The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.17.13

October 17th, 2013 // 442 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly full bounty of shelf ass and Prince Harry being tickled by teenage girls. We try to be an all-encompassing resource, like Wikipedia, but with far less competent sourcing. Which is entirely our justification for making boldly irresponsible assumptions about what could be going on in pictures like Jane Lynch recalling the time she ran into LeAnn Rimes in the bathroom, Olivia Munn physically contacting Anna Wintour, so thankfully she’s now dead and we can all forget about those times she was hired for acting, and Boris Johnson right before asking Helen Mirren how she likes her eggs.

Not a single part of any of that is true, but I’m still going to get paid for today,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stuart Weitzman & Gilt Digital Pop-Up Shop Launch
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    That is some top shelf genetics.

  2. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stuart Weitzman & Gilt Digital Pop-Up Shop Launch
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    That is some top shelf genetics.

  3. Aubrey Plaza Nick Offerman Chris Pratt Adam Scott Parks And Recreation 100th Episode Celebration
    caley
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    Nick Offerman is lamenting the fact that’s not real wood and that he can’t make it into a canoe.

  4. Cat Greenleaf Chris Noth
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    In every picture there’s a bulldog in the background sayin’ it with his jowls.

  5. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
    tlmck
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    Tony from NCIS is looking a little rough.

  6. Helen Mirren Boris Johnson Drunk Messy Hair Hong Kong 50th Anniversary Celebrations
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    “We got our haircuts by same blind person with dull garden shears.”

  7. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes Derpface BBC Radio One
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    “The markers broken y’all.”
    “Take the cap off Britney.”

  8. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
    tlmck
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    Hillary 2.0

  9. T.I. Wife Tameka Tiny Harris Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    tlmck
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    TMI

  10. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson
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    “First I wanna see the Eiffel Tower and then get something exotic Italian food. I know… chimichangas!”
    “She’s got nice tits. She’s got nice tits.She’s got nice tits.She’s got nice tits.”

  11. Tom Cruise Leather Jacket Motorcycle Helmet
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    “Where’s all the white women at?”

  12. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butt Daisy Dukes Heels
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    Oh, yeah. That’s attractive.

  13. Tom Cruise Leather Jacket Motorcycle Helmet
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    “Mr. Cruise, the agency sent me to watch your back.”
    “Hey, buy me a drink first!”

  14. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    “When I saw your haircut, I thought you were a little boy.”
    “When I saw the front of your dress, I thought the same thing.”

  15. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
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    I like this guy. His exercise programs motivated millions.

  16. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
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    “Why does everyone keep asking me how am I recovering from my horrific accident?”

  17. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
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    Isn’t she the original Carrie?

  18. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
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    “Hey, guys. Don’t tell anyone I asked, but what the hell is a ‘wigger’?

  19. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
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    Heyyyyy…wait a second. Isn’t that Kramer?

  20. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes Derpface BBC Radio One
    Phoenix
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    “Two quarter pounders with cheese, a ten piece nuggets, extra large fries….”

  21. Helen Mirren Boris Johnson Drunk Messy Hair Hong Kong 50th Anniversary Celebrations
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    “Oh, don’t feel bad. I thought he was Donald Trump, too.”

  22. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes Derpface BBC Radio One
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    “Brit-brit, darling girl…sweetmeat…TITS! And ASS. That’s what we really want to see. You can handle that, can’t you?”

  23. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu HR Set
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    “Calm down Bear Blu. Chevy Chase isn’t gonna drop kick you if you don’t get out of his way.”

  24. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
    Phoenix
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    “See? That’s why I switched teams. My gag reflex is terrible.”

  25. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    I can’t even put into words what a pleasure it is to see Courtney Love in such good shape, so alive, so aware, so…semi-conscious.

  26. Lisa Marie Presley Old Weathered Face Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    Phoenix
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    “Thankya verra much.”

  27. Cat Greenleaf Chris Noth
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    “HEY LAAADIEEEE!”
    “Please…just stop.”

  28. Tom Cruise Leather Jacket Motorcycle Helmet
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    “Oh my gosh, you don’t have to call me Mr. Cruise. Just call me…MAVERICK!”

  29. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    “Anna, you just keep right on praying, and maybe one day you will look half as hot as me.”

  30. Prince Harry Playing Rugby With Young Girls Rugby Football Union Schools Coaching Session
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    “OK, ladies, let’s all recite our motto…all together…‘What happens in Harry’s pants, stays in Harry’s pants’!”

  31. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
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    What the hell, she’s not THAT bad…besides, she’s probably a good dancer or something.

  32. T.I. Wife Tameka Tiny Harris Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    What the fuck are a T.I. and a Tameka ‘Tiny’ Harris? Are these supposed to be celebrities of some sort? Just who in the fuck ARE these people?

    • malaka

      T.I. is a real nigga according to fictional character riley freeman.
      and the butt cheeks walking next to him is evidently where he sticks his penis.

  33. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
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    Ahhh…feth an’ begorrah, if it isn’t himself, Mr. Richard O’Simmons, just in time for St. Paddy’s…oh, wait. This is October?

  34. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
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    “Hey you, boyo…bring yerself over here and let me be havin’ a wee samplin’ of yer shillelagh.”

  35. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
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    it’s a little known fact that many years ago, while still exploring her sexuality, Jane Lynch gave one young fellow a blowjob. She killed the poor bastard afterwards and has been trying to get the taste out of her mouth ever since.

  36. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
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    Those pretzels made him thirsty.

  37. Hilary Swank Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    You can’t see them, but you know where that old dude’s eyes are. Just keep walking, Hilz. Don’t look back and ruin his “would.”

  38. Liev Schreiber Grabbing Son Alexander Head
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    This guy has a dynamite voice.

  39. Melanie Chisholm Butt Tight Dress
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    She looks pretty damn good except she needs to be nekkid.

  40. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Gray Beard Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    The confidence of a man carrying several bottles of Purelle.

  41. Hilary Swank Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    That looks like an inverse camel toe to me. What would that be called…??? A kangaroo’s tail?

  42. Tom Cruise Leather Jacket Motorcycle Helmet
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    “Table for one by the men’s room Mr. Cruise ?” “Hell yeah !”

  43. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Knee High Socks
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    You guys can push back on her all you want, ‘cuz I’d take her in a heartbeat. Google her. She’s gorgeous!

  44. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
    malaka
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    i cant wait for the new season of shameless

  45. Lisa Marie Presley Old Weathered Face Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    “Mirror, mirror on the wall ….”

  46. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    malaka
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    looks like they got just the right amount of drugs into her.

  47. Alyson Hannigan Butt Tight Jeans
    malaka
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    she may be awkward and gross but shes got a cute smile, pretty eyes and a cute butt. and that’s all i need.

  48. Prince Harry Playing Rugby With Young Girls Rugby Football Union Schools Coaching Session
    malaka
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    anyone else notice the anonymous hand on the left trying to finger blast that skinny jail bait chick?

  49. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
    Dox
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    “Olivia.. I had a couch in the seventies that looked just like your dress….. Except it actually had purpose.”

  50. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
    Employee
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    HERO

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