The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.17.13

October 17th, 2013 // 442 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly full bounty of shelf ass and Prince Harry being tickled by teenage girls. We try to be an all-encompassing resource, like Wikipedia, but with far less competent sourcing. Which is entirely our justification for making boldly irresponsible assumptions about what could be going on in pictures like Jane Lynch recalling the time she ran into LeAnn Rimes in the bathroom, Olivia Munn physically contacting Anna Wintour, so thankfully she’s now dead and we can all forget about those times she was hired for acting, and Boris Johnson right before asking Helen Mirren how she likes her eggs.

Not a single part of any of that is true, but I’m still going to get paid for today,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
    I'mCool
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    “Here. Put the bullet right here.”

  2. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Knee High Socks
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    yick, someone’s been partying too hard

  3. Lisa Marie Presley Old Weathered Face Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    When did Lisa Marie get AIDS?

  4. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson
    EricLR
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    Finally, his experience helping guide ships through the Panama Canal paid off for Eric.

  5. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
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    Sadly Bieber is the blackest one in the picture.

  6. Lisa Marie Presley Old Weathered Face Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    yourmom
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    We were born on the same day. I take this as evidence I’m doing quite well. Even if I wasn’t invited to Elton John’s fucking party.

  7. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Gray Beard Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    EricLR
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    Oh shit, he’s spotted a paparazzo. Everyone get ready to duck!

  8. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu HR Set
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    You would think she would stick to feeding him out of her mouth like a bird to being in private.

  9. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
    EricLR
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    You can’t embarrass that which has no shame.

  10. Liev Schreiber Grabbing Son Alexander Head
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    Dude looks like a real life werewolf.

  11. Melanie Chisholm Butt Tight Dress
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    Other than the crappy tattoo, she looks fantastic.

  12. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    “I wish he was in an era defining seminal rock band so I could murder he could commit suicide and be remembered fondly forever.”

  13. Tom Cruise Leather Jacket Motorcycle Helmet
    EricLR
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    Sir, your anti-gay injections are ready. And command reports that Subject 1A is now dating Jaimie Fox. Shall we deploy the missiles?

  14. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson
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    Somebody buys her bras at DEB.

  15. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
    EricLR
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    Sorry my dear, but God’s Love doesn’t extend to Asian hookers.

  16. Aubrey Plaza Nick Offerman Chris Pratt Adam Scott Parks And Recreation 100th Episode Celebration
    EricLR
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    Yeah, I’d be looking at her tits too.

  17. Prince Harry Playing Rugby With Young Girls Rugby Football Union Schools Coaching Session
    EricLR
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    Got to be quick on his feet. If one of those girls kisses him, he turns into a frog.

  18. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
    EricLR
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    Sorry, sweetie, you’re supposed to be at the “Fortune To Be Born to Powerful Parents” conference next door.

  19. Prince Harry Playing Rugby With Young Girls Rugby Football Union Schools Coaching Session
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    If she’s reaching for a ball, she’s a little high.

  20. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
    EricLR
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    Phil Wonka, Willy’s gay brother who’s no longer allowed around the Oompa Loompas.

  21. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
    EricLR
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    Oops, got a little Lohan bush in my teeth,

  22. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
    renotastic
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    5% fitness, 95% style

  23. Cat Greenleaf Chris Noth
    EricLR
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    New meme: “Doggie wants to die”

  24. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes Derpface BBC Radio One
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    Bald dude in back: “It’s B…..R…..

  25. Krysta Rodriguez Zachary Levi Scarf NASDAQ
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    One of the nicest guys I’ve ever met

  26. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu HR Set
    EricLR
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    Look, Mommy, I really think we need to spend some time apart. I mean, we did really rush into this thing really fast, and I think we would both benefit from some “me” time, you know? I promise that it’s not you. It’s me. But I’m sure the time apart will only make our love stronger, and I hope you understand that I need my space now.

  27. Hilary Swank Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Her knuckles look razor sharp.

  28. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
    Minky Wail
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    So much for that “If women ruled the world there’s be no wars” idea.

  29. Liev Schreiber Grabbing Son Alexander Head
    EricLR
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    Freddy Krueger: The Early Years.

  30. Lisa Marie Presley Old Weathered Face Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    EricLR
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    You ain’t nothing but a hound dog…

  31. Melanie Chisholm Butt Tight Dress
    EricLR
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    I think I’ve found Jesus.

  32. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Miniskirt Stars Dance Tour
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    Skid marking did not take off for Selina like twerking did for Miley.

  33. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
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    A lot of people don’t know it but this is the human body’s evolutionary response to looking Scott Disick in the eye.

  34. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Daughter Delilah Del Toro
    EricLR
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    I bet even that kid can’t understand what the fuck Benicio Del Toro is saying half the time.

  35. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Knee High Socks
    EricLR
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    Man, West Hollywood used to have the best drag queens in the country. That place has really went to hell.

  36. Lisa Marie Presley Old Weathered Face Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    Ronaldo
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    She might be looking old, but at least she has not followed the footsteps of her mother. That is a horror show with all that plastic surgery.

  37. Alyson Hannigan Butt Tight Jeans
    Minky Wail
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    “How I Stalked Your Mother”

  38. Tom Cruise Leather Jacket Motorcycle Helmet
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    ” So…lots of good pussy here tonight I hope. I love pussy, man. Right! Right? Isn’t pussy the best? Just. Pussy, dude. What else can you say? Right? Am I right? Can’t get enough dicks. FUCK!!!!!” *

    *leaves

  39. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    Let’s see: One. Two. Three. Four. Fi- Yup! He’s going to be molested five times.

  40. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    “I’m sorry dear, but could you step back about 3 steps? You’re tan is giving me sunburn.”

  41. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
    MeanMrsMustard
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    Well here’s proof that they’re all dickheads.

  42. Cat Greenleaf Chris Noth
    The Pope
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    No Chris, it’s called “Talk Stoop” because we’re sitting on a stoop. Ya get it?

  43. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    This is the look I want on my face just before you shotgun blast it across the kitchen

  44. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    ThisWillHurt
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    Clearly taken a page from the Liam Hemsworth “Don’t Even Bother To Act Like You’re Happy To Have Your Picture Taken With This Crazy Bitch” Book.

  45. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
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    I really want to be happy about this, but there’s a part of me that feels like this was set up. Oh, Dear Lord!! Damn, you Kardashians! You’ve somehow managed to take away my ability to enjoy people hating you!! Damn, you to hellllllll!!!

  46. Hilary Swank Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    EricLR
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    Boys Don’t Moisturize

  47. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
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    At what point do you just say, “Comb my hair? Why? It’s just going to get messy again”.

  48. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Daughter Delilah Del Toro
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    Still trying to wrap my head around her and Del Toro having a kid or even hooking up. That is one of the last hookups I ever would have expected.

  49. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
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    “I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I’m not about to throw it all away on some punk like you.”

  50. Helen Mirren Boris Johnson Drunk Messy Hair Hong Kong 50th Anniversary Celebrations
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    I’d like to see that man’s birth certificate.

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