The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.17.13

October 17th, 2013 // 442 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly full bounty of shelf ass and Prince Harry being tickled by teenage girls. We try to be an all-encompassing resource, like Wikipedia, but with far less competent sourcing. Which is entirely our justification for making boldly irresponsible assumptions about what could be going on in pictures like Jane Lynch recalling the time she ran into LeAnn Rimes in the bathroom, Olivia Munn physically contacting Anna Wintour, so thankfully she’s now dead and we can all forget about those times she was hired for acting, and Boris Johnson right before asking Helen Mirren how she likes her eggs.

Not a single part of any of that is true, but I’m still going to get paid for today,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Krysta Rodriguez Zachary Levi Scarf NASDAQ
    malaka
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    joni loves chachi

  2. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
    malaka
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    who knew johnny rotten was so into fashion

  3. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
    malaka
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    Cuando limpiado mi cuarto
    No encuentro nada
    Adonde va con tanta prisa?
    Al partido de futbol

  4. Liev Schreiber Grabbing Son Alexander Head
    malaka
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    looks like the guy with the camera is about to get knocked the fuck out by a flying blond 6 year old

  5. Lisa Marie Presley Old Weathered Face Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    malaka
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    she should get some of whatever courtney love brought with her

  6. Hilary Swank Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    malaka
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    some nice drum sticks

  7. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    Argybargy
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    His face is a fuckin Modigliani.

  8. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    I would so have mutually-fulfilling sexual intercourse with Olivia Munn. I’d be all like, “Unnnnnnnhhhhhhhhh,” and she’d be all, “Aaaaaaaaahhhffffffffffffffff.” Man that would rock, I can totally picture it now.

  9. Liev Schreiber Grabbing Son Alexander Head
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    He’s still the best Sabertooth I’ve ever seen.

  10. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
    catapostrophe
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    He eats pieces of shit for breakfast.

  11. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
    Swearin
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    This is like a racist version of that game in Highlights magazine where you pick out the things that don’t belong in the picture

  12. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Miniskirt Stars Dance Tour
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    People pay money to watch little kids sit on stage nowadays?

  13. Jessica Biel Cameltoe Yoga Pants Shiva And May Set
    martina
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    Whoa, without the make up …. what a let down.
    Her ass … now that … mm mm mm

  14. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    martina
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    they let dead people attend AIDS Foundation Benefit events?

  15. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
    martina
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    Stay classy my friend

  16. Krysta Rodriguez Zachary Levi Scarf NASDAQ
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    “Like that, big boy? Oh yeah, yeah you do. You almost there? You close? Come on, do it for me, baby…”

  17. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
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    Why is a woman with such a lovely midriff making such a vile gesture with her finger? Surely Scott Disick doesn’t deserve that. (Was that right, Mommy?)

  18. Aubrey Plaza Nick Offerman Chris Pratt Adam Scott Parks And Recreation 100th Episode Celebration
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    “As long as I have a face, she’ll always…etc, etc.”

  19. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stuart Weitzman & Gilt Digital Pop-Up Shop Launch
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    So now she has designs on becoming a bigtime actress – oh oh, trouble in paradise. Using hubby to open doors that might otherwise have been closed, suddenly the thought might occur in a certain person’s head about (partly, or even, heaven forbid, wholly?) why they’re the recipient of another’s affections. “I love you for you, my Hollywood Star darling.”

  20. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    Dr. Jones
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    his shirt says, ‘fist me, now.’ But his eyes say…

  21. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson
    Violet Brown
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    Ehh, four years down…

  22. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson
    Dr. Doctor
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    At least he didn’t have to carry the skin bag made out of her last assistant.

  23. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Miniskirt Stars Dance Tour
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    Dingle berries feel my wrath of the ass scoot!

  24. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Like my mom, she left Americans to die in Libya, and like my dad, he got TONS of sex and bj’s from a fat jewish girl…..so, yah, I am powerful……

  25. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
    It's Always Sunny in Atlanta
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    juce by shooter! Juice by Shooter! JUICE BY SHOOTER!!

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