Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.
What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?
- Photo Boy
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I’ve never seen a skirt that was forged on a blacksmith’s anvil.
Thank gawd, she’s wearing a bra.
No, no. See through shirts require that you wear no bra. If you’re gonna wear see through clothing, don’t pussy out and put on underwear beneath it. Go all out.
Lets call it…today is the day…time officially caught up with Sharon Stone.
Oh no, it wasn’t time. It was lacking photoshop killed the beast.
I’m a trend setter, y’all…derp.
He still makes a better Englishman than most real Englishmen.
Hate this guy. He’s unwittingly turning Katy Perry into a genius. Only a genius could have foreseen THIS in advance.
Now why would Katy Perry give up all of this sexiness?
Why does her belt buckle say “Mogadishu?” I doubt she’s been to Somalia.
“It’s ‘Moschino,’ after the cherry.”
Thats scary
and shes long
and Yikes
That is all
Now that, is adorable.
I am getting to old for this shit, and so is she.
Yeah, it does look like she’s smuggling Danny Glover in there.
Or Danny Devito and Peter Dinklage.
Is it just me, or is he dressed like the guy from the “L.A. Noire” video game?
There’s definitely a resemblance. I wonder what car he drives.
It could also be said that, at least facially, that woman bares more than a passing resemblence to Elizabeth Short.
*sigh* bears
*sigh part 2* resemblance
Jonah Hill’s thought bubble: “I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back…..ribs!”
So hateable. It’s 82 degrees there!
Good thing he wore the formal feathers.
I guess he’s going as a dementor for Halloween.
what a dog
i vote Worst Final 5 EVER
Second that! I rather look at a PBS special about Kim Kardashian’s ass affecting gravity narrated by Gwyneth Paltrow with Miley Cyrus as scientific advisor.
I think every time someone says that Photo Boy takes it as a challenge.
No, nothing will top (or bottom) Donatella Versace’s photo standing between two supermodels. It was like beauty and the AAAuuuuuugggh-burn-it-with-fire!
Houston, we have an areola.
I thought this was Bill Murray.
Love Bill Murray.
But I don’t think he’d wear white sneakers with this outfit.
“You’re supposed to drop the ball, like I do! Come on, man!”
(I hate myself a little bit for making that ESPN reference.)
I’m glad she’s not looking so hot these days so I can dislike her with a clear conscience.
Takes ‘rubbing noses with the commoners’ to a whole new level…
Can’t believe he’s about to have sex with Terry Richardson.
Oh wait, yes I can.
DAT ASS.
I’d hit that 25/8
I’m not eating your pie until I get some pie. Just sayin’.
This was a Hallowe’en themed event, right?
“We’re sad to report that yesterday Sharon Stone passed away at the Olive Garden in Beverly Hills. She was California’s last living Civil War survivor.”
Trying to steal a car, looks like.
Well, hello there. How’s about a smile?
Oh wait, I’ve seen this movie. Laura Dern plays a blind girl who falls in love with him.
ZARA ZMILE
Nice roots, man-face
She does look like one drugged up, out of her mind hooker
A fool in creep’s clothing.
Why do all vegans look unhealthy?
because they’re dying
…and live in teepees.
She’s like the white Rhianna…now where is the white Chris Browne when you need him?
Dogma II: Dog Tired
“Get me a lollipop! Stat!!!”
Whew…for a second there, I thought that was a picture of Jon Hamm whipping it out!
Does she still smash a car onstage?
glad to see he’s learned his lessons about how to properly spend money…
Well said, doesn’t he have some child support payments to make that are in arrears? He’s an unwanted entitled punk.
Damn right, you gonna have my money, bitch!
Last white person to pull of a mustache and not look like a complete asshole: Freddie Mercury.
but to be fair, he did look like a homo.
Freddie Mercury was so awesome, it didn’t even matter that he was gay. Man was just bad ass. I haven’t seen a front as good as him since.
I’m old enough to remember when “Freddy Mercury is gay” was an unconfirmed rumor.
Freddie Mercury wasn’t white. He was Parsi. And yes, he was bad ass.
He wasn’t white. He’s Arab.
He looks like a dirty fishbowl in a hat.
For Katy, Mayer must be like Skarsgard to her when she sees these pics.
“What the fuck was I thinking?!?”
“Aw, crikey, thair’s the trainsexuool in it’s native ‘abitat…’ookit the comfort it ‘as with a pole in its ‘ands…”
I…uh…is he cold or is he hot? Or is he just an epic douche?
The epicest. Most epic? King of all Douches.
Is this the part where he climbs a building and jumps into a haystack?
I’d hate to see him dressed for East Hollywood!!!
and not a single fuck was given
Man down.