The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12

October 25th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.

What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shaun White
    RobN
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    Sherlock Holmes called, he wants his shoes back.

    • right

      Aren’t they from the Sorcerer’s Apprentice movie with Nick Cage?
      What a lame d-bag look! Gingers are evil.

  2. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    “…I…..forgot….my….hair………………..gel”

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    O'chunt
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    That… is no longer attractive. At all.

  4. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    He’s a time travelling collage: 70s mustache, 80s tie, 90s suit and the unifying theme through the years: empty stoned out red eyes.

  5. Zara Martin Cleavage Lingerie London
    BakedInBrooklyn
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    “MOM! I don’t want to go the fancy dress party after this! I just want my boobs to stay in my dress!”

  6. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hey Kobe? I’d like to talk to you about an investment opportunity. For an initial fee of…

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    LOOK OUT IT’S COLLAPSING!!

  8. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Like the Joker said: All it takes is a little push!

  9. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    K-Tron
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    It seems Terry Richardson only photographs girls who take their clothes off and guys who are bigger bags of smegma than he is. I guess that’s why he doesn’t take many pictures of men.

  10. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    anyone who thinks all ‘women’ should look like this should go visit Thailand.

  11. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    Deacon Jones
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    “…wait til they get a load of ME…”

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    right
    Commented on this photo:

    Her depends are crooked/full. Eww…

  13. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    BakedInBrooklyn
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    I really do know Kung Fu. Just look at my amazing ability to fix my hair with a single kick.

  14. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You”

  15. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    zomgbie
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    this proves the homeless people wishing timberlake happy wedding day on video were made to do it at gunpoint.

  16. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
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    If ever there was a time for a football to the nuts, this was it.

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    HumpinFrog
    Commented on this photo:

    If she painted her ass orange and walked backwards, it would look like Pumpkin Head walking on his hands.

  18. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Mary Feeney
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    If it’s cold enough for a hat and leg warmers it’s cold enough for socks.

  19. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
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    looks like she lost a few teeth when she fell off those hooker heels.

  20. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    tlmck
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    The guy on the poster has the right idea.

  21. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    right
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF? I got nothing. This is sad.

  22. Shaun White
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    just pulled fire alarm.
    sneaks away.

  23. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    Little did Jim know that the gonorrhea would instantly begin affecting his vision and burning his eyes.

    “Oh, it’s just a little bit that got in there, no need to worry” Tom said as he pulled up his pants in the limo. Well that little BIT, was all it took!

  24. Zara Martin Cleavage Lingerie London
    right
    Commented on this photo:

    What a tragic rack!
    Oy!!!

  25. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
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    Let me help you out…the reason you can’t see her nipples is because you’re looking where nipples SHOULD be…look higher, higher, a little higher…THERE they are.

    This was the perfect outfit to showcase her duckface and her implant scars.

  26. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
    right
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    As he opened his mouth, the collective I.Q.s in the arena went on the decline. Can’t stand this douche.

  27. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    tlmck
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    “Somebody get a mechanic! She’s losing parts!”

  28. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    right
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow…she used to be such a PoA. Sadness!

  29. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    1NDUN
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    Bumpin’ uglies.

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Mary Feeney
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    “…the female signalled sexually to the male from behind with a pair of fleshy, hemispherical buttocks…” – from The Naked Ape by Desmond Morris (1967), wherein he also makes reference to “the ancient genital display of hemispherical buttocks…”

  31. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    Tiger
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    Dancin’ in the street!

  32. Sharon Stone
    mac
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    I guess she let her kid do her make up

  33. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
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    I love the glass of straight up booze Charles is clutching!

  34. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Deacon Jones
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    I am not exaggerating when I say I would love to hang out with these people.

  35. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    Tiger
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    “Dammit Matt, I wasn’t ready to disappear that hooker. She still had a pulse!”

  36. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
    right
    Commented on this photo:

    The core of his name is taken from the least popular Jackson. Really? Someone put him out of his misery.

  37. Sharon Stone
    Commented on this photo:

    she tossed out all the mirrors at home and now just shmears on whatever makeup is lying around.

  38. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    right
    Commented on this photo:

    epitome of a “butt-her-face”
    great rack, though

  39. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, this girl would definitely require 2/3rds of a bottle of Cabo Wabo before an attempt was made…

  40. Sharon Stone
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s getting too old to be in charge of her own makeup.

  41. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Made in China

  42. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
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    Humpty Pumpty sat on a wall.
    Humpty Pumpty had a great fall.
    All the king’s whores and all the king’s men
    Wouldn’t touch that shit with a ten foot pole.

  43. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    Ben’s toupee is really looking ragged.

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    2 MOO(n)s, 1 bucket.

  45. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Russel Brand continues to rock the “homeless female” look.

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    No words. Just lots and lots of laughter. Her ass is just wrong.

  47. Zara Martin Cleavage Lingerie London
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    If you have unfortunate breasts, you should be working with them — not against them.

  48. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Mary Feeney
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t hire someone with a face like that to be a cashier let alone a model.

  49. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    She should try bangs. Her giant forehead and unfortunate plastic surgery leave her with a “my face is sliding off” kind of look.

  50. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Urvag
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is up with that street? We have this tool bag in flip gl

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