Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.
What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?
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One of the homeless people from that Timberlake wedding video.
A little old for the role, but just goin by this picture….”Harley Quinn”??
MOOOOooooOOOOO
Not even cows wear as much leather as this thing.
Release the Krak.. Oh. Wait. Someone already did. Never mind.
In other news, wearing clothes that don’t fit you & not knowing how to gracefully walk in 5 mile high shoes will not kill you. Noted. Got it.
Amazingly, he’s going to have those sleeves shortened AGAIN.
Guy in the background sums it up: Awkward.
Don’t think the ankles were designed to support that much weight – *crack*…
That right heel is about to snap!
No matter how fast she walks her center of gravity is always about 5 seconds behind.
Thumbs up!
All I see is crazy these days.
That cleavage isn’t crazy!
WHAT THE FUK!!!!! THAT’S A NASTY LOOKING ASS!!!!!
Thats growing into quite a nice FLOCK OF SEAGULLS doo
I’d still stick my tongue halfway up her uranus
You seriously would? You KNOW who’s been up in there, right?? Nasty!
luv to lick dat ass
OMG – WHY? WHY? A thousand times WHY?
Oh please even Gene Simmons couldn’t reach her anus
Udderly ridiculous.
Asstounding.
Incuntrehensible!!!
Scanning the crowd for a man to have a baby with, dump him then accuse him of being a racist.
I BET IS SMELLS LIKE MOTOR OIL ANS TOOTHPASTE.
The Prince is the king of gay chicken.
Young girl oranges around the world just cried out in horror: I don’t want to age like this!!!
So when is she going to uncross her legs?
Looks like Kathleen Turner lost a little weight.
FUKIN PERFECT. THIS IS HOW EVERY WOMAN SHOULD LOOK LIKE. STUPID FAT ASSES.
She’s damn fine, but let’s no go overboard here.
Ben, have you seen my hair? Oh, wait. It’s on your face.
Ah, the old crew riding together again. Are they going to pick up Minnie Driver and Kevin Smith and make some more awesome movies?
Still more sane/sober looking than Lohan…
I just got an eye herpe looking at him
Please fall off.
If he’s not gonna act or do any 30 Seconds to Mars music, I’ll cosign to that.
Terry Richardson diving tackle.
“Matt, quick, I told Jen we were gonna go shoot American History X 2, so we gotta be back from the strip club by 5….”
rock me hobo Jesus
I’m surprised to see her that she actually owns a shirt that completely covers her breasts.
Still hasn’t mastered that whole ‘bra’ thing…. Not that I’m complaining..
“Why do I need a dang ol’ bra when I gots a shirt with the long armholes on? Ain’t like no one can see my goodies!”
Heheheheh Long armholes. :D
Breasts? That’s Bieber gone blonde.
Bieber is prettier.
*pass gas*
Wins an Oscar. Famous for losing weight.
Lost an arm fighting midget Darth Vader in a revision of “A New Hope”
The Empire Strikes Back
Thanks for the correction. I messed up that one.
u guys are realllllly gonna keep acting like this is attractive???
Well, at least if it’s raining, you can stand under it for shelter.
ANKLE CRUSH!!! LMAO!
Mr. Hill thinking about a food truck
someone finish that thing while it’s already down.
Great job with the hood Pete. NOBODY will recognize you now.
“Yeah… They fucked up my hoodie again.
Yeah, I told them toddler size but they didn’t believe me…
I’ll hold…”
Bag of potatoes
Hefty bag full of corn flakes
Body bag of offal and whale blubber.
Is this another one of those Jon Hamm penis reaction pics?
whoa holy fuck, that’s insane
Starting to think her chin is so big because it’s pregnant too.
“Sir, would you like to congratulate Justin and Jessica, uhmmm wait… Sorry about that…”
The coolest!
Is she in her 37th month of pregnancy?
I think she looks great
maybe a little like shes about to fight a bull
but great
From centaur to wagon haulin’….
I bet it smells like wild flowers after a spring rain. *my moment of zen*
Bet it smels like fresh roses , in all of their dewey freshness
Carmen Sandiego was black this whole time?
Her old friends called her “Mike”.
THIS! Simple. Elegant. It says what we’re all thinking; “That chick has balls”. I applaud you and your grade 10 sense of humour, which is honoured around these parts. These, “Man parts”.
It’s funny because it’s true.
I’m partial to the “Man down” comment on the final photo.
I thought the whole point of makeup was to make you look younger and more attractive?
Oh, you poor silly fool, let me leave you with three little words to show you how wrong you are:
Kabuki. Clowns. This.
Fear the ‘stache!
“That’s not a head butt… THIS IS a uhmmm oh wait…”