The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.3.13

October 3rd, 2013 // 305 Comments

Welcome to Thrursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’d like to start by making a simple comparison. Here’s Jenna Dewan, who gave birth two weeks before Kim Kardashian, on Extra yesterday, and if you think I’m about to comment on their post-pregnancy bodies, you’re wrong. That would be like comparing apples to soulless famewhores who got peed on because working is hard. As for the rest of today’s collection, here are random butts mixed in with George Clooney making a face we’ll all assume disparages monogamy in some way, Josh Duhamel and some dudes in a truck bed, which I’m having trouble turning into a joke about his wife’s penis, and Joan Rivers introducing her new Jonah Hill Flatware Collection.

I’m aware that shit wasn’t just low hanging, that was already on the ground and rotting,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse The Inevitable Defeat Of Mister And Pete Screening
    Joe
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    Hello, my baby!
    Hello, my honey!
    Hello, my ragtime gal!

  2. Ellen Page Willem Dafoe Beyond: Two Souls Premiere
    Icehawg
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    Ahhh. Now I get it….Juno and Green Goblin showed me just how miserable you have to be to join into a suicide pact.

  3. Ellen Page Willem Dafoe Beyond: Two Souls Premiere
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    ” I have to have anal sex with him, wait what?”

  4. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    The first time that the words “Lena Dunham” and ” fashion show” have appeared in the same sentence.

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Kelly circa 1993

  6. George Clooney Gravity Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
    Icehawg
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    “Seriously, last party. Used only THIS face. Still banged a Jennifer and a Holly.”

  7. Emma Slater Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    That is a solid ass.

  8. George Clooney Gravity Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
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    We get it George, this is the ugliest face you can possibly make.

  9. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    catapostrophe
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    Ha! Get it? She doesn’t know how to walk because she’s awkward and out of touch with society’s rules about how women should dress, look and behave! Hilarious!

  10. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Is this another 138 Water commercial?

  11. Katie Holmes Fat NYPD Cop
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    Chas Bono joined the police?

  12. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
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    I thought from the thumb it was Brooke Hogan.

  13. Ellen Page Willem Dafoe Beyond: Two Souls Premiere
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    He’s the leader of a multi billion dollar corporation, She is a student at the Xavier School for Gifted Children. Please welcome Norman Osborne and Kitty Pryde to Love Connection!

  14. George Clooney Gravity Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
    Jon Pork
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    “But I’m a dapper dan man!”

  15. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Honestly, who is Jennifer Nicole Lee and why should I care about anything she has to say or do?! Sure, she looks good, but so do a lot of other women in Hollywood. What does she have that’s so special and diff… ohhhhhhh… I see what you did there Jennifer.

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
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    that’s a whole lot of plastic & crazy. I can’t help but wonder if she actually believes there is a career in her future.

  17. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Katherine Jenkins Extra
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    mary jesus mother of joseph…dat ass!

  18. Joan Rivers Giant Utensils Expansion Project Groundbreaking Ceremony At Gods Love We Deliver
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    Khloe Kardashian left her silverware behind

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    No Dougie in sight….it’s only a matter of time before the porn begins

  20. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    The weirdest thing about this bitch is the fact that her instagram page is totally fucking normal. Like painfully so.

  21. Joan Rivers Giant Utensils Expansion Project Groundbreaking Ceremony At Gods Love We Deliver
    blerg
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    Oh, the things I could do to her with that spoon and a flexi-straw…

  22. Danny Trejo Mel Gibson Mouth Kiss Machete Kills Premiere
    blerg
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    Rectum, it nearly killed’em!

  23. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    Dirty Travolta
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    BangBros in 3..2..1…

  24. Jake Busey Jason Mewes Crazy Eyes Machete Kills Premiere After Party
    blerg
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    Hey you guys!

    It’s sloth and that mask dude from the Cher movie

  25. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    “Cyrus diary, day one: I’ve managed to lock myself in the bathroom, away from all those giant teddy bears, but it’s only a matter of time before they break down this door and force me to have sex with them again! Can nobody help me? Brittney? Sinead?”

  26. Katie Holmes Fat NYPD Cop
    blerg
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    It’s looks like he’s got a can of SKOAL for a cup…

  27. Cate Blanchett Cleavage Pale Skin 51st New York Film Festival Gala Tribute
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    “Oh crap…She’s blending into the background…I TOLD you not to use bright white! Can we get some paint out here ASAP?!? We don’t have time to re-do the backdrop, just splash it on her! Do you have any “flesh colored” paint? That should do the trick!”

  28. Jake Busey Jason Mewes Crazy Eyes Machete Kills Premiere After Party
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    I’ve never seen two people photo bomb their own picture before…Kudos!

  29. Josh Duhamel Talking To Guys In Truck Bed
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    “Quick honey! Take a picture of my slaves now…and then AFTER I throw my green drink on them! I LOVE being rich!”

  30. Katie Holmes Fat NYPD Cop
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    “Wow! I can’t believe that’s Katy Holmes! I love her! I wish I could get her autograph, but by the time I got way over there, I’m sure she’d be gone. Guess I’ll just keep leaning against this pole. Keeping the city safe. I’m Batman!”

  31. Marie Osmond Donnie & Marie Showroom Renaming Flamingo
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    “No, no, no…I”m a little bit Count–RY…Count…RY! You’ve really got to say the whole thing!”

  32. Shannon Tweed Butt Tight Pants Machete Kills Premiere
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    Jiffy Pop, Jiffy Pop,
    The magical treat,
    As much fun to make,
    As it is to eat.

  33. Gary Busey Steffani Sampson Looking Up In Sky
    Codot
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    She has a body that says, “I know where he keeps the crack.”

  34. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    Doc
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    I seriously thought that was Shauna Sand, lol

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Codot
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    Why does she even bother wearing the suit?

  36. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
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    This is straight out of the classic Wilde novel, the Picture of Whoreian Splay..she must look amazing in person, because her photos are aging about 10 years per calendar month.

  37. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    At this point, if she wants to shock us, she’ll have to wear a burqa (added benefit – the veil hides the tongue).

  38. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Or Full Monty. Never quite certain with this one…

  39. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    The claaaaw.

  40. Josh Duhamel Talking To Guys In Truck Bed
    fred
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    “So for $50, we can go in those trees over there and you will both suck my di. . . .oh shit. Camera. Act natural.”

  41. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    diego
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    “You wanna see a real dick, mothafucka?! Oh, I’ll show you a real dick!”

  42. Shannon Tweed Butt Tight Pants Machete Kills Premiere
    fred
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    “let me show shomtin.”

    -Fire Marshall Bill

  43. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    Kel
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    Ah.. Fashion Week. Kudos to the people at the Special Olympics for creating an event that makes their athletes really feel like stars.

  44. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
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    She looks pretty damn good here. I totally would.

  45. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
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    The love child of Pam Anderson and Hep C.

  46. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    Griefer
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    She really has the circus tits now.

  47. Danny Trejo Mel Gibson Mouth Kiss Machete Kills Premiere
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    “Hey, I was in Braveheart, Danny. I was Braveheart. Will you kill me?”

  48. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Lisa
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    That doesn’t look like the proper application for baby oil. Where’s the baby?

  49. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    This is the same bathroom Amanda Bynes used to shoot selfies in. It’s like the tween star Overlook Hotel.

  50. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    Sexy little bitch. Oh, the things I want to do to her.

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