The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12

October 25th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.

What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, hey, take it away. Get that ball and fight…Hey, hey, take it away. Get that ball and fight…”

  2. Daryl Hannah Man Face
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    EXCUSE ME, GANG…Ahem…ahem…
    That’s NOT Daryl Hannah…It’s Daryl Hannah’s mother.

  3. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Commented on this photo:

    Her legs look pretty and her ass seems to be decent. But the rest of her seems to be…well…hmmmm…I guess the right phrase would be “fucked up.”

  4. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    KC
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    Everything about this picture is just wrong. ESPECIALLY the part where he isn’t falling over the edge.

  5. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
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    Deep inside the poor guy is always going to know that any girl above a 6 must have some ulterior motive for riding his face.

  6. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
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    Nice Halloween costume Crapula.

  7. Kevin Cline Old White Beard Cigarette Las Vegas Set
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    Top Flight is not amused.

  8. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
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    “Comb you God damned hair or I’ll shoot.”

  9. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
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    If I wake up as God, this guy is fucked.

  10. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
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    “OK, here’s the thing… I’m crazy”
    “Uh, huh”
    “No, seriously. I have serious mental problems. Every guy I date eventually runs away screaming”
    “I see…”
    “I’m not joking. I won an Academy Award and then followed it up with Cat Woman, for fuck sakes!”
    “Right…”
    “Are you even listening to me?
    “I’m sorry, but those are some tig ol’ bitties and I would like to, how you say, ‘Plow you’”
    “Fine. But while it’s happening. I’ll probably try to eat your face off or something.”
    “I’m fine with that”

  11. Sharon Stone
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    And now I’m gay. Thanks.

  12. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    Oz Matters
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    I could understand it if the Prince stepped back and let the guy with the feather on his head dipped his nose into the water.

  13. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
    martian
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    beautiful. period.

  14. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    The last thing Scott Disick heard before plunging to his death was “FINISH HIM!”.

  15. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t act like you don’t see me Kobe! I had to shop at Kmart and the only Kardashian who would talk to me was Khloe… KHLOE!”

  16. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    So one douchebag got another douchebag to make a douchebag pose at a douchebag location? Truth once again tops fiction.

  17. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Keanu, Why are you here?”
    “The gophers evicted me from whatever rock I was hiding under.”

  18. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Its the Grim Reapers gay homeless brother Bruce.

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    I though I saw a white trash family of nine move into this double wide.

  20. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She was on “Two and a Half Men”. Not the show, but the Hemsworth brothers and Peter Dinklage.

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    egads
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    bet she’s heading to the SAG awards

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Mateo
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    This is not a good ass.

  23. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
    Comrade Beckles
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    Timomatic, lovey

  24. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Bouncy Castle
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    Looks like someone set fire to her face, and put it out with a shovel.

  25. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
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    Now THOSE are some serious pokies!

  26. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    Put It In
    Commented on this photo:

    Monster face

  27. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Kat
    Commented on this photo:

    Is anyone else trying to read the book? Does anyone know what “gnossiennesque” means?

    I mean, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    yoop
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    How does someone as vain as this bitch not look in the mirror and see how shitty her ass looks in 99.9875% of the clothes she puts on? It’s not that hard to pick clothes that make even big asses look great.

  29. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    will
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    Dude, where’s my car?

  30. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Kat
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    At least he looks like he’s a bit closer to dying. And we can’t see his teeth.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    WHoever made those jeans needs to advertise to show the level of stress their jeans can handle

  32. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, have you seen my car?

  33. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
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    *wonders how far he could toss him*

  34. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
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    *hangs head sheepishly* I kind of like his music… but he himself is a huge, huge doucherocket.

  35. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    “When you take my manhood I’m going to be looking straight into the eyes of my bitch, like this.”

  36. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
    NattyIce
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    “In your face Jessica Simpson!”

  37. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    I smell a Simon and Simon remake.

  38. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
    edg
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    She’s getting fat again

    • BillEBuoy

      Unfortunately, she is. I don’t want to be the one to guesstimate how long it is going to take for her to put the weight back one.

      I hope she is successful in keeping it off.

  39. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Austim Powers says
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT’S A MAAAAAN BABY!

  40. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Sticky-Armadillo
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    The exact moment Halle got the first whiff of her own fart and realized “Hey. My shit stinks too.”

  41. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Brit
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    Takes no getting to second base to a whole new level

  42. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Kara
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh come on you guys…she’s not that bad…umm…she has nice…erm…I like her nail polish.

  43. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Later
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    No hate for this dude, class act, research a little.

  44. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    Later
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    grrrrr…… Sarah Jessica Parker Smash!!!!

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    brian
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    she is disgusting…thank you kayne for taking her out of the general dating population your a saint. lol still not sure why a skank like her gets so much airtime, can someone explain to me what she has contributed to society to warrant it? can’t wait to see how lumpy that ass get when she starts breeding lol

  46. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
    Chris
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    Lower-tricep patches are just odd.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Ronaldo
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    Thats abnormal

  48. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    Falstaff
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s Larry and the other Daryl?

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Useless fact: cows can’t walk down stairs or operate revolving doors

  50. Kevin Cline Old White Beard Cigarette Las Vegas Set
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    Richard Dreyfus looks pretty good here

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