Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which has a special treat at the end for Fish, who will hopefully stop warning me now that a hostile workplace can still be created using Skype the ladies. But first, we’ve got Jason Alexander, who is using John Travolta‘s plug man (I’ll let you decide what that’s a euphemism for), as well as the face I’d constantly make too, if I was Jon Hamm, and finally, this mugshot that absolutely nobody saw coming.
“Will someone please inform this kindly homosexual that I am indeed a woman?” – Susan Boyle,
- Photo Boy
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wrong ball kid!!!
Her tits are still alive right?
This would be perfect without the sunglasses- fish mouth and fish eyes.
This would be creepy if he didn’t have a giant dong.
hahahaha i’m looking at your tits!
for*
Always looks great!
it has to have its own gravitational pull
That’s got to be 14, 15 gallons of black latex body paint, right?
“I mean, you have seen my enormous penis, right? RIGHT????”
I thought “she” would be the first ever male model to appear on The Price Is Right.
Has the kind of ass that makes you forgive the fact that she doesn’t have much up front.
Yes, there are rare occasions where an ass whose splendor is of such magnitude that it can compensate for anything. It probably seems strange to wax poetic about asses, but I spend a lot of time thinking about them.
Diapers and Leather. Kanye’s new fashion advice is swelling.
as soon as i saw that picture that was my first thought too…just how many pairs of “depends” is this bitch wearing underneath that layer of over-stretched leather.
That diaper looks loaded
hey killer – might want to work the legs a tad.
oh and damn you fish!
Don’t blame Fish, this is Photo Boy’s doing.
I was ready for the usual girl of the Crap We Missed then THIS. These boobs just don’t do it for me. I prefer boobs attached to a pussy. And NO, Justin Bieber doesn’t count. Don’t even try Photo Boy!
Managed to upgrade from Courtney Cox? Well done, sir!
Hoooooooow????
It’s all that money he made from blockbusters like Ready to Rumble and Eight Legged Freaks.
Swear to God, thought this was Lohan before I got the post open.
And I thought it was Kate Upton on meth…
Ditto on the Lohan.
I thought it was Lohan too, but only after steroid injections and 30 straight hours at the gym.
Jerry Sandusky has lost weight. Also, escaped.
My Herpes has a first name, it’s P-A-R-I-S. My Herpes has a second name, it’s O-H-M-Y-G-O-D-W-H-A-T-A-D-O-U-C-H-E
I hope that’s cash and not a condom he’s reaching for.
Sucking out her lifeforce.
Wow, airports and airplanes do a real number on that spray on hair
He didn’t even say a word. He just walked up, gave that “Yeah. I know what you’re thinking about” look, and then walked off.
Even I’d fuck me, but of course I don’t have too.
Wrong word. I think you meant “two”.
Apparently, she’s seen her brother naked and has now just realized where Kim gets her microphone infatuation
“Argghhh! Which way be da ocean?”
He does bear a striking resemblance to Captain Hindgrinder.
Reading TomFrank’s comments about her on The Superficial.
LOL…but wtf? I think I said something not so nice about her once. I still want to do her, though.
Did he just crawl out of the 9/11 ruble?
In Soviet Russia, 911 ruble crawls out of you!
For our next trick Ben will pull a stick out of his ass.
Best LaToya Jackson impression ever!
Good, she got my sext…
Bad Boyee!
I bet no one even bats an eye anymore.
Big Ole Titties (emphasis on the Old)
want
She has a lot of upper lip real estate.
and you could land the space shuttle between her eyes.
“Correction, I was bald.”
Queen’s *You Don’t Fool Me* comes to mind here.
Well, he’s no John Hamm. Not by a few inches.
I see Maura Tierney found the “Fountain of Youth”
Awww…..he’s teaching him to be a young David Beckham.
Money is neat!
W O W !!!!
i like her. she seems smart. *grins*
OMG I smell calories… You! Fat one!!! Come here so I can smell your breath!
She’s really playing the long game here. A lot longer than I bet she expected.
I wonder how he measured up to the other speakers.
By height?
Well I appreciate the Caddyshack reference.
Who are you and where have you been all my life?!
I was wondering the same thing until I realized that for the first half+ of my life she wasn’t even born yet.
Can he even physically shit his mouth?
*shut*
LOL
Well he is pretty limber for an old lady.
That’s funny!
But judging by the looks, I bet he could shit from his mouth.
His pics annoy the hell out of me and I can’t even hear him.
That was the original plot of The Human Centipede, previously titled The Human Threatened Hairy Caterpillar.
Whoa we have the same soccer shoes and ‘Prison Break’ outfit – jinx.
Raisa?!? It sure does!!
Some of the thumbnails aren’t loading for me, but I get the caption in place of the thumbnail. This picture’s thumbnail caption is:
“Kim Kardashian
Huge Butt
Leather Pants”
That pretty much sums it up.
“This is a job for SUPERDOUCHE.”
I’m a woman, so here is my ass for you to photograph.
You never see the guys doing this pose. They should though.
Yeah… we’re all on pins and needles waiting for Jonah Hill to do this.
The back of the dress – they do that to show the back of the dress, so people can see the whole outfit…showing off their butt is just another great reason to do that pose.
What is so great about the back of the dress? If it was worth looking at shouldn’t it be in the front so they can see people admiring the design?
One of the most enduring features of The Loretta Young Show (1953-61) was that she would open each show with a dramatic entrance in a stylish dress or evening gown, and twirl. What few people know, however, is that she came up with the idea of the twirl to pacify her dress designer, who was upset that people would only see the front of the dress and not the back, which the designer felt deserved at least some attention, too. So yes, the back of the dress is important to women and, I dunno, people in fashion.
I would also like to add that in spite of that incredibly dated reference, I am in fact only 41.
Yo, Tom…wasn’t Loretta Young gorgeous? NOT that I ever saw her. I’ve just heard rumors…
I love your theories Trek Girl.
Madame Tussaud’s Lindsay Lohan statue is so lifelike, you can almost see the little specks of coke on its upper lip.
Reminds me of the old joke: beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right down to the bone.