The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12

October 25th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.

What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    I love that dumper of hers. I can’t help it.

  2. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    Commented on this photo:

    Sploosh

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLr
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    Denim is truly amazing–2900 psi and the presence of a strong acid and that shit is STILL holding up.

  4. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    wanker
    Commented on this photo:

    The Chateau Marmont must be a portal to hell… or a gateway to an alternative universe populated by cokeheads, D-list celebrities and douchebags.

  5. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    EricLr
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    That looks like the worst Woody Allen movie ever.

  6. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    RobN
    Commented on this photo:

    Well he almost kept a straight face, which is more than I could have done.

  7. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to order two more GI Joe Combat Fatigue outfits, a GI Joe Space Suit, and a GI Joe Scuba Suit. No, thank you…I’ve already got plenty of the Sailor Outfits!

  8. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    “I need to see your money first … uh, Jonah, was it?”

  9. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    EricLr
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    $20 says that he thinks he’s in the movie.

  10. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Seen just before he leaned backwards 90 degrees to dodge the bullet in ‘bullet time’.
    Photographer: “It’s just a poster, Mr. Reeves…”
    Keany: “Oh? Huh… huh…”
    ***falls on his ass***

  11. Sharon Stone
    RobN
    Commented on this photo:

    Checked the calendar, still only the 25th.

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Excuse me, excuse me ma’am, ma’am, your ass is about to fall off.”

  13. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    I understand the uglier they are the freakier the sh!t they’re willing to do:

    Exhibit A

  14. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    “Today we lost actor Jared Leto after he fell of the balcony of 20th floor of the Chateau Marmont. Eyewitnesses claim he was standing on the balcony posing like a jackass for a Terry Richardson photoshoot, when Lindsay Lohan burst through the door saying Mitt Romney promised to appoint her Secretary of State when he gets elected.”

    “A wave of apathy has swept the nation in reaction to the news.”

  15. Zara Martin Cleavage Lingerie London
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Just off screen is her agent with a lip-and-tit pump in his pocket.

  16. Kevin Cline Old White Beard Cigarette Las Vegas Set
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    Evidently, someone at the KKK design meeting didn’t quite get how Where’s White Waldo? works.

  17. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    I liked her better chunky.

  18. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Mischa aint looking too bad here…

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s almost winter…she’d better take a few pounds of air pressure out of those babies for better traction!

  20. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Getting a head start on fundraising for “Movember”, or just likes looking like a pedophile?

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve never heard an article of clothing scream before. But those jeans…

  22. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who this is, but I hate him already.

  23. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Cloud Atlas Premiere
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    By day, he’s an actor. But at night, he’s all 70′s FBI agent….

  24. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    He DOES know that’s not a real gun being pointed at him, right?

  25. Kevin Cline Old White Beard Cigarette Las Vegas Set
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice Spielberg costume!

  26. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    Mischa: “Yeah, the exact opposite thing happened to me…I gained about 6 pounds once, but then it all fell off plus some…isn’t that funny?”

    Jonah: “@#$ you!”

  27. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn it, Ben. You left the rubber in me. AGAIN”

  28. Shaun White
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Harry Krueger and the Curse of the Sorcerer’s Stoned

  29. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    popwilleatitself
    Commented on this photo:

    Double-bagger.

  30. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Primates in human apparel never fail to amuse me.

  31. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Commented on this photo:

    I was going to deliver my patented “I would dive head first into that” comment only to reconsider after seeing all her lady parts are covered in spikes. Well played.

  32. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Just a little farther back, Jared.

  33. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    What was that noise?

    Did you tell Jennifer where we were?

    Watch out for rogue punches in the eye.

  34. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, you just *know* this guy can breakdance like nobody’s business.

  35. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, PLEASE God, let whoever is holding that gun in the movie poster behind him pull the trigger!

  36. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Something tells me Kim Kardashian hates her.

  37. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Turd!

  38. Kevin Cline Old White Beard Cigarette Las Vegas Set
    RobN
    Commented on this photo:

    Has sex with Phoebe Cates. Nuff said.

  39. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    My dreams are starting to come true in two dimensional glory.

  40. Zara Martin Cleavage Lingerie London
    Commented on this photo:

    Lopsided tits, trashy roots, and a bored expression…she’s got the whole package.

  41. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    “You ask me if I love you … it’s Titomatic!”

  42. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! I don’t blame her for getting those fake boobs. I mean, a butterface’s gotta do what a butterface’s gotta do.

  43. Kevin Cline Old White Beard Cigarette Las Vegas Set
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Bring the motorcar around. I wish to take a delightful jaunt in the countryside.

  44. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Those look real…

  45. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop playing like me!

  46. Zara Martin Cleavage Lingerie London
    RobN
    Commented on this photo:

    Reminding myself to pick up pancake syrup on the way home.

  47. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still like to “Splash” her!

  48. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    BakedInBrooklyn
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is she talking again? Oh god! I am pretty sure she is talking again… Just stay cool Jonah, it will all be worth it when she is begging for the whole 2 inches…. I like pie.”

  49. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Post Baby Body
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmm… boobs and hips. They’re like nature’s chin distractors.

  50. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    It saddens me when hookers resort to this… “Anybody?, Anybody? I’ll do you right here!…”

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