The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.18.12

October 18th, 2012 // 659 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which has a special treat at the end for Fish, who will hopefully stop warning me now that a hostile workplace can still be created using Skype the ladies. But first, we’ve got Jason Alexander, who is using John Travolta‘s plug man (I’ll let you decide what that’s a euphemism for), as well as the face I’d constantly make too, if I was Jon Hamm, and finally, this mugshot that absolutely nobody saw coming.

“Will someone please inform this kindly homosexual that I am indeed a woman?” – Susan Boyle,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Liev Schreiber Son Samuel Playing Soccer
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    wrong ball kid!!!

  2. Joanna Krupa Cleavage HolllyScoops Beauty For Hope Supporting Breast Cancer Awareness Month
    DontNotNope
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    Her tits are still alive right?

  3. Amanda Seyfried O Face
    1NDUN
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    This would be perfect without the sunglasses- fish mouth and fish eyes.

  4. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
    DontNotNope
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    This would be creepy if he didn’t have a giant dong.

  5. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly Mario Testino
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    hahahaha i’m looking at your tits!

  6. Joanna Krupa Cleavage HolllyScoops Beauty For Hope Supporting Breast Cancer Awareness Month
    BigOkie
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    Always looks great!

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
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    it has to have its own gravitational pull

  8. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
    BigOkie
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    “I mean, you have seen my enormous penis, right? RIGHT????”

  9. Gisele Bundchen Pregnant Belly Mario Testino
    1NDUN
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    I thought “she” would be the first ever male model to appear on The Price Is Right.

  10. Candice Swanepoel Mario Testino Show
    BigOkie
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    Has the kind of ass that makes you forgive the fact that she doesn’t have much up front.

    • cc

      Yes, there are rare occasions where an ass whose splendor is of such magnitude that it can compensate for anything. It probably seems strange to wax poetic about asses, but I spend a lot of time thinking about them.

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Ashley
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    Diapers and Leather. Kanye’s new fashion advice is swelling.

  12. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
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    hey killer – might want to work the legs a tad.

    oh and damn you fish!

    • lawn

      Don’t blame Fish, this is Photo Boy’s doing.

    • Troll's Nighmare

      I was ready for the usual girl of the Crap We Missed then THIS. These boobs just don’t do it for me. I prefer boobs attached to a pussy. And NO, Justin Bieber doesn’t count. Don’t even try Photo Boy!

  13. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
    BigOkie
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    Managed to upgrade from Courtney Cox? Well done, sir!

  14. Jaime King Launch Of"Rachel Zoes Major Must Haves From Jockey
    BigOkie
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    Swear to God, thought this was Lohan before I got the post open.

  15. Liev Schreiber Son Samuel Playing Soccer
    Matt
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    Jerry Sandusky has lost weight. Also, escaped.

  16. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    Dina Crackwhore
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    My Herpes has a first name, it’s P-A-R-I-S. My Herpes has a second name, it’s O-H-M-Y-G-O-D-W-H-A-T-A-D-O-U-C-H-E

  17. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
    DontNotNope
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    I hope that’s cash and not a condom he’s reaching for.

  18. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
    BigOkie
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    Sucking out her lifeforce.

  19. Jason Alexander Hair Plugs
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    Wow, airports and airplanes do a real number on that spray on hair

  20. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
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    He didn’t even say a word. He just walked up, gave that “Yeah. I know what you’re thinking about” look, and then walked off.

  21. Brandy Norwood
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    Apparently, she’s seen her brother naked and has now just realized where Kim gets her microphone infatuation

  22. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
    BigOkie
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    “Argghhh! Which way be da ocean?”

  23. Amanda Seyfried O Face
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    Reading TomFrank’s comments about her on The Superficial.

  24. Flava Flav Mugshot
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    Did he just crawl out of the 9/11 ruble?

  25. Ben Affleck Brian Cranston Argo Premiere
    Troll's Nighmare
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    For our next trick Ben will pull a stick out of his ass.

  26. Brandy Norwood
    JennywithaY
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    Best LaToya Jackson impression ever!

  27. Amanda Seyfried O Face
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    Good, she got my sext…

  28. Flava Flav Mugshot
    Diablo Dude
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    Bad Boyee!

  29. Russell Brand Knit Leg Warmers Yoga Pants Sandals
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    I bet no one even bats an eye anymore.

  30. Somaly Mam Susan Sarandon Hugging
    Govt. Cheese
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    Big Ole Titties (emphasis on the Old)

  31. Joanna Krupa Cleavage HolllyScoops Beauty For Hope Supporting Breast Cancer Awareness Month
    Baron Otto Van Otto
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    want

  32. Brandy Norwood
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    She has a lot of upper lip real estate.

  33. Jason Alexander Hair Plugs
    rick
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    “Correction, I was bald.”

  34. Rob Wilson Shirtless Briefs The Price Is Right Model
    BigOkie
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    Well, he’s no John Hamm. Not by a few inches.

  35. Brie Larson Cleavage The 3rd Annual Autumn Party
    YAAR
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    I see Maura Tierney found the “Fountain of Youth”

  36. Liev Schreiber Son Samuel Playing Soccer
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    Awww…..he’s teaching him to be a young David Beckham.

  37. David Arquette Wasted Christina McLarty Cleavage The Gen Art 14th Annual Fresh Faces In Fashion
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    Money is neat!

  38. Edita Vilkeviciute Side Boob Legs Mario Testino Show
    SIN
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    W O W !!!!

  39. Edita Vilkeviciute Side Boob Legs Mario Testino Show
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    OMG I smell calories… You! Fat one!!! Come here so I can smell your breath!

  40. Larry King Kissing Wife Shawn Southwick
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    She’s really playing the long game here. A lot longer than I bet she expected.

  41. Jon Hamm Key Art Awards
    1NDUN
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    I wonder how he measured up to the other speakers.

  42. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Who are you and where have you been all my life?!

  43. Steven Tyler
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    Can he even physically shit his mouth?

  44. Liev Schreiber Son Samuel Playing Soccer
    Buddy The Elf
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    Whoa we have the same soccer shoes and ‘Prison Break’ outfit – jinx.

  45. Francia Raisa Butt Yoga Shorts
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    Raisa?!? It sure does!!

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
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    Some of the thumbnails aren’t loading for me, but I get the caption in place of the thumbnail. This picture’s thumbnail caption is:

    “Kim Kardashian
    Huge Butt
    Leather Pants”

    That pretty much sums it up.

  47. Ben Affleck Brian Cranston Argo Premiere
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    “This is a job for SUPERDOUCHE.”

  48. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Dress Somaly Mam Foundation Gala
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    I’m a woman, so here is my ass for you to photograph.

    You never see the guys doing this pose. They should though.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Yeah… we’re all on pins and needles waiting for Jonah Hill to do this.

    • Trek Girl

      The back of the dress – they do that to show the back of the dress, so people can see the whole outfit…showing off their butt is just another great reason to do that pose.

      • Bionic_Crouton

        What is so great about the back of the dress? If it was worth looking at shouldn’t it be in the front so they can see people admiring the design?

      • One of the most enduring features of The Loretta Young Show (1953-61) was that she would open each show with a dramatic entrance in a stylish dress or evening gown, and twirl. What few people know, however, is that she came up with the idea of the twirl to pacify her dress designer, who was upset that people would only see the front of the dress and not the back, which the designer felt deserved at least some attention, too. So yes, the back of the dress is important to women and, I dunno, people in fashion.

        I would also like to add that in spite of that incredibly dated reference, I am in fact only 41.

      • Yo, Tom…wasn’t Loretta Young gorgeous? NOT that I ever saw her. I’ve just heard rumors…

      • Joaquin ingles

        I love your theories Trek Girl.

  49. Jaime King Launch Of"Rachel Zoes Major Must Haves From Jockey
    Josephus
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    Madame Tussaud’s Lindsay Lohan statue is so lifelike, you can almost see the little specks of coke on its upper lip.

  50. Flava Flav Mugshot
    Cock Dr
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    Reminds me of the old joke: beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right down to the bone.

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