The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.17.13

October 17th, 2013 // 442 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly full bounty of shelf ass and Prince Harry being tickled by teenage girls. We try to be an all-encompassing resource, like Wikipedia, but with far less competent sourcing. Which is entirely our justification for making boldly irresponsible assumptions about what could be going on in pictures like Jane Lynch recalling the time she ran into LeAnn Rimes in the bathroom, Olivia Munn physically contacting Anna Wintour, so thankfully she’s now dead and we can all forget about those times she was hired for acting, and Boris Johnson right before asking Helen Mirren how she likes her eggs.

Not a single part of any of that is true, but I’m still going to get paid for today,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cat Greenleaf Chris Noth
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    Cat Greenleaf, Chris Noth and in the middle Sarah Jessica Parker

  2. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
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    Anyone have Caroline’s address? I feel I should send her a fruit basket or something.

  3. Melanie Chisholm Butt Tight Dress
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    Sporty cleans up really nicely.

  4. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    The body language says it all.

  5. Prince Harry Playing Rugby With Young Girls Rugby Football Union Schools Coaching Session
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    Meh, good for him. How many celebrities wouldn’t be bothered to do this kind of thing?

  6. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
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    “Powerful Women”, eh? Smell isn’t everything, Chelsea.

  7. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
    Vlad
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    I separated my shoulder on a swing inside a house.

    Well, I broke my hip with your Dad inside ME!

  8. Lisa Marie Presley Old Weathered Face Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    That hairstyle doesn’t suit her. She should consider wearing her hair down… over her face.

  9. Hilary Swank Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    She looks great. That’s a nice, meaty camel toe.

  10. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butt Daisy Dukes Heels
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    FOAD, you and your entire family.

  11. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
    Vlad
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    Tuna Fingers

  12. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Gray Beard Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    Phil Herass
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    What’s more embarrassing, having Ireland Baldwin as a daughter or having Alec Baldwin as a dad?

  13. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
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    More like Ronald McDonald.

  14. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    cc
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    I like the Addams family better.

  15. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Gray Beard Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    He looks batshit high as a kite.

  16. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
    cc
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    I wished the backstory was something like ‘the Kardashians are a bunch of cunts and Scott Disick is a slimy asshole and I gave them the finger because it was the next best alternative to jumping into the audience and caving their heads in with a win bottle’.

  17. Tom Cruise Leather Jacket Motorcycle Helmet
    cc
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    That’s an odd cast of characters.

  18. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
    cc
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    The new breed ‘the famous nobody’.

  19. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
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    my enemy’s enemy is my friend.
    I love you, catwalk bitch.

  20. Aubrey Plaza Nick Offerman Chris Pratt Adam Scott Parks And Recreation 100th Episode Celebration
    cc
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    I like the artwork behind them. Rembrandt?

  21. Alyson Hannigan Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    This is the scene where she almost escapes but drops her keys and the guy in the white van gets her and forces her to put on white boy shorts.

  22. Prince Harry Playing Rugby With Young Girls Rugby Football Union Schools Coaching Session
    cc
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    Flag rugby? I thought the English were made of sterner stuff. God help them if they play the Irish.

  23. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
    cc
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    I wonder how often she gets rocked at night.

  24. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butt Daisy Dukes Heels
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    I. Detest. Her.

  25. Helen Mirren Boris Johnson Drunk Messy Hair Hong Kong 50th Anniversary Celebrations
    crb
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    “I shay Zhang ode voy don’t look now ‘caushe he’s shtaring royt at me, but zjhis drunken chrasher is trying to gauge de wind-direction by schticking his finger up mah bum. -Would you have any of zhose Kung-Fu-Arshce-Kicking-Triad shecurity vlokes on hand? -Shank Yuh.”

  26. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes Derpface BBC Radio One
    crb
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    “HEEEEE! Aurturrgrayuph… Whut da heyall?!! …PREETY COLOORZZ!!!”

  27. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    crb
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    I thought for a second there, the dude was Scott Weiland and this was a “Faces of Heroin” episode.

  28. Hilary Swank Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    LLBL
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    What a bitch, we can’t both be young Steven Tyler for Holloween!

  29. poop

    its bizarre that you find a 12-year-old-looking girl attractive

  30. Liev Schreiber Grabbing Son Alexander Head
    crb
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    Somehow I think an angel just got its wings.

    And by that I mean, a paparazzo was just garrotted with a red chihuahua leash and now the joyful children of Washington Square Park now practice soccer with his severed head.

  31. Lisa Marie Presley Old Weathered Face Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    crb
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    Wow, Florence Henderson sure does sultry it up when she goes brunette. Rrrowr!

  32. T.I. Wife Tameka Tiny Harris Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    Geez I felt a pang of guilt for mocking Kim K’s ass.

  33. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
    cc
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    Between him and the two lookers over each shoulder this is an event I gladly missed.

  34. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
    cc
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    She’s whistling for her partner.

  35. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
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    That Arkansas Ugly Tree must be as tall as a redwood.

  36. Helen Mirren Boris Johnson Drunk Messy Hair Hong Kong 50th Anniversary Celebrations
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    I was like “oh, look the weird mayor of Lond….OH FUCK HOT ASIAN CHICK!!!!.”

  37. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    What’s Courtney going to do with the money?

  38. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
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    How Jack Palance really died.

  39. Aubrey Plaza Nick Offerman Chris Pratt Adam Scott Parks And Recreation 100th Episode Celebration
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    “What I said was, give me all of the bacon and eggs that you have.”

  40. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
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    “I’m political and stuff cuz my parents fucked.”

  41. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
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    Wiping the fur off her tongue.

  42. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu HR Set
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    This kid will have a needle full of H in his arm by 16.

  43. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson
    mileycyrusis a slut
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    Somewhere there is a window missing its curtains.

  44. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
    mileycyrusis a slut
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    Hmmm, first Bieber, then Simmons, now Lynch with fingers in the mouth….must be a gay recognition signal of some kind.

  45. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
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    Well she certainly is not attractive. I mean the only reason to do her is to say you banged a former President’s and a potential future President’s daughter and even then…

  46. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    These are ‘snorted the heroin exactly 25 minutes ago’ faces

  47. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Gray Beard Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    when handsome men go bad. as in time to discard because OLD.

    • malaka

      nonsense. tell that to sean connery, prince, jack nicholson, clooney,
      kurt russel etc..
      its women who peak early.

  48. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Miniskirt Stars Dance Tour
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    Guess it’s time to refill her de-wormer prescription.

  49. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    I hate Wintour’s hair SO MUCH!.

  50. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Miniskirt Stars Dance Tour
    tlmck
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    Poster child for hanging out with the wrong crowd.

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