The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.31.13

October 31st, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily trudge through the minefield of my brain that thinks creating picture galleries including Vikram Chatwal‘s discount Lindsay Lohan and Bethenny Frankel single-handedly destroying two small girls’ sense of self-esteem is a worthy use of time. Seriously, it’s a crazy place in there. HAHA, I just imagined Josh Hartnett got hired to play a cowboy on a British TV show about monsters. Can you imagine? *googles, room spins* I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!!

By the way, today’s Final Five and I have only two things in common. 1.) A first name. 2.) A legally binding restriction on the distance that must be kept between us, which is no problem because I’m pretty sure that thing is visible from space,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    “$20 it is! Come to the house. I’ll let you in and introduce you to Kendall. When you’re doing it, just make sure you don’t get between her face and the camera.”

  2. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
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    The first assumption is always Paris, but Jessia Alba is in this movie and she dated Derek Jeter, so…

  3. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    MarketingMike
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    Oh my…
    Carmen, if you need a place to stay call me….

  4. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
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    I want her replicant reactivated.

  5. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
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    Damn she is a little hottie. Wasn’t she on that dumbass Rob Dyrdek’s show?

  6. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
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    “Go ahead, I dare you to ask me if I’m Leonard Hofstetter just one more time!”

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    That face is beaming with pride about her ass.

  8. Melanie Griffith Crooked Nose Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    Spleen
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    All that plastic surgery and she still has a hockey player’s nose? She should demand a refund.

  9. Tatyana Ali Side Boob See Through Dress Home Again Premiere
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    Sideboob looks good.

  10. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
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    Did they spray tan him with his shirt still on? WTF?

  11. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
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    Is that Dina?

  12. Josh Hartnett Penny Dreadful Set
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    Dreadful being the key word here.

  13. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
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    I wonder if she is Bi-Costal.

  14. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    I am growing quite fond of this hooker water, wait, where the hell is the bottle?

  15. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
    JimBB
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    Yep, that’s pretty much how I imagined an Englishman would make love.

  16. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
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    Lady BlahBlah

  17. Erik Estrada Carson Daly CHIPS Costumes The Today Show
    JimBB
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    CHUBS

  18. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
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    I would definitely bugger Jessica Alba (that’s something Englishmen say, right?).

  19. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
    Fresco
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    What an attractive old lady. No botox, no trace of surgeries, discreet makeup. I like her.

  20. Nick Jonas Blue Steel Posing With Female Fan
    JimBB
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    There’s the shy Jonas, the jokester Jonas, and the serial killer Jonas.

  21. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    Hedgehog
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    Where are the hookers ?

  22. Josh Hartnett Penny Dreadful Set
    sc4play
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    Whoa, cowboy! Just where are you headed with that hot water bottle??

  23. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    I’ve only seen paintings of that painting

  24. Naomi Watts Butt Tight Dress Diana Screening
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    Hot. Would do.

  25. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Can’t speak for Jane, but Perry’s is obviously still an issue.

  26. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    It’s a great marketing campaign for Tap Water at $1.99 per liter.

    From the 138Water web site; Ingredients:

    Purified Water from local Municipal Source
    Potassium bicarbonate
    Calcium chloride
    Magnesium chloride

  27. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    Locutus the Lobster!

  28. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
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    So she went as an overrated skank for Halloween.

  29. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Halloween Costume Daugther Bryn
    JimBB
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    Tail as old as time
    Face as old as rhyme
    Beauties and the beast…

  30. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    JimBB
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    Someone just told him his age.

  31. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Halloween Costume Daugther Bryn
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    “Let’s watch the white people dress up for Halloween.”

  32. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “Coming down the mountaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!!!…to get some heroin.”

  33. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    No one ever wants to believe me when I say this one isn’t going to turn out well. Here is the beginning of the end.

    • catapostrophe

      I believe you. The thing is barely contained in the reinforced dresses she wears, and will continue its inevitable slide down the backs and sides of her legs. I’ve seen it happen.

    • Oh we believe you, it is just that that is not important right now. Live for the here, not the tomorrow.

  34. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    MeanMrsMustard
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    This has meme factory written all over it.

  35. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
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    Cup full of ears.

  36. Andie MacDowell Daugther Rainey Qualley Prix Montblanc
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Fame whore training requires the utmost commitment!!

    Yes, sensei!

    The fame whore NEVER passes up an opportunity to be photographed!!

    Yes, sensei!

    The fame whore will stoop to ANY indignity for even the slightest taste of fame!!

    Yes, sensei!

    And how far is the fame whore willing to go??

    I’ll suck Andy Dick’s dick, sensei!

  37. Queen Elizabeth Visiting New 68 Bed YHA South Downs Hostel
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    And those kids thought they were going to have the weirdest hats that day.

  38. Queen Elizabeth Visiting New 68 Bed YHA South Downs Hostel
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    Adorable witch outfit.

  39. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
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    He doesn’t look like a victim of child molestation at all.

  40. Josh Hartnett Penny Dreadful Set
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    Ye old enema bag.

  41. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
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    She tucked her cock so far it popped out the back to they put a hat on it.

  42. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
    donkeylicks
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    “My fantasy is to have two white girls wrestle in crude oil until they suffocate like gulls on the beaches of Kuwait.”

  43. Danny Trejo Showing Knife Embroidery Inside Jacket Machete Kills Special Screening
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    I always get my Mexican battlestar commanders mixed up, which one is he?

  44. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
    JimBB
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    It’s very gentlemanly of him to prop up that junkie.

  45. Queen Elizabeth Visiting New 68 Bed YHA South Downs Hostel
    JimBB
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    Those jack-o-lanterns have the best dental work in the room.

  46. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    “You SIR, are CORRECT! I do, in fact, “smoke weed” ! “

  47. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
    JimBB
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    I guess Chanel East Coast is the good one.

  48. Danny Trejo Showing Knife Embroidery Inside Jacket Machete Kills Special Screening
    JimBB
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    I see a hispanic in that pose every time I go through security at the airport.

  49. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Man, if I had a dollar for every time I got stoned to Jane’s Addiction..

  50. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
    JimBB
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    Damn you for creating one with no expiration date, Tyrell !!!

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