The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.18.12

October 18th, 2012 // 659 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which has a special treat at the end for Fish, who will hopefully stop warning me now that a hostile workplace can still be created using Skype the ladies. But first, we’ve got Jason Alexander, who is using John Travolta‘s plug man (I’ll let you decide what that’s a euphemism for), as well as the face I’d constantly make too, if I was Jon Hamm, and finally, this mugshot that absolutely nobody saw coming.

“Will someone please inform this kindly homosexual that I am indeed a woman?” – Susan Boyle,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Alexander Hair Plugs
    lpdub
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    Chinese hair cream does work!

  2. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
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    Honestly… for some really strange reason, it doesn’t feel right riffing on this one… the next one however…

  3. Amanda Seyfried O Face
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    Not seen in picture… Peter Dinklage

  4. Mae Whitman Bra Underwear Wet Matt Lauria Shirtless Underwear Parenthood
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    Looks like a buff Michael Cera with a masculine jawline and no babyfat on his face. Which makes sense because the girl perfectly fits the female lead of a Michael Cera movie.

  5. Tara Reid Drunk
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    Pretty sad when a doorman is embarrassed to be in the picture.

  6. Flava Flav Mugshot
    Bigalkie
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    Not pictured.. His ” I’m Rick James Bitch ” T shirt logo.

  7. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
    BillEBuoy
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    This guy doesn’t even have to worry about brushing his hair, his teeth, or getting dressed up. He just has to wear that same scrappy outfit he had on the day his penis profile was showing and smile.

  8. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    Bigalkie
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    And they call it Puppy Love!

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Hopalong
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    When did Hefty start making clothes?

  10. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
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    So THIS is what Ferengis invest all their money in.

  11. Tara Reid Drunk
    BillEBuoy
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    Didn’t recognize her with the pants on.

  12. Mae Whitman Bra Underwear Wet Matt Lauria Shirtless Underwear Parenthood
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    Kiss a mermaid and you get Ariel with legs. Kiss a walrus…

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    rican
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    Cowhide on cowhide, good does not look.

  14. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
    Colin
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    Well, I usually skip the Final Five… glad I made an exception.

  15. Amanda Seyfried O Face
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    The Fish’s true form revealed. Not pictured: Photo Boy.

  16. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
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    I saw a gay, jewish, english comedian the other day (I was pretty excited about that combination.) And while I like Brand, the first thing I noticed was that he acts way gayer than an actually gay, semi-flamboyant comedian.

  17. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
    rican
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    Always confuse the guy, is that Beavis or Butthead?

  18. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, try googling this POA, very nice

  19. Steven Tyler
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    Seen here leaving the Sweaty Ball Club.

  20. Jaime King Launch Of"Rachel Zoes Major Must Haves From Jockey
    Bigalkie
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    BUT-TER-FACE

  21. Edita Vilkeviciute Side Boob Legs Mario Testino Show
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    Her hair color is seeping into her skin

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Colin
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    When I see her bending over in leather pants like this, I can’t help but think of the scene in Nightmare Before Christmas when Mr. Oogie Boogie’s seams split and bugs and worms start pouring out.

  23. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Dress Somaly Mam Foundation Gala
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    She reminds me of those post-op Asian LadyBoys. From some angles… and in the right light… totally would. And in the wrong light… on the wrong day… totally would.

  24. Tara Reid Drunk
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    She’s pretty proud of herself, her career is going better than Lindsay Lohan’s.

  25. Candice Swanepoel Mario Testino Show
    Cock Dr
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    The dress looks like random scraps out of the bottom of a sewing box.

  26. Steven Tyler
    Bigalkie
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    Steven Tyler lets out a victory scream after kicking Chuck Norris’s ass.

  27. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Dress Somaly Mam Foundation Gala
    Bigalkie
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    Make up can do wonders.

  28. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    BillEBuoy
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    This outfit is SO wrong! I mean, white after Labor Day?!

  29. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
    Deacon Jones
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    And her eyes are open…….as if his breathe wasn’t enough to remind her she’s fucking a corpse so she can buy fancy handbags.

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
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    Imagine the sound from those seats on their long drive home.

  31. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    Bigalkie
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    Where are all the pictures of pissed off people kicking the shit out of this douche bag? I know that they exist.

  32. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
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    I know this is the internet, but I can just smell the stupid.

  33. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    Cock Dr
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    Love her voice. Feel bad that she was molested like this.

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Bigalkie
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    What a fat fucking pig

  35. Liev Schreiber Son Samuel Playing Soccer
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    It’s amazing how many times you get smacked in the nuts by your kids. That’s not meant to be funny, btw. Every dad with little kids knows what I’m talking about.

    • Schmidtler

      damn right – when your kids are that age (that height really) you learn to walk in the house after work with one hand over your crotch to ward off the ‘DAD’S HOME!!!!’ rush at your nuts by overexcited children.

    • I was sitting on the floor in front of my couch when my youngest, then only 18 months, jumped on me and stepped right on my bits only six days after having a vasectomy.

      Serious TKO.

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    BillEBuoy
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    I seriously thought this was Elizabeth Taylor! My apologies to Liz.

  37. Amanda Seyfried O Face
    Netta
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    She’s demonstrating how she gets movie roles.

  38. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
    BillEBuoy
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    A man of many poses, I see.

  39. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
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    “Boyle?! I thought this was the line for Sarandon.”

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    vandinz
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    Fat bastard.

  41. Tara Reid Drunk
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Drunk, drunk, and drunk is no way to go through life.

  42. Kelly Osbourne Legs Miniskirt
    vandinz
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    Bloke.

  43. Flava Flav Mugshot
    Schmidtler
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    the flavor of dumb.

  44. Hannah Simone Cleavage
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    +1 for Morena.

  45. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
    Schmidtler
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    I don’t get why all the ladies are nutso for this guy. Aside from the huge dong, hit tv show, piles of money, good looks, oh just fuck you Jon Hamm, fuck you!

  46. Brie Larson Cleavage The 3rd Annual Autumn Party
    HollywoodOutsider
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    “You guys! What did you do with the rest of my dress?”

  47. Candice Swanepoel Mario Testino Show
    Schmidtler
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    why’d they bother tying her arms behind her back, and skip the ball gag?

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Senor Trout
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    Someone needs to explain to her that wearing Depends under leather pants only helps if you’re urinating on yourself, not having someone do it to you.

  49. Steven Tyler
    Hank E. Ring
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    This one is that Paula Abdul right?

  50. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
    The Royal Penis
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    “If you hold my tits up for the entire night I’ll make an appearance.”

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