The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.25.12

October 25th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is exciting today, because we get to introduce our new intern! (Pending his acceptance of our compensation package including: Unlimited access to Jon Hamm penis photos, daily emotional and/or sexual abuse by Fish, and Kardashian swag) Aside from the man whose name could double for HBO’s programming robot, we’ve also got Reese Witherspoon joining the growing list of Hollywood moms doing it better than Jessica Simpson, and Jim Sturgess who only brought condoms and Zima to this event to warn kids of the dangers of talking to strangers online.

What does the fact that this made me squeal with joy say about me?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
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    One of the homeless people from that Timberlake wedding video.

  2. Sharon Stone
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    A little old for the role, but just goin by this picture….”Harley Quinn”??

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    MOOOOooooOOOOO

  4. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
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    Amazingly, he’s going to have those sleeves shortened AGAIN.

  5. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
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    Guy in the background sums it up: Awkward.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    phffft...
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    Don’t think the ankles were designed to support that much weight – *crack*…

  7. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
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    All I see is crazy these days.

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    neo
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    WHAT THE FUK!!!!! THAT’S A NASTY LOOKING ASS!!!!!

  9. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Thats growing into quite a nice FLOCK OF SEAGULLS doo

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Dirk Diggler
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    I’d still stick my tongue halfway up her uranus

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    catapostrophe
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    Udderly ridiculous.

  12. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
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    Scanning the crowd for a man to have a baby with, dump him then accuse him of being a racist.

  13. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
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    I BET IS SMELLS LIKE MOTOR OIL ANS TOOTHPASTE.

  14. Prince Charles Maori Hongi Greeting
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    The Prince is the king of gay chicken.

  15. Sharon Stone
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Young girl oranges around the world just cried out in horror: I don’t want to age like this!!!

  16. Sharon Stone
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    So when is she going to uncross her legs?

  17. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    catapostrophe
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    Looks like Kathleen Turner lost a little weight.

  18. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    neo
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    FUKIN PERFECT. THIS IS HOW EVERY WOMAN SHOULD LOOK LIKE. STUPID FAT ASSES.

  19. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Ben, have you seen my hair? Oh, wait. It’s on your face.

  20. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
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    Ah, the old crew riding together again. Are they going to pick up Minnie Driver and Kevin Smith and make some more awesome movies?

  21. Sharon Stone
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    Still more sane/sober looking than Lohan…

  22. Titomatic Wharf 4 Ward Charity Lunch
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    I just got an eye herpe looking at him

  23. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
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    Please fall off.

  24. Matt Damon Shaved Head Ben Affleck
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    “Matt, quick, I told Jen we were gonna go shoot American History X 2, so we gotta be back from the strip club by 5….”

  25. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    rock me hobo Jesus

  26. Miley Cyrus Ripped Jeans
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    I’m surprised to see her that she actually owns a shirt that completely covers her breasts.

  27. Halle Berry Cleavage Cloud Atlas Premiere
    neo
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    *pass gas*

  28. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
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    Wins an Oscar. Famous for losing weight.

  29. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
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    Lost an arm fighting midget Darth Vader in a revision of “A New Hope”

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    u guys are realllllly gonna keep acting like this is attractive???

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    neo
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    ANKLE CRUSH!!! LMAO!

  32. Jonah Hill Angry Stupid Hat
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    Mr. Hill thinking about a food truck

  33. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    someone finish that thing while it’s already down.

  34. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
    The Pope
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    Great job with the hood Pete. NOBODY will recognize you now.

  35. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Hoodie Cell Phone
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    “Yeah… They fucked up my hoodie again.
    Yeah, I told them toddler size but they didn’t believe me…
    I’ll hold…”

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Bag of potatoes

  37. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Post Baby Body
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    Is this another one of those Jon Hamm penis reaction pics?

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    whoa holy fuck, that’s insane

  39. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Post Baby Body
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Starting to think her chin is so big because it’s pregnant too.

  40. Russell Brand Homeless Clothes
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    “Sir, would you like to congratulate Justin and Jessica, uhmmm wait… Sorry about that…”

  41. Jared Leto Karate Kick Purple Sock Terry Richardson
    catapostrophe
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    The coolest!

  42. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Post Baby Body
    The Pope
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    Is she in her 37th month of pregnancy?

  43. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    I think she looks great

    maybe a little like shes about to fight a bull

    but great

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    From centaur to wagon haulin’….

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
    neo
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    I bet it smells like wild flowers after a spring rain. *my moment of zen*

  46. Jennifer Hudson Bra See Through Shirt Cape Versace Store Opening Cocktail Reception
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    Carmen Sandiego was black this whole time?

  47. Micaela Schaefer Bikini Venus Erotic Trade Fare
    catapostrophe
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    Her old friends called her “Mike”.

    • THIS! Simple. Elegant. It says what we’re all thinking; “That chick has balls”. I applaud you and your grade 10 sense of humour, which is honoured around these parts. These, “Man parts”.

  48. Sharon Stone
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    I thought the whole point of makeup was to make you look younger and more attractive?

  49. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Cloud Atlas Premiere
    neo
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    Fear the ‘stache!

  50. Terrell Owens Laker Game Front Row
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    “That’s not a head butt… THIS IS a uhmmm oh wait…”

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