The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.18.12

October 18th, 2012 // 659 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which has a special treat at the end for Fish, who will hopefully stop warning me now that a hostile workplace can still be created using Skype the ladies. But first, we’ve got Jason Alexander, who is using John Travolta‘s plug man (I’ll let you decide what that’s a euphemism for), as well as the face I’d constantly make too, if I was Jon Hamm, and finally, this mugshot that absolutely nobody saw coming.

“Will someone please inform this kindly homosexual that I am indeed a woman?” – Susan Boyle,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joanna Krupa Cleavage HolllyScoops Beauty For Hope Supporting Breast Cancer Awareness Month
    YEs
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    Id love to take a dump on her chest.

  2. Flava Flav Mugshot
    YEs
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    Less greasy than I remember. Flav is aging well, boyeeee!

  3. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
    mbcl
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    She’s not kissing him she’s performing CPR.

  4. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    mbcl
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    Starring in ‘The Love Guru II ‘

  5. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
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    Thank you for that. She’s an amazing woman.

  6. Joanna Krupa Cleavage HolllyScoops Beauty For Hope Supporting Breast Cancer Awareness Month
    Bonky
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    She’s got this weird hot/stupid thing going on. Probably bangs like a retarded rabbit.

  7. Edita Vilkeviciute Side Boob Legs Mario Testino Show
    Pitounsky
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    That’s not Edita Vilkeviciute!

  8. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    What neighborhood YOU livbe in that there are better looking guys on the street???? Hot damn!

  9. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
    little turtle head
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    Damn is he auditioning for the “Carlito’s Way” Reboot???

  10. Flava Flav Mugshot
    DIANA29
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    A DISGUSTING POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN. AND WHY IS HE NEWS WORTHY? HE’S SCUM!!!

  11. Flava Flav Mugshot
    tlmck
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    Who dug up Buckwheat?

  12. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
    tlmck
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    Announcing his foray into Asian porn. His stage name will be “Won Hung Lo”.

  13. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    tlmck
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    His and Steven Tyler’s assistants must run into each other at clothing stores alot.

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Ruckus
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    “Kim! Are you wearing a diaper from getting fucked in the ass by Kanye?”

    “It depends.”

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    tlmck
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    That reminds me. I was gonna rent that movie “The Blob” again.

  16. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
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    “So, and English penis, Irish penis and My penis walk into a bar… well you can guess the rest”

  17. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
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    I just had a flash forward of Dirty Dancing v2012. Bleugh.

  18. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
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    Yeah, she is. Thank you, that story is amazing. Susan Sarandon has done a lot of charity work, but it’s small potatoes compared to this woman.

  19. Ben Affleck Brian Cranston Argo Premiere
    ParrapaDaFappa
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    Ahhhh…how do I Hamm?

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Tata
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    Mooooooooooooooooooo and ew!

  21. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
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    I feel like yes, it’s nice to look at it, but the fact the legs have been ignored by both weight machines and tanning machines is a bit odd.

  22. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
    Jonesy
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    “We’re not here tonight to talk about my cock. But, there is an after party ladies, so we can talk about it then.”

  23. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    Jonesy
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    Come on guys, admit it. You have to admire a guy who wakes up in a strange woman’s house and helps himself to whatever he fancies in her walk in closet. And why not help yourself to a yoga mat and a coconut water on the way out.? Its fucking Hollywood; gifts for everyone!

  24. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Ronaldo
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    OMG. Thats just bad and horrible!!!

  25. Edita Vilkeviciute Side Boob Legs Mario Testino Show
    Put It In
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    Scarf looks too tight. Her head looks like its about to pop off.

  26. Flava Flav Mugshot
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    911 is a joke

  27. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
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    James Cameron looks like shit

  28. Jason Alexander Hair Plugs
    Roseanne Barr
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    Shave that crap off!!

  29. Joanna Krupa Cleavage HolllyScoops Beauty For Hope Supporting Breast Cancer Awareness Month
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    Why is it when hollywood chicks dress for “breast cancer awareness” events, they forget about the “cancer” part of it?

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Comon, you’re better than this. A: It’s because it isn’t about the event, it’s about them. Just because cancer is involved, doesn’t lessen the extent of their narcissism.

  30. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
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    So a somali man just attacks Susan Sarandon and nobody cares enough to help? Actually, yeah that sounds about right.

  31. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Well, at least no one can accuse her of having plastic surgery.

  32. Brandy Norwood
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    Mouth closed, but eyes open? The kardashian is strong with this one.

  33. Flava Flav Mugshot
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    Why did Flava Flav get arrested for assault with a deadly weapon?

    He clocked a bitch.

  34. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
    Helena Handbasket
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    THanks for throwing us a bone, FIsh. However, I’ve already googled these images and masturbated to them multiple times. Got any freshies?

  35. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Thought the Dad from Family Ties went gray years ago!

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Looks like she’s wearing Oops! I Crapped My Pants!

  37. Kelly Osbourne Legs Miniskirt
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    She is truly the definition of “big boned.” Her need cap is the size of my head!

  38. Edita Vilkeviciute Side Boob Legs Mario Testino Show
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Wow! I would have never thought of ombre skin tone! This must be a new trend.

    • Mike hannigan

      Bahahahaha!!! Best name ever, pheebs!! I almost forgot about that.

      “Why not? its fun, it’s different, no one else has a name like it…”

      Bahaha

      Yours truly,

      Crap Bag

  39. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
    Anderson Pooper
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    Ms. Sarandon, a Cambodian stole is normally worn over the shoulders.

  40. Jason Alexander Hair Plugs
    Anderson Pooper
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    Apparently the Summer of George has evolved into a Thursday night men’s bowling league.

  41. Flava Flav Mugshot
    Anderson Pooper
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    It was you that chose your due, You built a maze you can’t get through. I tried to help you all I can, Now I can’t do nuttin’ for you man.

  42. Brandy Norwood
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    Yeah, the metal ones don’t taste very good.

  43. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
    BIG RICK
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    ADDOPTED!

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    BIG RICK
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    How MANY cows had to die to make those pants?

  45. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    devilsrain
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    If I ever have the opportunity to knock this guy into next week, im taking it

  46. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    Paris is really starting to show her age, particularly when standing next to a boy-man. She, of all people, should know better.

  47. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
    Justin T
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    Now I have to leave the apt and go kill people. Thanks Fish

  48. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
    devilsrain
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    For a second I thought it was that weird midget kid who does all those lip synching vids on youtube

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