Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which has a special treat at the end for Fish, who will hopefully stop warning me now that a hostile workplace can still be created using Skype the ladies. But first, we’ve got Jason Alexander, who is using John Travolta‘s plug man (I’ll let you decide what that’s a euphemism for), as well as the face I’d constantly make too, if I was Jon Hamm, and finally, this mugshot that absolutely nobody saw coming.
“Will someone please inform this kindly homosexual that I am indeed a woman?” – Susan Boyle,
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Does she have to buy the two seats next to each other?
Q: What TIME is it. A: Hard TIME
From under the table: Giggidy!
FIsh out of water.
Bodyguard not necessary, nobody knows who she is.
And she’s wearing a bulletproof vest!
I like this episode of “The Walking Dead, when Zombies breed.”
Well, that looks refreshing.
“It’s not molestin’ if he started it” is not a legal defense in the court of law.
At least she’s not driving.
She and Ted Kennedy had the same driving instructor.
Is this a pic from the no makeup ep of The View?
It’s gotta be weird when your wife has you in her celebrity death pool.
I hope that he outlives her.. That would be ironic.
He’ll probably do better than that, he’ll probably divorce her before either of them dies and leave her nothing.
Yoga pirate, it’s all the new rage.
Donny took Dame Edna to his prom??
Still kind of thick.
Works for me! Get those big thighs around my head Kelly!
He looks oddly too tall here, was the photographer on his knees?
Must be the timberlands
What, no Jon Hamm penis allusions?
We need an edit button on here. Make it happen.
“And if you curl your lips over your teeth like this you won’t scrape the head.”
Oddly enough, only a gay man would hug her from behind. (Or the front. Or at all.)
You can tell they’re really in love.
I had a really shitty day. I did not need this on top of all that!
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Oh my god, I love this. I have to make one for my desk.
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I’ll make a note.
Heisenberg
Okay…its not even a joke anymore, she looks like she’s wearing huggies. The form her as.s is taking in those pants is unnatural. What a fat whore.
“It’s time to start the music…it’s time to light the lights…”
She kind of reminds me of the dog……I think it’s the fat & she’s a little DUH. He’s a big DUH!
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her thigh is the same level of thickness as her ass
i think her thick thighs gives the illusion she has an ass
I think my housecoat gives me the illusion I don’t have a boner.
Housecoat? No wonder you couldn’t get laid by your neighbor wife’s hot-as-shit friends.
You might be right…next spring, I am busting out the Speedo.
Leg warmers, flip flops, beaded jewelry. I’m starting to like this guy.
LEG WARMERS…??? I thought he was wearing a sweater for underwear with the neck hole pulled up so he can take a piss or a dump without having to take it off.
Legwarners over skinny jeans? Or spandex shorts over knit pants? I’m sorry, the correct answer is “douchebag.”
“Say cheese!”
Straight…I’m sure.
Actually, it looks like it’s got some curve to it.
They are getting worse at making those wax statues to look realistic.
Dude looks like a very old lady…
“OMG Justing Bieber I didn’t know you were so tall…”
Now, I know what that looked like. But I was just helping him pee, I swear.
He’s looking better these days. Do you remember when he used to wear all of those goofy looking suits?
Attempting to maintain a relationship will do that.
And introducing the latest trend in Hollywood: The wearable cleaning lady.
friends dont let friends skip leg day
;-) +1
Thanks. Can’t unsee it now. You bastard.
Newman!
Yeah! I thought that was Wayne Knight at first too. Poor him.
exactly what I thought; when did George turn into Newman?
I guess someone called 911 in his town.
Perfect, I just wish I could give it more than one thumbs up!
Yeah, but they wear the Late Crown because they only come when they wanna.
Yeah, this looks like a healthy relationship.
“Stay thirsty my friends”
I’d like to pitch Black Swan 2 to the movie studios starring this chick and Morena Baccarin. Just start the film with the lesbo scene. Regardless of what happens after that, I’ll be asleep and my feet will be stuck to the floor.
I second that Comocean
“Where is she from?” “She’s from Somaly Ma’am”.
Well, I already have the *key* to all the lady’s pants [rimshot]
Punishment for complaining about Jennifer Nicole Lee.
Wait… is this Jennifer Nicole Lee?
no – she is way more toned…oh and her dick is a few inches longer
Go away! I’m waiting for my agent to call with more work. Any work.
They should get a bodyguard to protect her from herself.
Her?
Who?
Ann? You two are still going out?
Egg?
Don’t be such an Ann hog.
It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face.
hahaha! Awesome one!
is she funny or something?
Lets hope so