Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.
What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?
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Shes crazy beautiful…end of story
Did she get that outfit from Goodwill?
Shes on dat big booty swaggg
Jim soon realised he had inadvertently ordered the “Molestache” instead of the standard “Mustache” when he heard the voice behind him say, “Hello, my name is Chris Hanson. Please have a seat.’
did she just poop out that metal thing?
Did you hear about the midget who escaped from prison?…. he’s a small medium an large! Hi-O
I. I will be your tampon.
At the risk of being jumped by Superficial readers, I encourage more final fives of this nature– they’re funny as hell.
THIS…makes me happy to have a tiny booty:-)
Damn, her hair is awesome!
Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much.
Dude, fucking smile. You’re the neo-Fatty Arbuckle.
that dozer should have done her a favor and ran over her.
I know an ugly girl that look just like him.
. . .formerly known as “Michael Schaefer.”
ooh damn this does not look good at all girl. you need to check out the back of your outfits before leaving your house!
Ben: “Now, where did I leave those apples.”
Matt: “How about them apples?”