Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which has a special treat at the end for Fish, who will hopefully stop warning me now that a hostile workplace can still be created using Skype the ladies. But first, we’ve got Jason Alexander, who is using John Travolta‘s plug man (I’ll let you decide what that’s a euphemism for), as well as the face I’d constantly make too, if I was Jon Hamm, and finally, this mugshot that absolutely nobody saw coming.
“Will someone please inform this kindly homosexual that I am indeed a woman?” – Susan Boyle,
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Fish, stop trying to make fetch happen!
:)
He was married to Courtney Cox once.
He slept under a bridge last night.
And he drinks Dos Equis.
Every picture of this guy he’s with his kid; he’s like the anti-January Jones.
If her kid grabbed her crotch, he’d be looking at a broken-off hand. Liquid nitrogen works just that fast.
I think it’s very cool that Liev spends so much time with his son. The time is going to come when his little boy is a BIG boy and he can no longer pick him up and play the way they once did. I know from experience. Suddenly my kids are in their late-twenties and mid-thirties. I often miss the old days…
♪ And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon… ♪
You can be a real dick sometimes, Tom :)
Thanks, vito. My kid is fifteen months, and sometimes I can’t wait till he grows up. I needed a wake-up call to enjoy the present.
See you later, may I have them please?
“Major Must Haves”
Nope. Too easy.
As usual, the stupid cunt is shitfaced.
Poor Ben. If you want to imitate Jon Hamm, it goes in your INNER thigh.
Girth fail also. He should have at least gone with a role of quarters (or better still got a roll of Canadian $1 coins).
He just keeps turning into an even uglier frog.
She looks like Lindsay Lohan with Down Syndrome.
So hot .. and so crazy!
Lindsay Lohan didn’t just call me an Amanda Bynes wannabe!!
Goooiiiiinnn dowwwwwwnn.
No, seriously, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
Fat, ugly, smelly trash.
There are limits to how much wearing black can make you look slim.
Support her breasts? I’M IN!
Rastafarian Jesus equestrian. Interesting.
Affleck’s head looks like it’s superimposed on his body .. like a South Park character.
Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco
Poor designer ran out of fabric.
With all that plastic surgery I’m surprise she can pucker her lips without her ears moving forward.
It’s like a sad Vaudeville show. One’s the talent, the other the clown.
It’s a Somaly Mam-ogram
You’ve just witnessed the world’s happiest Heimlich Maneuver!
why?
I think, like, totally deep thoughts sometimes. Like what is the meaning of life. And what is the sun, anyway? And why does it burn when I pee now?
What the fuck is on his head? Being bald is his look, his thing. You take that away, you got nothin’.
He periodically wears a hair-hat. I doubt that he’s trying to fool anyone, since it’s only occasional. Maybe he likes to look different sometimes, sort of like women who change purses. Fucking twink!
One of these days someone will finally give him a piece of clothing that fits him, a straight jacket.
[In a pirate voice]
“Arrrrr! This here kid thinks I’m a car and he’s driving… me nuts.”
Ohhhhh.
She was engaged to Joe Francis before.
That makes her especially gross. DA doesn’t look like sobriety agrees with him.
Women like her have brought down empires.
Your shitting me.
*You’re shitting me!
(fuck)
Yo, Deacon…How does she do that? Does she own a baseball team or something?
Mexican TV is selling her as a wacky new muppet.
Oh Jason; between the dark shades and hairpiece, you ALMOST had me fooled!
Always, ALWAYS the background black bodyguard sayin’ it all with his eyes….
I bet she ends up fighting Superman.
Don’t arm wrestle this chick
The Kiss of Death… literally.
He’s too cocky for my taste.
[Checks Atlas for Milan... calculates fuel cost... considers... heads to bathroom stall with hand cream.]
LOL!
FYI: She has a sextape! You’re welcome.
“Did I kill anybody in an automobile accident on my way to J & R? Um, do I have to answer that?”
If his scalp was a car it would be pulled over by cops for weaving.
I knew who it was from the thumbnail. I just knew! The horror…
That’s not a microphone, it’s a broken stick shift.
Strumming my pain with her two door
Killing me softly, with her car.
Killing me softly with her auto
Taking my whole life with her car
Killing me softly with her car
And maybe her singing to.
Killing them that is.
I appreciate the symmetrical package.
Now he’s going to have to get used to the Flava of tossed salad.
“If you’re a good girl, maybe later I’ll let you see my consecrated undergarments.”
I wish I had my very own Priesthood holder.
“I call dibs on the roadkill!”
Guess who just discovered John Hamm’s “secret”?
I respect her. It is not like she is actually trying to be a sex symbol. She has a lovely voice, is talented, and doesn’t need to rely on her looks for her fame.
Are you sure you’re on the right site?
Not only that, but the rumor is that she still has natural tits!
I heard she fucked Hulk Hogan.
The only thing scarier than her name is the look on her face.
duuuuude… who cares? can you NOT see how hot this thing is?
If you think loon she looks hot, good for you. She looks creepy to me. I’ll stick with Belen Rodriguez.
Kid to dad: “Jon Hamm’s is bigger!”
Seen here accepting the award for “Best Performance In A Pant Leg”.
The tats really class-up the outfit.
There’s always some dipshit that wants to knock something nice. Looks like you’re that dipshit.
No – the stupid tattoos make the ensemble look like shit. If they were covered for this outfit, she would look classy and beautiful – I am so sick of women walking around like bar trash with their bodies marred by these tattoos! There is nothing ‘special’ or unique about them anymore – get over it already. Nowadays, the ones who do NOT have them all over their bodies are the unique women.
No, the tattoos look tacky and shitty. Like putting ‘truck nuts’ on a Ferrari.
Spot on, HotTea, cc.
Not to mention the spontaneity with which they get them. “I want a new tat this weekend! What should I get?”
It’s almost as bad as the fucking morons with the stretched out ears.
Tattoos and piercings are what fat and ugly chicks do to try to get attention. Hot chicks don’t need that. So essentially what you end up with here is a smoking hot chick who says “damn, I look great…what can I do that will detract from that for the rest of my life?”
MOOOOOOOOO-n over Miami.
She used to give me boners, but right now my poel is waning.