The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.31.13

October 31st, 2013 // 396 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily trudge through the minefield of my brain that thinks creating picture galleries including Vikram Chatwal‘s discount Lindsay Lohan and Bethenny Frankel single-handedly destroying two small girls’ sense of self-esteem is a worthy use of time. Seriously, it’s a crazy place in there. HAHA, I just imagined Josh Hartnett got hired to play a cowboy on a British TV show about monsters. Can you imagine? *googles, room spins* I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!!

By the way, today’s Final Five and I have only two things in common. 1.) A first name. 2.) A legally binding restriction on the distance that must be kept between us, which is no problem because I’m pretty sure that thing is visible from space,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    DisneyRapeBrigade
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    Rock Lobster?

  2. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
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    Is she wearing a couch?

  3. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    gooch
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    Two Bethenny Frankel pics in a row?

  4. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    JC
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    That’s “Sir Lobster” to you, peasants.

  5. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    You miss one Borg implant, and…

  6. Nick Jonas Blue Steel Posing With Female Fan
    JC
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    “A selfie with Kristen Dust’s homely cousin? You bet!”

  7. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
    Shea Vertwat
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    more like Lady TaTa

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    Pickle Nose
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    You can see the outline of her spanks.

  9. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
    Hugh Jass
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    At what point did she become Shea Old

  10. Lady Gaga Cleavage Geisha Outfit
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    Just stop.

  11. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    Hugh G. Rection
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    It’s rough when it’s been 30 years since your last paying job in Hollywood and you can’t even afford to spray tan all the way to your neck line.

  12. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Not on drugs.

  13. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I don’t know what a Carmen Ortega is, but I want one.

  14. Carmen Ortega Naked 138 Water Photoshoot
    Hugh G. Rection
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    OK, I give up. I’m going to buy a case of 138 water.

  15. Melanie Griffith Crooked Nose Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    My goodness, time has not been kind to this woman.

  16. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    CrashHell
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    He has flying balls on his shirt…”Angel’s Balls”, they give you wings!

  17. Erik Estrada Carson Daly CHIPS Costumes The Today Show
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    Ponch, indeed.

  18. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
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    He should be careful. The last time someone who looked like this got near anything involving “Diana”, it ended poorly in a Paris tunnel.

  19. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Say it ain’t so, number one.

  20. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
    Alison
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    Pro tip: always remember to size up in a peep toe. Someone is sporting some nasty cliff hangers.

  21. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    Here, this should get you a new clock to hang around your neck.

  22. Naomi Watts Butt Tight Dress Diana Screening
    CrashHell
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    “Yeah babe, open your pants so I can put my wallet, keys, breathmints, gum, iphone, and change bag down there-OH SHIT ITS NAOMI WATTS!”

  23. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    catapostrophe
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    Saddlebags McGillicudy.

  24. Pierce Brosnan Crane Kick Jessica Alba How To Make Love Like An Englishman
    George P Burdell
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    Manti Te’o girlfriend never saw the crane kick coming.

  25. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
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    I blame Dr. Drew and vodka… sweet, sweet delicious vodka.

  26. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
    joe
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    I don’t know what’s better: the outline of at least two, maybe three sets of butt squeezers or the dude in the background.

  27. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
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    Hee hee, mushrooms look like little ears. Tasty, little ears.

  28. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Coreyography Book Signing
    catapostrophe
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    Great. Now I dislike Strand Books.

  29. Josh Hartnett Penny Dreadful Set
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    Menstrual cramps are the worst.

  30. Perry Farrell Bugeyed Janes Addiction Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    joe
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    This is what you look like when Sergio treats you like a ragdoll.

  31. Mike Tyson Eating Pinkberry
    joe
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    Thish ish very yummy,

  32. Vikram Chatwal Lindsay Lohan Look A Like Diana Screening
    joe
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    Isn’t this the dude Blowhan was, well, blowing to get into some party?

  33. Evil Jared Hasselhoff Hand In Pants Machete Kills Special Screening
    MarketingMike
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    That quickie with Paris at lunch, is catching up with him…

  34. Danny Trejo Showing Knife Embroidery Inside Jacket Machete Kills Special Screening
    joe
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    He looks like he’s never been a severed head on a tortoise before.

  35. Patrick Stewart Lobster Costume Twitter
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    Looking for a cool Halloween costume? Why not ZoidBorg?

  36. Erik Estrada Carson Daly CHIPS Costumes The Today Show
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    Keep trying, Ponch, but the truth is CHiPs sucked the first time around.

  37. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    Beware of the creeper in the burgundy sweater.

  38. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
    MarketingMike
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    Simple fashion mistake, she wore her poop toes by accident.

  39. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    That’s not a homeless man, that is Flava Flav, oh…

  40. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    “Can you give me a receipt for that? It’s a business expense.”

  41. Melanie Griffith Crooked Nose Oceana Partners Awards Gala 2013
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    She looks like a work of art…….by Picasso.

  42. Nick Jonas Blue Steel Posing With Female Fan
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    That chick must save a ton of money on costumes for Halloween with those teeth of hers.

  43. Chanel West Coast Sexy Devil Costume Hooray Henrys Halloween Party
    FriskyBiscuit
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    Chanel West Coast? Oh, you’ve gotta be shitting me.

  44. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Halloween Costume Daugther Bryn
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    At least the kids won’t have to worry about her eating their candy.

  45. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Halloween Costume Daugther Bryn
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    The one in the Snow White get up is Peter Dinklage.

  46. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
    MarketingMike
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    Wow, a pig dressed up as Sean Young for Halloween

  47. Kris Jenner Giving Money To Homeless Man
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    Homeless Guy: “Hey, lady, can you spare some change?”

    Kris Jenner: “What? I earned my money.”

    Homeless Guy: “If you call pimping out your daughter having sex on camera, making a national spectacle of your family’s vacuous existence on TV, and contriving fake marriages and divorces and holidays to get ratings ‘earning.’”

    Kris Jenner: “Here’s a 20.”

  48. Tatyana Ali Side Boob See Through Dress Home Again Premiere
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    I thought she would grow up to be smoking hot. I was wrong.

  49. Sean Young Shiny Forehead Diana Screening
    carpaltunnel
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    We found Mr Winky!!

  50. Queen Elizabeth Visiting New 68 Bed YHA South Downs Hostel
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    Tasty children check, oven to bake them in, check.

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