The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12

October 25th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.

What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Asiah
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    I think she looks hot!

  2. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “On the next dance, could you let me lead?”

  3. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Everybody gets desperate around last call.

  4. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    KC
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    Her face is really fucked up here, so fucked up it’s bothering me more than her boob, and that’s saying a lot.

  5. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
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    That reminds me… I’ve been meaning to watch Team America again.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
    What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean ground beef.

  7. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
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    “I have ridden the sand worm!”

  8. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
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    Don’t Let This Happen to You!

    In only six weeks of training at the Shauna Sand School for Whores, you will master the art of walking down red carpets in eight-inch stiletto platforms without falling down! You will also learn such other skills as:

    • Looking hot and slutty into your 40s
    • Maintaining your figure after birthing three children
    • How to be set for life by marrying and divorcing Hollywood royalty (additional fee)
    • And more!

    So don’t delay! Call today!

  9. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
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    There’s a strong wind blowing in from the left.

  10. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
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    “Didn’t we park over there?”
    “No, the car is over that way. I think.”

  11. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    be
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    These pics remind me of so many pics i’ve taken on a drunken night out, and was totally embarrassed about the next day.

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    More evidence that god doesn’t exist. He wouldn’t have created something like this in his own image

  13. Sharon Stone
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    make up brought to you by crayola

  14. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
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    “Are y’all hiring?”

  15. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
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    I’m pretty certain they are practising some sort of dance routine

  16. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
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    What’s the likelihood her career will recover from the haircut?

  17. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
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    I don’t get it, is this supposed to be a costume of some sort?

  18. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
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    tito-matic or tit-o-matic?

  19. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
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    Jonah Hill decided to totally go for it so he’s trying to cop a free feel with his right hand…

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
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    That poor thing…she looks like her butt is badly in need of a kiss. And I’ve got just the kisser to do the job!

  21. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
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    I like Keanu Reeves. He was great in “King Kong.”

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    hijkmno
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    she needs to take some of that whore money she’s “earned” and purchase herself a couple of friends to tell her how she really looks before she leaves the house.

  23. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    Patch
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    Thankfully, The League has changed the meaning of the term “Eskimo Brothers” They were not made aware.

  24. Zara Martin Cleavage Lingerie London
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    This is just a shitty picture. She’s actually kinda hot with dynamite legs.

  25. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Rosie the Riveting
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    Where’s Waldo stare: NAILED IT!

  26. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
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    At least no one saw them coming out of that bath house.

  27. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
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    They appear to be looking for the third stooge.

  28. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
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    Thank you for enjoying the above posts. Come again. (sorry its just really awkward when I double post. I mean, its clearly trying too hard.)

  29. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
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    Shit, I can look like that. Lame.

  30. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
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    You don’t call Hamm for some dick, Hamm’s penis calls you for a vagina delivery.

  31. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Post Baby Body
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    Reese does meth Witherspoon.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    The Royal Penis
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    Someone needs a diaper change…

  33. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
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    Just another L.A. Bedouin on the prowl for some camel.

  34. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
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    TO finally found something he can do.

  35. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
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    Where is this pool of people that like this turd and why didn’t Obama or Romney threaten to destroy then to secure my vote?

  36. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    joe
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    Screw Samsung — this is how you share a playlist.

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    As we can see here, it doesn’t kill us to wear clothes that fucking fit…

  38. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    This is gonna end with a call to the rejection hotline…

  39. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I like him, too. Liked him better when he had yellow flowers for me.

  40. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    There’s, like, no need for her to ward anyone away with those spikes…

  41. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    “Ermahgerd serdboorb”.

  42. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Anderson Pooper
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    “Dodge this.”

  43. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    Bigalkie
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    What a bitch

  44. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “I know we’re parked around here somewhere…”

  45. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    First a Heidi Montag sighting, now Samantha Ronson. It’s like 2008 all over again.

  46. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
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    I really love the way Stevie Wonder does her hair.

  47. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
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    “God, I love you so much…”
    “And I love you even more…”

  48. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Post Baby Body
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    I’d love to put my face down the front of her blouse…yum!

  49. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
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    You’re gonna have to go back home and try again, Russell. We can still tell it’s you.

  50. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
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    You know, Jennifer, while you do look much, much better, you might want to tone down your attempts at sensuality just a bit because guess what…??? You’re STILL not hot!

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