The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.24.13

October 24th, 2013 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to see a rare picture in which the urine stain is least disgusting part of the photo. And if you think that’s too harsh, you should probably avoid the rest of the things I’m about to say. For example, here’s Paris Hilton with her spirit animal, Dina Lohan‘s face and the ravages of time/liquor/offering up your newborn child to Satan 27 years ago, the ghost of Courtney Stodden future, and Leonardo DiCaprio reflecting on what a “sweet bitch” he made out of Jonah Hill.

You don’t seriously think normal, vaginal lady-sex still appeals to him do you?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Quentin Tarantino
    ultra
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    he thinks those mics are barney’s toes, so he’s going for it.

  2. Paris Hilton Halloween Mask
    ultra
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    she’s looking at her soul.

  3. Paris Hilton Halloween Mask
    caley
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    “Nicole! I haven’t seen you since the last time we did ‘The Simple Life’ together! I see you finally got down to your target weight!”

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Smelling Fingers
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    Leo was generally satisfied with his hipster affectations, but, as he put two fingers to his lips and drew a deep breath between them, he felt there something missing …

  5. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Side Boob See Through Blouse The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Vanderpump Rules Premiere Party
    ultra
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    she’s kind of hot till you see the knees…

  6. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Squeezing Boobs Together The Arts Club
    caley
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    Boy, poor ol’ Herc from ‘The Wire’ just keeps sinking lower and lower. Soon he’ll be getting sexually harassed by Britney Spears.

  7. Magic Johnson Silly Dance Jamba Juice
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    Free immunity boost!

  8. Sherri Shepherd Jenny McCarthy Grabbing Coco Ass Instagram
    Kel
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    Sorry, too distracted by the Looney Tunes tasmanian devil body on the left.

  9. Leonardo DiCaprio Smelling Fingers
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    Leo hadn’t decided exactly what he would do if that fuckers fork touches his bread…but he knew it had to send a message. A message that would not be forgotten.

  10. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Ross
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    Kelly Brook >>> Miranda Kerr
    =
    Boobs >>> Face

  11. Paris Hilton Halloween Mask
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    Valtrex fail.

  12. Sherri Shepherd Jenny McCarthy Grabbing Coco Ass Instagram
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    I think it’s safe to say that whatever the diseases are that make Coco’s body look like that, Jenny isn’t vaccinated for them and she’ll be immediately spreading them cross country through promiscuous sexual activity.

    And that is how we die.

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Dude, she’s looked like 10 years younger the past couple days, are these old photos or something??

  14. Lena Dunham Cleavage Wet Spot On Dress Chateau Marmont
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    Even *she’s* disgusted with herself

  15. Paris Hilton Halloween Mask
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    The Queen Succubus scores another soul.

  16. Paris Hilton Halloween Mask
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    “I told you not to put it in last night….”

    “Holy shit…I feel like I’m dying…”

  17. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    She’s good at….pictures

  18. Paula Patton Robin Thicke Debbie Harry
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    On second thought perhaps a threesome isn’t such a big deal.

  19. Leonardo DiCaprio Smelling Fingers
    fred
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    Ah, the smell of two from the pink.

  20. Magic Johnson Silly Dance Jamba Juice
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    “So, hahaha, so…then he stands in the doorway like dis and goes “Dad, I’m gay!”, hahahaha”

  21. Boris Johnson Drunk Royal Greenwich University Technical College Opening
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    “Yes, it is a perfectly adequate mock up of the Queen’s largest hat but you do realize that you were supposed to build a robot right?”

  22. Leonardo DiCaprio Smelling Fingers
    George P Burdell
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    Contemplating the previous picture. He then turns to to bald Billy Zane and the next table and says, “Dude, wtf were you thinking?”

  23. Lena Dunham Cleavage Wet Spot On Dress Chateau Marmont
    fred
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    I don’t understand all of the effort on the make up. She looks like a pig, dresses like a pig, spills shit all over herself like a pig, yet spent what must have been an hour and a half painting her face.

  24. Lena Dunham Cleavage Wet Spot On Dress Chateau Marmont
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    It’s not easy being green.

  25. Paris Hilton Halloween Mask
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    “I told you not to date Kelly Osborne”

  26. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millepied Texting Thor The Dark World Paris Premiere
    CrashHell
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    Someone tell that ballerina to get off the Twitter!

  27. Christian Bale Golden Sword Exodus Set
    CrashHell
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    …you must become more than a man,

    a legend, Moses…

  28. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millepied Texting Thor The Dark World Paris Premiere
    George P Burdell
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    She is silently wishing Benjamin would stop texting Chris Hemsworth & Kat Dennings asking to be part of their threesome.

  29. Sherri Shepherd Jenny McCarthy Grabbing Coco Ass Instagram
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    As gross as I find this Coco chick, I’d like feel that giant thing too, just to see what it feels like.

  30. Dina Lohan Wrinkly Neck DUI Court Appearance
    George P Burdell
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    Still drunk.

  31. Dina Lohan Wrinkly Neck DUI Court Appearance
    CrashHell
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    Children…and men,…and air, that makes me drink.

  32. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Warm Up Pants Scruffy Beard
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    “chh cha chagg chk kchachh”

  33. Quentin Tarantino
    fred
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    Por favor. Por favor. Una pregunta a tiempo. Ah shit, what’s Spanish for “I want the manly looking chick with the hot fingernails and big feet to meet me in my room at 10:00.”?

  34. Lena Dunham Cleavage Wet Spot On Dress Chateau Marmont
    Jade
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    h̶o̶t̶ mess.

  35. Tiffany Toth Bikini 138 Water Photoshoot
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    oh fuck yeah, this is a new favorite of mine

  36. Paris Hilton Halloween Mask
    fred
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    I just bought Michael Jackson’s remains from Tito. Isn’t he so hot?

  37. Lake Bell Cleavage Whitney Museum Of American Art Gala & Studio Party
    o'chunt
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    Awesome rack and body. If only the face was of the same high caliber…

  38. Amanda Lepore Horrible Plastic Surgery Nipples See Through Dress VIP Reception For The Fashion World Of Jean Paul Gaultier From the Sidewalk To The Catwalk
    Jade
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    Awesome halloween costume. I don’t know what it is supposed to be, but it is all sparkly.

  39. Paris Hilton Halloween Mask
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    He knew the risks when he started sleeping with Paris.

  40. Lena Dunham Cleavage Wet Spot On Dress Chateau Marmont
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    for which the phrase ‘you can’t put lipstick on a pig’ was coined. *shudder*

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    She is, and always has been, perfection.

  42. Christian Bale Golden Sword Exodus Set
    fred
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    Guy in blue: “Oh my God. He looks so fucking hot in that Jesus outfit!”

    Jonah: “Yeah. Totally. How random is it that I was having drinks with Chrissy, Leo and Robbie 12 hours ago, and I’m only here because Chrissy insisted that I tag along to give home notes on his scenes.”

  43. Lena Dunham Cleavage Wet Spot On Dress Chateau Marmont
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    I always wondered if there was a Mrs Swamp Thing.

  44. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millepied Texting Thor The Dark World Paris Premiere
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    Twitter update: Still banging Natalie Portman. #winning

  45. Amanda Lepore Horrible Plastic Surgery Nipples See Through Dress VIP Reception For The Fashion World Of Jean Paul Gaultier From the Sidewalk To The Catwalk
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    Courtney Stodden shouldn’t have any more surgical enhancements.

  46. Paris Hilton Halloween Mask
    Spleen
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    I didn’t know herpes could do that.

  47. Quentin Tarantino
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    Quentin! Quentin! When will you stop terrorizing the villagers?

    but he could only roar in response.

  48. Leonardo DiCaprio Smelling Fingers
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    *sniff* “Smells like supermodel.”

  49. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Squeezing Boobs Together The Arts Club
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    Curly is upset because the other two stooges can see Nicole Scherzinger from the front.

  50. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Vanderpump Rules Premiere Party
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    The embarrassed little dog wishes it was a Doberman so it could rip her throat out.

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