The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.18.12

October 18th, 2012 // 659 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which has a special treat at the end for Fish, who will hopefully stop warning me now that a hostile workplace can still be created using Skype the ladies. But first, we’ve got Jason Alexander, who is using John Travolta‘s plug man (I’ll let you decide what that’s a euphemism for), as well as the face I’d constantly make too, if I was Jon Hamm, and finally, this mugshot that absolutely nobody saw coming.

“Will someone please inform this kindly homosexual that I am indeed a woman?” – Susan Boyle,

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  1. alex

    Fish, stop trying to make fetch happen!

    :)

  2. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
    EricLr
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    He was married to Courtney Cox once.

    He slept under a bridge last night.

    And he drinks Dos Equis.

  3. Liev Schreiber Son Samuel Playing Soccer
    Colin
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    Every picture of this guy he’s with his kid; he’s like the anti-January Jones.

    • If her kid grabbed her crotch, he’d be looking at a broken-off hand. Liquid nitrogen works just that fast.

      • I think it’s very cool that Liev spends so much time with his son. The time is going to come when his little boy is a BIG boy and he can no longer pick him up and play the way they once did. I know from experience. Suddenly my kids are in their late-twenties and mid-thirties. I often miss the old days…

      • And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
        Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon…

      • You can be a real dick sometimes, Tom :)

      • Thanks, vito. My kid is fifteen months, and sometimes I can’t wait till he grows up. I needed a wake-up call to enjoy the present.

        See you later, may I have them please?

  4. Jaime King Launch Of"Rachel Zoes Major Must Haves From Jockey
    EricLr
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    “Major Must Haves”

    Nope. Too easy.

  5. Tara Reid Drunk
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    As usual, the stupid cunt is shitfaced.

  6. Ben Affleck Brian Cranston Argo Premiere
    Henny
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    Poor Ben. If you want to imitate Jon Hamm, it goes in your INNER thigh.

    • cc

      Girth fail also. He should have at least gone with a role of quarters (or better still got a roll of Canadian $1 coins).

  7. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
    EricLr
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    He just keeps turning into an even uglier frog.

  8. Jaime King Launch Of"Rachel Zoes Major Must Haves From Jockey
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    She looks like Lindsay Lohan with Down Syndrome.

  9. Joanna Krupa Cleavage HolllyScoops Beauty For Hope Supporting Breast Cancer Awareness Month
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    So hot .. and so crazy!

  10. Amanda Seyfried O Face
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Lindsay Lohan didn’t just call me an Amanda Bynes wannabe!!

  11. Steven Tyler
    EricLr
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    Goooiiiiinnn dowwwwwwnn.

    No, seriously, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
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    Fat, ugly, smelly trash.

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Anthony
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    There are limits to how much wearing black can make you look slim.

  14. Joanna Krupa Cleavage HolllyScoops Beauty For Hope Supporting Breast Cancer Awareness Month
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    Support her breasts? I’M IN!

  15. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    EricLr
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    Rastafarian Jesus equestrian. Interesting.

  16. Ben Affleck Brian Cranston Argo Premiere
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    Affleck’s head looks like it’s superimposed on his body .. like a South Park character.

  17. Brie Larson Cleavage The 3rd Annual Autumn Party
    EricLr
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    Poor designer ran out of fabric.

  18. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
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    With all that plastic surgery I’m surprise she can pucker her lips without her ears moving forward.

  19. Ben Affleck Brian Cranston Argo Premiere
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    It’s like a sad Vaudeville show. One’s the talent, the other the clown.

  20. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
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    It’s a Somaly Mam-ogram

  21. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
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    You’ve just witnessed the world’s happiest Heimlich Maneuver!

  22. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    Henny
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    why?

  23. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    EricLr
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    I think, like, totally deep thoughts sometimes. Like what is the meaning of life. And what is the sun, anyway? And why does it burn when I pee now?

  24. Jason Alexander Hair Plugs
    ksmack
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    What the fuck is on his head? Being bald is his look, his thing. You take that away, you got nothin’.

    • He periodically wears a hair-hat. I doubt that he’s trying to fool anyone, since it’s only occasional. Maybe he likes to look different sometimes, sort of like women who change purses. Fucking twink!

  25. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    Troll's Nighmare
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    One of these days someone will finally give him a piece of clothing that fits him, a straight jacket.

  26. Liev Schreiber Son Samuel Playing Soccer
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    [In a pirate voice]

    “Arrrrr! This here kid thinks I’m a car and he’s driving… me nuts.”

  27. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
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    Ohhhhh.

    She was engaged to Joe Francis before.

  28. Kelly Osbourne Legs Miniskirt
    EricLr
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    Mexican TV is selling her as a wacky new muppet.

  29. Jason Alexander Hair Plugs
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    Oh Jason; between the dark shades and hairpiece, you ALMOST had me fooled!

  30. Tara Reid Drunk
    ksmack
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    Always, ALWAYS the background black bodyguard sayin’ it all with his eyes….

  31. Edita Vilkeviciute Side Boob Legs Mario Testino Show
    EricLr
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    I bet she ends up fighting Superman.

  32. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
    patch
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    The Kiss of Death… literally.

  33. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
    1NDUN
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    He’s too cocky for my taste.

  34. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
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    [Checks Atlas for Milan... calculates fuel cost... considers... heads to bathroom stall with hand cream.]

  35. Brandy Norwood
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    “Did I kill anybody in an automobile accident on my way to J & R? Um, do I have to answer that?”

  36. Jason Alexander Hair Plugs
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    If his scalp was a car it would be pulled over by cops for weaving.

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Troll's Nighmare
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    I knew who it was from the thumbnail. I just knew! The horror…

  38. Brandy Norwood
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    That’s not a microphone, it’s a broken stick shift.

  39. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
    ksmack
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    I appreciate the symmetrical package.

  40. Flava Flav Mugshot
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    Now he’s going to have to get used to the Flava of tossed salad.

  41. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
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    “If you’re a good girl, maybe later I’ll let you see my consecrated undergarments.”

  42. Amanda Seyfried O Face
    sexyman48
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    “I call dibs on the roadkill!”

  43. Amanda Seyfried O Face
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    Guess who just discovered John Hamm’s “secret”?

  44. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    suck it
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    I respect her. It is not like she is actually trying to be a sex symbol. She has a lovely voice, is talented, and doesn’t need to rely on her looks for her fame.

  45. Edita Vilkeviciute Side Boob Legs Mario Testino Show
    Troll's Nighmare
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    The only thing scarier than her name is the look on her face.

  46. Liev Schreiber Son Samuel Playing Soccer
    BillEBuoy
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    Kid to dad: “Jon Hamm’s is bigger!”

  47. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
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    Seen here accepting the award for “Best Performance In A Pant Leg”.

  48. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    BillEBuoy
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    The tats really class-up the outfit.

    • Animal

      There’s always some dipshit that wants to knock something nice. Looks like you’re that dipshit.

      • HotTea

        No – the stupid tattoos make the ensemble look like shit. If they were covered for this outfit, she would look classy and beautiful – I am so sick of women walking around like bar trash with their bodies marred by these tattoos! There is nothing ‘special’ or unique about them anymore – get over it already. Nowadays, the ones who do NOT have them all over their bodies are the unique women.

      • cc

        No, the tattoos look tacky and shitty. Like putting ‘truck nuts’ on a Ferrari.

      • Spot on, HotTea, cc.

      • Joaquin ingles

        Not to mention the spontaneity with which they get them. “I want a new tat this weekend! What should I get?”

        It’s almost as bad as the fucking morons with the stretched out ears.

      • Tattoos and piercings are what fat and ugly chicks do to try to get attention. Hot chicks don’t need that. So essentially what you end up with here is a smoking hot chick who says “damn, I look great…what can I do that will detract from that for the rest of my life?”

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Neil Armstrong
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    MOOOOOOOOO-n over Miami.

  50. Candice Swanepoel Mario Testino Show
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    She used to give me boners, but right now my poel is waning.

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