The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12

October 25th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.

What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
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    christ, he’s totally committed to those fucking leg warmers. one assumes he’s also committed to never getting laid again.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      He has fame, he has money. You think legwarmers are going to stop him getting his dick wet?

  2. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    amir
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    She is not attractive.

  3. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Urvag
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    What the hell is up with that street? We have this tool bag in flip flops, chick jeans and a blanket and then there’s a character in the back with black boots and extra large pink socks.

  4. Shaun White
    Jade
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    There should be a law against guys having long hair and wearing skinny jeans at the same time.

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Urvag
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    When you are relying on your heels to hold up your ass it means 1. You need to work out 2. Get a pair of jeans to fit that ass!

  6. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Jade
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    I’m not sure if this is a man or a woman, but either way, this is NOT erotic.

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    skinny jeans?!! she is seriously mentally incompetent. and are those shoes made of titanium??

  8. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
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    wears all black clothing, digs out an old, ugly pair of brown shoes. wtf, I know he’s not broke.

  9. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
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    He looks like he smells.

  10. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    Urvag
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    She has that look like she hasn’t made a movie since 1982…oh wait.

  11. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
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    “Yes…yes, I’ll take care of that HOA code violation right away. A Lannister always paints his fence.”

  12. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
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    Bob Dylan’s fat grandkid doesn’t look like he gives a fuck.

  13. Kevin Cline Old White Beard Cigarette Las Vegas Set
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    Dude just turned 65, y’all.

  14. Sharon Stone
    Billy Barty, Jr
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    She shook hands with Madonna , and she aged 10 years immediately

  15. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    Billy Barty, Jr
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    Hick with tits , or is it zits ?

  16. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Joe
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    At least we know where the Sith Lord is.

  17. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I nominate this guy as a national stress reliever. Whenever you feel pissed go and kick him in the balls.

  18. Shaun White
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    Farkus.

  19. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Billy Barty, Jr
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    This guy can’t even look like he was dressed by anyone but the short bus fashion corp. He tries to look like this desperately

    • Fred Ziffel

      Desperately Seeking Recognizability ?
      Desperately Seeking Walking Trash Can?
      Desperately Seeking Relevance ?

  20. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
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    I’ll just leave this here.

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Billy Barty, Jr
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    Bet it smells like shit ! You would need a rag on a stick to get that thing clean !

  22. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    Billy Barty, Jr
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    Battin waaay out of his league !

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    amir
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    Yes, the jeans are tight. If her ass is being squeezed, can you imagine the suffocation her cookie is going through… good hygiene, I don’t think so.

  24. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
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    Cool bike, bro.

  25. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
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    Which Jonas brother is this again?

  26. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    Billy Barty, Jr
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    Jumped the shark , but I would still spooge all over her once

    • Larry Mondello

      She looks milfey , but I think she’s never been one . The carpet truly matches the drapes , and I would like to try to fuck the crazy out of her .

    • Ernie Rutherford

      Hope she swallows , cause after all it’s natural and organic

  27. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
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    Joe Jonas paid the iron price to look like this. And that’s…okay.

  28. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Billy Barty, Jr
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    Still would do her doggy style a la “Monster’s Ball ” . I might fuck the crazy right out of her

  29. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Larry Mondello
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    Someone should tell him it’s not Halloween until next week

  30. Sharon Stone
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Am I the only one getting an optical illusion of a very small penis poking up thru the middle of her boobs??

  31. Sharon Stone
    your mom
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    NO. Just, no. You do not get to wear orange eye make up when you’re older than my mom. Just no.

  32. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
    Larry Mondello
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    Would drive hard like an old car

  33. Kevin Cline Old White Beard Cigarette Las Vegas Set
    Larry Mondello
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    Grandpa ? Grandma is looking for you ! You forgot to come home from the grocery store with the fixins!

  34. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    your mom
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    Nice Mom-Jeans, stupid.

  35. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
    Spanky
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    “No Kim. Open Wider. Like this..”

  36. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
    your mom
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    Oh, honey. You did not lose all that weight to wear a fucking turtle-neck and cape on the red carpet. Slut it up a little, will ya? Let’s see what you got!!

  37. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Cloud Atlas Premiere
    your mom
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    nice pedo-stash.

  38. Shaun White
    1NDUN
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    GOD DAMN this guy is ugly. Keep him far away from Sarah Jessica Parker to avoid any accidental insemination.

  39. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    Larry Mondello
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    Nose size contest

  40. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Boo
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    She is nuts!

  41. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
    Boo
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    Wow!

  42. Sharon Stone
    Ernie rutherford
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    Please , Don’t uncross your legs ! No one is gonna rub one out looking at that dry gulch !

  43. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Ernie Rutherford
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    Tries so hard to not get noticed getting noticed . No wonder he needed to shoot up- he’s obviously got a head full of bad wiring !

  44. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Matt should really find a role model other than Damon Lindelof

  45. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    That’s some crazy cleavage. In every sense of the word.

  46. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    So…how are those Lifetime auditions going?

  47. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Who wants a sniff?

  48. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Darth Douchebaggus

  49. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Deep Fried Chicken

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Amazed
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    it’s a matter of weeks, maybe months before KW kicks this warthog to the curb…

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