The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.2.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I recklessly speculate about Chris Brown attempting to beat a small girl, purposefully mispronounce this innocent man’s name just to make a cheap avian genitalia joke, and somehow found a picture that has five Brooke Shields faces in it. I’m assuming it was recovered from the charred remains of a camera that was somehow built to withstand spontaneous combustion.

Also, don’t forget to say happy birthday to The Shannon Twins who turned what, 39, 40 yesterday? Wait, this says 25…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News