The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.3.13

October 3rd, 2013 // 305 Comments

Welcome to Thrursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’d like to start by making a simple comparison. Here’s Jenna Dewan, who gave birth two weeks before Kim Kardashian, on Extra yesterday, and if you think I’m about to comment on their post-pregnancy bodies, you’re wrong. That would be like comparing apples to soulless famewhores who got peed on because working is hard. As for the rest of today’s collection, here are random butts mixed in with George Clooney making a face we’ll all assume disparages monogamy in some way, Josh Duhamel and some dudes in a truck bed, which I’m having trouble turning into a joke about his wife’s penis, and Joan Rivers introducing her new Jonah Hill Flatware Collection.

I’m aware that shit wasn’t just low hanging, that was already on the ground and rotting,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    Jade
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    First pic I’ve seen of her that doesn’t make me wonder if she’s a tranny.

  2. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
    Jade
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    Here’s Miley doing her best to show us that there are many types of whores.

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Katherine Jenkins Extra
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    what a wonderful ass

  4. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    Truthh
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    Ugh. I love her but emotional eating is not attractive.

  5. Ellen Page Willem Dafoe Beyond: Two Souls Premiere
    Bonky
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    “Ok Ellen as you know in this part of the show you have to play the game ‘Seven Minutes in Heaven’ and for that we have paired you up with….. Willem Dafoe !! … How do you feel about that ??”

  6. Danny Trejo Mel Gibson Mouth Kiss Machete Kills Premiere
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    “Hugging a spic counts toward my character rehabilitation with the Jews, right?”

  7. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s pronounced, “Moo Moo”.

  8. Joan Rivers Giant Utensils Expansion Project Groundbreaking Ceremony At Gods Love We Deliver
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m fairly certain that her plastic surgeries involved these tools at one time or another.

  9. Gary Busey Steffani Sampson Looking Up In Sky
    Bonky
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    Baby, you see what I’m doing ? I’m looking at the clouds because it’s gonna rain. If you want to learn anything from me don’t go staring up at the rain when it falls because if you do you will drown. A turkey taught me that one Thanksgiving while I was fighting the Japanese in Oregon.

  10. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
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    Because his penis is hidden?

  11. Gary Busey Steffani Sampson Looking Up In Sky
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    “You gotta keep looking up, or God will drop a deuce on you. That’s my mantra. That, and keep you teeth looking long and white.”

  12. Khloe Kardashian Butt Spanx Lining Tight Dress
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    Titanium Spanx wires.

  13. Danny Trejo Mel Gibson Mouth Kiss Machete Kills Premiere
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    Mel knows this looks totally gay, correct?

  14. George Clooney Gravity Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
    Bonky
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    “Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J….”

  15. Danny Trejo Mel Gibson Mouth Kiss Machete Kills Premiere
    EricLR
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    To be followed by an interview where Mel refers to Trejo as “a great actor, who showers pretty regularly for one of them.”

  16. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    donkeylicks
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    They never mentioned Susan Boyle Had a daughter.

  17. Danny Trejo Mel Gibson Mouth Kiss Machete Kills Premiere
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    Come here you machete-wielding landscaper…

  18. Josh Duhamel Talking To Guys In Truck Bed
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    “What? They’re mine, okay? I’m paying them $5 an hour plus Burger King lunch. That’s very generous. Muy generoso, si? See, they’re happy.”

  19. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
    EricLR
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    Why do I have the funny feeling that she took this in a motel room filled with men who are going to help her teach daddy a lesson?

  20. Joan Rivers Giant Utensils Expansion Project Groundbreaking Ceremony At Gods Love We Deliver
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    “…but they just can’t kill the beast.”

  21. Jake Busey Jason Mewes Crazy Eyes Machete Kills Premiere After Party
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    If the machete doesn’t kill, that Mewes guy looks like he’ll certainly get you.

  22. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Thought it was Lindsay Lohan with implants.

  23. Gary Busey Steffani Sampson Looking Up In Sky
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    Wow, it’s as if they let him play Mrs Potato head with human puddy…

  24. Cate Blanchett Cleavage Pale Skin 51st New York Film Festival Gala Tribute
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    Cate Blanched.

  25. Ellen Page Willem Dafoe Beyond: Two Souls Premiere
    EricLR
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    Yes, Bobby Peru did indeed fuck me like a jackrabbit.

  26. Gary Busey Steffani Sampson Looking Up In Sky
    EricLR
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    If only we could see the world as he does.

  27. Josh Duhamel Talking To Guys In Truck Bed
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    “Hey. They have bigger penises than Fergie.”

  28. Cate Blanchett Cleavage Pale Skin 51st New York Film Festival Gala Tribute
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    “Why, no, I am not a vampire. Why do you ask?”

  29. George Clooney Gravity Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
    EricLR
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    Haha, that prankster George is pretending to have a stroke.

    …oh wait.

  30. Jake Busey Jason Mewes Crazy Eyes Machete Kills Premiere After Party
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    “And they say my dad is the crazy one! Muwahahahahahahaaaaa….”

  31. Katie Holmes Fat NYPD Cop
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    I see George Zimmerman got a new gig.

  32. Cate Blanchett Cleavage Pale Skin 51st New York Film Festival Gala Tribute
    EricLR
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    As a reminder, please do not attempt to shake Ms. Blanchett’s hand in her ethereal form…

  33. Marie Osmond Donnie & Marie Showroom Renaming Flamingo
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    Are you certain that’s not Donnie?

  34. Marie Osmond Donnie & Marie Showroom Renaming Flamingo
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    Classic MILF.

  35. Jake Busey Jason Mewes Crazy Eyes Machete Kills Premiere After Party
    EricLR
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    Somewhere a heroin dealer is about to make a lot of money.

  36. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    EricLR
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    Always bet on aaaack.

  37. Josh Duhamel Talking To Guys In Truck Bed
    EricLR
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    And then he paid us to do bad things…awful, awful things.

  38. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Looks like he left his ball back there in the water.

  39. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    Grace
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    This is the first time I see her wearing something that is flattering for her silhouette.
    No shade. I’m serious.

  40. Joan Rivers Giant Utensils Expansion Project Groundbreaking Ceremony At Gods Love We Deliver
    EricLR
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    Somewhere, Lena Dunham is wondering where the fuck her silverware went.

  41. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Katherine Jenkins Extra
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    It’s as if Maria’s ass is a black hole and has sucked in Katherine’s ass… That’s my story anyway…

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Katherine Jenkins Extra
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    That dude is holding up a ransom note:
    Let me have a crack at that ass or your little Coco gets it…

  43. Katie Holmes Fat NYPD Cop
    EricLR
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    Ma’am, I’m sorry. But I swear, I really don’t hear any loud voices saying “Come back to Scientology.”

  44. Josh Duhamel Talking To Guys In Truck Bed
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    “Fuck, I was just about to jump on the back and hitch a ride away from Fergie forever and these damn paps caught me”.

  45. Katie Holmes Fat NYPD Cop
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    Tattoos, fat and generally out of shape and dressed like a slob, this is New York’s finest?

  46. Khloe Kardashian Butt Spanx Lining Tight Dress
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    Is that Spanx or is that the outline of her fake ass?

  47. Alexa Vega Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    Damn she looks fucking awesome.

  48. Jenna Dewan Post Baby Body Blowjob Face Extra
    EricLR
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    It’s always sad to see the look in their eyes when they learn there’s no Santa Claus.

  49. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Her bottoms are always falling off, not that I am complaining.

  50. Gary Busey Steffani Sampson Looking Up In Sky
    nomnomnom
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    Gary- “And right there is the ledge that I jumped off of when I thought I had wings”.

    Steffani- “Well, since I’m bat-shit crazy enough to be with you, maybe I should give it a try sometime. Did the angel dust give you the wings?”

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