The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.31.13

October 31st, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily trudge through the minefield of my brain that thinks creating picture galleries including Vikram Chatwal‘s discount Lindsay Lohan and Bethenny Frankel single-handedly destroying two small girls’ sense of self-esteem is a worthy use of time. Seriously, it’s a crazy place in there. HAHA, I just imagined Josh Hartnett got hired to play a cowboy on a British TV show about monsters. Can you imagine? *googles, room spins* I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!!

By the way, today’s Final Five and I have only two things in common. 1.) A first name. 2.) A legally binding restriction on the distance that must be kept between us, which is no problem because I’m pretty sure that thing is visible from space,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Andie MacDowell Daugther Rainey Qualley Prix Montblanc
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeahhh, so I’m going to need you to drop your daughter off at my house this weekend, mm’kay?”

  2. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    JimBB
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    Man, Michael Jackson has really went downhill recently.

  3. Naomi Watts Butt Tight Dress Diana Screening
    JimBB
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    I would stop smiling, but the Botox is pretty much in charge now.

  4. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
    Eejut
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    The paparazzi can barely contain themselves.

  5. Melanie Griffith Crooked Nose Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    The should’ve cast her for the lead role for “V”

  6. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    Holy sweet mother of hell

  7. Josh Hartnett Penny Dreadful Set
    JimBB
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    “We need a script. Just pick one from the bottom of the pile.”

    “Well, I’ve got this one from the plenty dreadful pile. But it doesn’t have a title.”

  8. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
    caley
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    “What? Is it Halloween today?”

  9. Donatella Versace
    JimBB
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    I wonder which parts of her face are on Daylight Savings time.

  10. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    Inner Retard
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    No one would have believed, that Maria’s ass was being watched from the timeless shadows of anonymity. And yet, across the gulf of space, a butt immeasurably inferior to hers regarded this with envious eyes, and slowly, and surely, Akeem drew his plans against it.

  11. Melanie Griffith Crooked Nose Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    JimBB
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    I would bang the Alzheimer’s out of her.

  12. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    He can do no wrong

  13. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
    Gin&Tonic
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    Sloppy bro, when I have to unstick the twig and berries I at least have the deceny to turn away from the crowd. Like a gentleman…

  14. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    JimBB
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    Maria doesn’t need to wear Depends, but she’s doing it anyway.

  15. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
    Inner Retard
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    Once the paparazzi left a black SUV appeared, two thugs got out and beat the guy sensless until he gave back the money with interest.

  16. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
    JimBB
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    One person in this picture still has some dignity left.

  17. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
    Gin&Tonic
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    want a really good laugh? go youtube some of her music videos. fucking hilarious! just you’re going to want to be muting it first, FYI

  18. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
    JimBB
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    Ummm..Ben & Jerry’s Grapey Rapey, my favorite!

  19. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    Gin&Tonic
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    With all the days/weeks they spent photoshopping this pic into cartoonish oblivion you’d think someone would’ve noticed that the idiot photographer cropped out her foot and hand holding the product they’re trying to sell.

  20. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    Dox
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    “Uh.. Pat…. you’re not a real lobster, you can get out of the tub now.”

  21. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    I love this guy.

  22. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
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    I see they’re filming the sequel already, How To Dance Like An Irishman

  23. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
    Dox
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    Lady Gaga as Catherine the Great.
    Not pictured: Her Horse.

  24. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
    Dox
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    “Pierce, all you have to do is punt your dignity, and I’ll sleep with you…”

  25. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    Inner Retard
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    Just not enough woman for all that photoshop.

  26. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
    Inner Retard
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    Tuesday was pudding day. Always tuesday. And Mike loved pudding day.

  27. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
    Dox
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    Marketing Campaign 4: “See I do have a soul.”

  28. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    Cock Dr
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    As pure digital pinup art it ain’t bad.
    Thank god there was one without the damned water.
    Ok, time to feed the monsters.

  29. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Halloween Costume Daugther Bryn
    Dox
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    Beauty school dropout….. go back to high school….

  30. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
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    That is a haunted stare

  31. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
    Dox
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    Which cost more, the pants or the woman?

  32. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
    Dox
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    I guess we’re all pretending more than two fingers were needed here.

  33. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    Tom
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    Racoons in a pillowcase.

  34. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    Bob's Not Your Uncle
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    Thats’ what you see when you look at Paris Hilton’s bathtub using a non-magnifying glass.

  35. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    I think by now we’ve all seen that 37sec video about how they photoshop the bejeezus out of models. Remember, this woman does *NOT* actually look like this. Much the same way a Big Mac looks better on tv than it does in your hand.

  36. Queen Elizabeth Visiting New 68 Bed YHA South Downs Hostel
    Inner Retard
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    - Are they made with children’s tears?
    - Yes, Your Majesty, as requested.
    - Tee-Hee. I’ll take two dozens.

  37. Donatella Versace
    Dox
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    Ah yes. The freshly punched in the face look.

  38. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
    Inner Retard
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    He has a trench coat on. Just be happy he has clothes on underneath. It could have been much, much worse.

  39. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
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    i just don’t care about this cunt anymore. I can’t agree more with the above comment, “just stop”.

  40. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    Jade
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    Not a flattering dress in the bum area. It is amazing how bad skinny women can make themselves look because of the clothes they squeeze in to.

  41. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
    Jade
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    “Oh look, there’s a camera! I’ll try to look like a decent person!”

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    Alli
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    Who threw water on the witch?

  43. Erik Estrada Carson Daly CHIPS Costumes The Today Show
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    Erik costume dressed as his only relevant role.

    The equivalent female costume would be Kim Kardashian covered in urine and sucking feces off some nameless rapper’s diseased penis.

  44. Naomi Watts Butt Tight Dress Diana Screening
    Bob's Not Your Uncle
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    Meanwhile, in the background Sharon Stone continues her basic instinct to air it out in public.

  45. Andie MacDowell Daugther Rainey Qualley Prix Montblanc
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    and my threesome fantasy is back online.

  46. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    Her ass cheeks are fused together?! Poor lady.

  47. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
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    my wife is her pediatrician, and that’s all I’m allowed to say

  48. Erik Estrada Carson Daly CHIPS Costumes The Today Show
    Dox
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    “My bad, thought this was where the pride week parade started.”

  49. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
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    this pic is so sad I don’t even wanna make fun of it

  50. Nick Jonas Blue Steel Posing With Female Fan
    Dox
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    Nick’s Gaydar has just gone into overload.
    Now.. he hunts.

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