The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.3.13

October 3rd, 2013 // 305 Comments

Welcome to Thrursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’d like to start by making a simple comparison. Here’s Jenna Dewan, who gave birth two weeks before Kim Kardashian, on Extra yesterday, and if you think I’m about to comment on their post-pregnancy bodies, you’re wrong. That would be like comparing apples to soulless famewhores who got peed on because working is hard. As for the rest of today’s collection, here are random butts mixed in with George Clooney making a face we’ll all assume disparages monogamy in some way, Josh Duhamel and some dudes in a truck bed, which I’m having trouble turning into a joke about his wife’s penis, and Joan Rivers introducing her new Jonah Hill Flatware Collection.

I’m aware that shit wasn’t just low hanging, that was already on the ground and rotting,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
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    I’m just waiting for the creepy twincest showmance to begin with Bieber. Any day now…

  2. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Looks totally candid and spontaneous to me.

  3. Gary Busey Steffani Sampson Looking Up In Sky
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    See honey, those are CLOUDS..Courageous Lunar Oddities Unendingly Devouring Synapses.

  4. Ellen Page Willem Dafoe Beyond: Two Souls Premiere
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    Dafoe is turning her straight – with the power of his MIND!!!

  5. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    EricLR
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    “Doctor, I think these things are leaking! There’s saline all over them!”

    “Were you by any chance just in the ocean?”

    “Yes, why do you ask?”

  6. Ellen Page Willem Dafoe Beyond: Two Souls Premiere
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    This looks more like a casting couch than a premiere.

  7. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Every multi millionaire pop star wants to look like a trashy fucked up whore nowadaze.
    What a trend. Those of you rearing daughters…good luck with that.

  8. Gary Busey Steffani Sampson Looking Up In Sky
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    “Open up baby! Here comes the food I ordered!”

  9. Cate Blanchett Cleavage Pale Skin 51st New York Film Festival Gala Tribute
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    Oh, sure – the NY Film Festival has a Gala for her and she shows up, but where was she when I had my ‘Gala for Cate Blanchett’? I had to throw out a whole bowl of cheetos, and now I don’t know what the fuck to do with all the rufie fruit punch I made.

  10. Jake Busey Jason Mewes Crazy Eyes Machete Kills Premiere After Party
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    Good thinking, posing for the DUI mugshots early, save some time later.

  11. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Katherine Jenkins Extra
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    “Why are you interviewing me with your back to the camera?”
    “That is the only way my fans will recognize me.”

  12. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Yeah, Lena, that’s how we all feel looking at you too.

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Shh.. we don’t want to spook her. It’s not every day we get to see raw desperation in its natural habitat.

  14. Ellen Page Willem Dafoe Beyond: Two Souls Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    This reminds me that I need to put “To Live & Die in LA” on the NetFlix list.

  15. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    john
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    GOD DAMN IT BOYS IM GOING IN!!!!!!

  16. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Katherine Jenkins Extra
    john
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    LEATHER ASS!!!

  17. Jenna Dewan Post Baby Body Blowjob Face Extra
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    Well, that should jam up the Photoshop servers for the rest of the day…

  18. Danny Trejo Mel Gibson Mouth Kiss Machete Kills Premiere
    The Pope
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    “Gimme a hug, taco-tits!”

  19. Josh Duhamel Talking To Guys In Truck Bed
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    ‘Hey you, Rabbi Schmekel, hop on – all we need now is an Indian and a cop, and we’ve got ourselves our new Village People band!. You like butt sex, right? There’s going to be lot’s of butt sex.’

  20. Cate Blanchett Cleavage Pale Skin 51st New York Film Festival Gala Tribute
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    Please refrain from any flash photography. We fear the lights may burn Ms. Blanchett.

  21. Katie Holmes Fat NYPD Cop
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    “Sorry, ma’am, but the Mayor says we need to make ‘stop and frisk’ more racially diverse.”

  22. Katie Holmes Fat NYPD Cop
    john
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    Cop “Damn I would turn that vag into Dawson’s creek”

    Katie “sorry, what fatass?!?!?!”

  23. Joan Rivers Giant Utensils Expansion Project Groundbreaking Ceremony At Gods Love We Deliver
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    Are they having Rebel Wilson over for dinner or something?

  24. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    john
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    why are her clothes always falling off?!?!?!?!

    WHY AM I COMPLAINING?!?!?!

  25. Khloe Kardashian Butt Spanx Lining Tight Dress
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    You know who takes pictures of fat disgusting asses on puts them on the internet? Al Qaida, that’s who. Goddamned terrorists!

  26. Shannon Tweed Butt Tight Pants Machete Kills Premiere
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    Mouth like a horse’s fanny.

  27. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Walk gently. This is the only planet we have.

  28. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    ThisWillHurt
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    For anyone who would masterbate to cartoons: you’re welcome.

  29. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Katherine Jenkins Extra
    Dirty Travolta
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    I bet her farts smell wonderful

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
    anonymous
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    With the sunglasses on, she looks a bit like Kim K if she had a normal ass instead of the jacuzzi filled with cottage cheese she drags around.

  31. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    Is it legal to marry an Istagram post? Get on that, California!

  32. Joan Rivers Giant Utensils Expansion Project Groundbreaking Ceremony At Gods Love We Deliver
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    “Fork you all and good knife!”

  33. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
    anonymous
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    Nothing like shaving your pits just to tattoo the hair back on.

  34. Courtney Stodden Cleavage
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    she looks great. For 68 years old. Donatella Versace, move over!

  35. Lena Dunham Double Chin Miu Miu Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    First pic I’ve seen where she isn’t stuffing her face. She must be racing to the restaurant here.

  36. Miley Cyrus Bra Bathroom Mirror Selfie Instagram
    yourmom
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    So she does have a bra….

  37. Ellen Page Willem Dafoe Beyond: Two Souls Premiere
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    Nice pegboard in the background. Where did the hold this, the Euro Store?

  38. Cate Blanchett Cleavage Pale Skin 51st New York Film Festival Gala Tribute
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    She is an apparition.

  39. Jenna Dewan Post Baby Body Blowjob Face Extra
    anonymous
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    Wouldn’t mind Channing on her Tatum.

  40. Danny Trejo Mel Gibson Mouth Kiss Machete Kills Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    “I love jew, man!”

  41. George Clooney Gravity Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
    The Pope
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    Apparently it was Maria Menounos interviewing him.

  42. Marie Osmond Donnie & Marie Showroom Renaming Flamingo
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    Send in the clowns.

  43. Jenna Dewan Post Baby Body Blowjob Face Extra
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    “And then I go like this and it magically fills up!”

  44. Jenna Dewan Post Baby Body Blowjob Face Extra
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    “Please…Close your mouth! You got the job!”

  45. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    She needs some new schtick. Seriously.

  46. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants Katherine Jenkins Extra
    catapostrophe
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    I bet her ass will creep down to the back of her knees by 2015.

  47. George Clooney Gravity Screening Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences
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    George’s impression of Willem Dafoe.

  48. Ellen Page Willem Dafoe Beyond: Two Souls Premiere
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    from the “We both Love Pussy” tour

  49. Katie Holmes Fat NYPD Cop
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    “If she eats it… I’ll shoot her!”

  50. Jenna Dewan Post Baby Body Blowjob Face Extra
    The Pope
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    “So what are you doing to avoid having another baby and work off all that pregnancy weight?”

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