The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.3.13

Photo Boy / October 3, 2013

Welcome to Thrursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’d like to start by making a simple comparison. Here’s Jenna Dewan, who gave birth two weeks before Kim Kardashian, on Extra yesterday, and if you think I’m about to comment on their post-pregnancy bodies, you’re wrong. That would be like comparing apples to soulless famewhores who got peed on because working is hard. As for the rest of today’s collection, here are random butts mixed in with George Clooney making a face we’ll all assume disparages monogamy in some way, Josh Duhamel and some dudes in a truck bed, which I’m having trouble turning into a joke about his wife’s penis, and Joan Rivers introducing her new Jonah Hill Flatware Collection.

I’m aware that shit wasn’t just low hanging, that was already on the ground and rotting,

- Photo Boy

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