The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.18.12

October 18th, 2012 // 659 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which has a special treat at the end for Fish, who will hopefully stop warning me now that a hostile workplace can still be created using Skype the ladies. But first, we’ve got Jason Alexander, who is using John Travolta‘s plug man (I’ll let you decide what that’s a euphemism for), as well as the face I’d constantly make too, if I was Jon Hamm, and finally, this mugshot that absolutely nobody saw coming.

“Will someone please inform this kindly homosexual that I am indeed a woman?” – Susan Boyle,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
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    Does she have to buy the two seats next to each other?

  2. Flava Flav Mugshot
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    Q: What TIME is it. A: Hard TIME

  3. Brandy Norwood
    Troll's Nighmare
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    From under the table: Giggidy!

  4. Amanda Seyfried O Face
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    FIsh out of water.

  5. Tara Reid Drunk
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    Bodyguard not necessary, nobody knows who she is.

  6. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
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    I like this episode of “The Walking Dead, when Zombies breed.”

  7. Mae Whitman Bra Underwear Wet Matt Lauria Shirtless Underwear Parenthood
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    Well, that looks refreshing.

  8. Liev Schreiber Son Samuel Playing Soccer
    dontkillthemessenger
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    “It’s not molestin’ if he started it” is not a legal defense in the court of law.

  9. Brandy Norwood
    Joe
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    At least she’s not driving.

  10. Flava Flav Mugshot
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is this a pic from the no makeup ep of The View?

  11. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
    Joe
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    It’s gotta be weird when your wife has you in her celebrity death pool.

  12. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
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    Yoga pirate, it’s all the new rage.

  13. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    dudelookslikealady
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    Donny took Dame Edna to his prom??

  14. Kelly Osbourne Legs Miniskirt
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    Still kind of thick.

  15. Jason Alexander Hair Plugs
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    He looks oddly too tall here, was the photographer on his knees?

  16. Amanda Seyfried O Face
    JugleRed
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    What, no Jon Hamm penis allusions?

  17. Flava Flav Mugshot
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    We need an edit button on here. Make it happen.

  18. Brandy Norwood
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    “And if you curl your lips over your teeth like this you won’t scrape the head.”

  19. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Oddly enough, only a gay man would hug her from behind. (Or the front. Or at all.)

  20. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
    JugleRed
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    You can tell they’re really in love.

  21. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    Troll's Nighmare
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    I had a really shitty day. I did not need this on top of all that!

  22. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/18/fmeter-2-200_166.gif[/img]

  23. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/18/561538_4146085848246_1789774778_n-340_294.jpg[/img]

  24. Ben Affleck Brian Cranston Argo Premiere
    brick
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    Heisenberg

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    Okay…its not even a joke anymore, she looks like she’s wearing huggies. The form her as.s is taking in those pants is unnatural. What a fat whore.

  26. Steven Tyler
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    “It’s time to start the music…it’s time to light the lights…”

  27. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
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    She kind of reminds me of the dog……I think it’s the fat & she’s a little DUH. He’s a big DUH!
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/18/375597_3749129484585_2022408040_n-2-320_347.jpg[/img]

  28. Francia Raisa Butt Yoga Shorts
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    her thigh is the same level of thickness as her ass

  29. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    JugleRed
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    Leg warmers, flip flops, beaded jewelry. I’m starting to like this guy.

    • LEG WARMERS…??? I thought he was wearing a sweater for underwear with the neck hole pulled up so he can take a piss or a dump without having to take it off.

  30. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
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    Legwarners over skinny jeans? Or spandex shorts over knit pants? I’m sorry, the correct answer is “douchebag.”

  31. Brie Larson Cleavage The 3rd Annual Autumn Party
    JugleRed
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    “Say cheese!”

  32. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
    neo
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    Straight…I’m sure.

  33. Jaime King Launch Of"Rachel Zoes Major Must Haves From Jockey
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    They are getting worse at making those wax statues to look realistic.

  34. Steven Tyler
    meeps!
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    Dude looks like a very old lady…

  35. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
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    “OMG Justing Bieber I didn’t know you were so tall…”

  36. Ben Affleck Brian Cranston Argo Premiere
    EricLr
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    Now, I know what that looked like. But I was just helping him pee, I swear.

  37. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
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    He’s looking better these days. Do you remember when he used to wear all of those goofy looking suits?

  38. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
    EricLr
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    And introducing the latest trend in Hollywood: The wearable cleaning lady.

  39. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    friends dont let friends skip leg day

  40. Jason Alexander Hair Plugs
    EricLr
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    Newman!

  41. Flava Flav Mugshot
    EricLr
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    I guess someone called 911 in his town.

  42. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Yeah, this looks like a healthy relationship.

  43. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
    Matty
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    “Stay thirsty my friends”

  44. Hannah Simone Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d like to pitch Black Swan 2 to the movie studios starring this chick and Morena Baccarin. Just start the film with the lesbo scene. Regardless of what happens after that, I’ll be asleep and my feet will be stuck to the floor.

  45. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
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    “Where is she from?” “She’s from Somaly Ma’am”.

  46. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
    EricLr
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    Well, I already have the *key* to all the lady’s pants [rimshot]

  47. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Punishment for complaining about Jennifer Nicole Lee.

    Wait… is this Jennifer Nicole Lee?

  48. Amanda Seyfried O Face
    EricLr
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    Go away! I’m waiting for my agent to call with more work. Any work.

  49. Tara Reid Drunk
    EricLr
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    They should get a bodyguard to protect her from herself.

  50. Mae Whitman Bra Underwear Wet Matt Lauria Shirtless Underwear Parenthood
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    Her?

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