The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12

October 25th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.

What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Josie
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    Shes crazy beautiful…end of story

  2. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    Josie
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    Did she get that outfit from Goodwill?

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Josie
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    Shes on dat big booty swaggg

  4. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Cloud Atlas Premiere
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    Jim soon realised he had inadvertently ordered the “Molestache” instead of the standard “Mustache” when he heard the voice behind him say, “Hello, my name is Chris Hanson. Please have a seat.’

  5. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    sorry_charlie
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    did she just poop out that metal thing?

  6. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
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    Did you hear about the midget who escaped from prison?…. he’s a small medium an large! Hi-O

  7. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    socks
    Commented on this photo:

    I. I will be your tampon.

  8. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
    Commented on this photo:

    At the risk of being jumped by Superficial readers, I encourage more final fives of this nature– they’re funny as hell.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Dorien Grais
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    THIS…makes me happy to have a tiny booty:-)

  10. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Luopis
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    Damn, her hair is awesome!

  11. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    journalschism
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    Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much.

  12. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    journalschism
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    Dude, fucking smile. You’re the neo-Fatty Arbuckle.

  13. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    BillEBuoy
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    that dozer should have done her a favor and ran over her.

  14. Shaun White
    BillEBuoy
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    I know an ugly girl that look just like him.

  15. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    BillEBuoy
    Commented on this photo:

    . . .formerly known as “Michael Schaefer.”

  16. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    ooh damn this does not look good at all girl. you need to check out the back of your outfits before leaving your house!

  17. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    Vega
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    Ben: “Now, where did I leave those apples.”
    Matt: “How about them apples?”

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