Eva Longoria at LAX. (October 26, 2011)
What an adorable elfin female figure.
Such a look of longing in that TSA guy’s eyes…..
Later, Ms. Longoria would ask, “Are enhanced pat-downs supposed to last 45 minutes and involve personal lubricant?”
“Yeah, we’re TOTALLY deleting this image. Don’t even worry about it.”
He’s got the gloves on already? He’s gonna grab her like a bowling ball.
TSA guys have all the fun patdowns.
Let’s be honest. That is the hottest photo ever of a chick getting screened at an airport.
She looks freaking amazing.
And Bonky, I just love your name. :D
Shortly afterward, the airport had to be shut down for 15 minutes, as all the TSA guys went on break at the same time.
She’s be more relaxed if the guy doing the screening didn’t have a butt plug with him.
All of the sudden they have a ton of extra lubricant available…
If I was a TSA agent, best believe she would be getting the full body pat down, especially after that sexy pose in the machine.
“Now bend over and squeal like a pig.”
They then had her try to touch her elbows together behind her back, followed by the Hokey Pokey, just for kicks.
Ma’am, raising your arms won’t help, you’re still to short to get on this ride.
I do however had a ride in back that I’d love to show you.
Wow, just wow!
that is one hot looking street mime
Eva knew it was gonna be a long day when she she heard ‘got dayum! Get on over here girl!’
“But guys I’m only here to drop off a friend”
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