”

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her big ass.

  43. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    Frenchie
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow – it clearly was a mistake to divorce Miranda Kerr

  44. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    Huh?
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look closely there’s a make-up artist credit for Sammy Sosa.

  45. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    blerg
    Commented on this photo:

    That harry potter kid went down the shitter fast…

  46. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
    blerg
    Commented on this photo:

    Since every woman on the planet has a bald beaver now, how in the fuck did he get crabs?

  47. Erik Estrada Carson Daly CHIPS Costumes The Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Special Ed CHiPs

  48. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn it! All the Flava Flav jokes have been taken already.

  49. Nick Jonas Blue Steel Posing With Female Fan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can I get a picture? My 12 year old sister loves you guys. She hasn’t developed any musical taste yet.”

  50. Nick Jonas Blue Steel Posing With Female Fan
    blerg
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats a good John Travolta costume.

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