The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12

October 25th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.

What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve never seen a skirt that was forged on a blacksmith’s anvil.
    Thank gawd, she’s wearing a bra.

    • No, no. See through shirts require that you wear no bra. If you’re gonna wear see through clothing, don’t pussy out and put on underwear beneath it. Go all out.

  2. Sharon Stone
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Lets call it…today is the day…time officially caught up with Sharon Stone.

  3. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a trend setter, y’all…derp.

  4. Kevin Cline Old White Beard Cigarette Las Vegas Set
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    He still makes a better Englishman than most real Englishmen.

  5. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    Hate this guy. He’s unwittingly turning Katy Perry into a genius. Only a genius could have foreseen THIS in advance.

  6. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Now why would Katy Perry give up all of this sexiness?

  7. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    wanker
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does her belt buckle say “Mogadishu?” I doubt she’s been to Somalia.

  8. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats scary

    and shes long

    and Yikes

    That is all

  9. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
    wanker
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that, is adorable.

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    popwilleatitself
    Commented on this photo:

    I am getting to old for this shit, and so is she.

  11. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me, or is he dressed like the guy from the “L.A. Noire” video game?

  12. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    Jonah Hill’s thought bubble: “I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back…..ribs!”

  13. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Shoebacca
    Commented on this photo:

    So hateable. It’s 82 degrees there!

  14. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
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    Good thing he wore the formal feathers.

  15. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    wanker
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess he’s going as a dementor for Halloween.

  16. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    what a dog

    i vote Worst Final 5 EVER

    • Moo Cow Hunter

      Second that! I rather look at a PBS special about Kim Kardashian’s ass affecting gravity narrated by Gwyneth Paltrow with Miley Cyrus as scientific advisor.

    • I think every time someone says that Photo Boy takes it as a challenge.

    • Fondue

      No, nothing will top (or bottom) Donatella Versace’s photo standing between two supermodels. It was like beauty and the AAAuuuuuugggh-burn-it-with-fire!

  17. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    Houston, we have an areola.

  18. Kevin Cline Old White Beard Cigarette Las Vegas Set
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    I thought this was Bill Murray.

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      Love Bill Murray.

      But I don’t think he’d wear white sneakers with this outfit.

  19. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
    cuddles
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re supposed to drop the ball, like I do! Come on, man!”

    (I hate myself a little bit for making that ESPN reference.)

  20. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m glad she’s not looking so hot these days so I can dislike her with a clear conscience.

  21. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Takes ‘rubbing noses with the commoners’ to a whole new level…

  22. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t believe he’s about to have sex with Terry Richardson.
    Oh wait, yes I can.

  23. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard Cloud Atlas Premiere
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  24. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT ASS.

    I’d hit that 25/8

  25. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not eating your pie until I get some pie. Just sayin’.

  26. Sharon Stone
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    This was a Hallowe’en themed event, right?

  27. Sharon Stone
    Commented on this photo:

    “We’re sad to report that yesterday Sharon Stone passed away at the Olive Garden in Beverly Hills. She was California’s last living Civil War survivor.”

  28. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Trying to steal a car, looks like.

  29. Zara Martin Cleavage Lingerie London
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, hello there. How’s about a smile?

  30. Sharon Stone
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh wait, I’ve seen this movie. Laura Dern plays a blind girl who falls in love with him.

  31. Zara Martin Cleavage Lingerie London
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    ZARA ZMILE

    Nice roots, man-face

  32. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    She does look like one drugged up, out of her mind hooker

  33. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    A fool in creep’s clothing.

  34. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do all vegans look unhealthy?

  35. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s like the white Rhianna…now where is the white Chris Browne when you need him?

  36. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Dogma II: Dog Tired

  37. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    “Get me a lollipop! Stat!!!”

  38. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    Commented on this photo:

    Whew…for a second there, I thought that was a picture of Jon Hamm whipping it out!

  39. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she still smash a car onstage?

  40. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
    neo_v
    Commented on this photo:

    glad to see he’s learned his lessons about how to properly spend money…

    • guttboy

      Well said, doesn’t he have some child support payments to make that are in arrears? He’s an unwanted entitled punk.

  41. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn right, you gonna have my money, bitch!

  42. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Cloud Atlas Premiere
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    Last white person to pull of a mustache and not look like a complete asshole: Freddie Mercury.

  43. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a dirty fishbowl in a hat.

  44. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    For Katy, Mayer must be like Skarsgard to her when she sees these pics.
    “What the fuck was I thinking?!?”

  45. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    “Aw, crikey, thair’s the trainsexuool in it’s native ‘abitat…’ookit the comfort it ‘as with a pole in its ‘ands…”

  46. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    I…uh…is he cold or is he hot? Or is he just an epic douche?

  47. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the part where he climbs a building and jumps into a haystack?

  48. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hate to see him dressed for East Hollywood!!!

  49. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
    neo_v
    Commented on this photo:

    and not a single fuck was given

  50. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    Man down.

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