Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which has a special treat at the end for Fish, who will hopefully stop warning me now that a hostile workplace can still be created using Skype the ladies. But first, we’ve got Jason Alexander, who is using John Travolta‘s plug man (I’ll let you decide what that’s a euphemism for), as well as the face I’d constantly make too, if I was Jon Hamm, and finally, this mugshot that absolutely nobody saw coming.
“Will someone please inform this kindly homosexual that I am indeed a woman?” – Susan Boyle,
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Id love to take a dump on her chest.
Less greasy than I remember. Flav is aging well, boyeeee!
She’s not kissing him she’s performing CPR.
Starring in ‘The Love Guru II ‘
Thank you for that. She’s an amazing woman.
She’s got this weird hot/stupid thing going on. Probably bangs like a retarded rabbit.
That’s not Edita Vilkeviciute!
What neighborhood YOU livbe in that there are better looking guys on the street???? Hot damn!
Damn is he auditioning for the “Carlito’s Way” Reboot???
He’s auditioning for the Family Ties movie.
A DISGUSTING POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN. AND WHY IS HE NEWS WORTHY? HE’S SCUM!!!
Who dug up Buckwheat?
Announcing his foray into Asian porn. His stage name will be “Won Hung Lo”.
His and Steven Tyler’s assistants must run into each other at clothing stores alot.
“Kim! Are you wearing a diaper from getting fucked in the ass by Kanye?”
“It depends.”
That reminds me. I was gonna rent that movie “The Blob” again.
“So, and English penis, Irish penis and My penis walk into a bar… well you can guess the rest”
I just had a flash forward of Dirty Dancing v2012. Bleugh.
Yeah, she is. Thank you, that story is amazing. Susan Sarandon has done a lot of charity work, but it’s small potatoes compared to this woman.
Ahhhh…how do I Hamm?
Mooooooooooooooooooo and ew!
I feel like yes, it’s nice to look at it, but the fact the legs have been ignored by both weight machines and tanning machines is a bit odd.
“We’re not here tonight to talk about my cock. But, there is an after party ladies, so we can talk about it then.”
Come on guys, admit it. You have to admire a guy who wakes up in a strange woman’s house and helps himself to whatever he fancies in her walk in closet. And why not help yourself to a yoga mat and a coconut water on the way out.? Its fucking Hollywood; gifts for everyone!
OMG. Thats just bad and horrible!!!
Scarf looks too tight. Her head looks like its about to pop off.
911 is a joke
James Cameron looks like shit
Shave that crap off!!
Why is it when hollywood chicks dress for “breast cancer awareness” events, they forget about the “cancer” part of it?
Comon, you’re better than this. A: It’s because it isn’t about the event, it’s about them. Just because cancer is involved, doesn’t lessen the extent of their narcissism.
So a somali man just attacks Susan Sarandon and nobody cares enough to help? Actually, yeah that sounds about right.
Well, at least no one can accuse her of having plastic surgery.
Mouth closed, but eyes open? The kardashian is strong with this one.
Why did Flava Flav get arrested for assault with a deadly weapon?
He clocked a bitch.
THanks for throwing us a bone, FIsh. However, I’ve already googled these images and masturbated to them multiple times. Got any freshies?
Thought the Dad from Family Ties went gray years ago!
Looks like she’s wearing Oops! I Crapped My Pants!
She is truly the definition of “big boned.” Her need cap is the size of my head!
Wow! I would have never thought of ombre skin tone! This must be a new trend.
Bahahahaha!!! Best name ever, pheebs!! I almost forgot about that.
“Why not? its fun, it’s different, no one else has a name like it…”
Bahaha
Yours truly,
Crap Bag
Ms. Sarandon, a Cambodian stole is normally worn over the shoulders.
Apparently the Summer of George has evolved into a Thursday night men’s bowling league.
It was you that chose your due, You built a maze you can’t get through. I tried to help you all I can, Now I can’t do nuttin’ for you man.
Yeah, the metal ones don’t taste very good.
ADDOPTED!
How MANY cows had to die to make those pants?
If I ever have the opportunity to knock this guy into next week, im taking it
Paris is really starting to show her age, particularly when standing next to a boy-man. She, of all people, should know better.
Now I have to leave the apt and go kill people. Thanks Fish
For a second I thought it was that weird midget kid who does all those lip synching vids on youtube