The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.

What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?

- Photo Boy

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