The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.17.13

October 17th, 2013 // 442 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly full bounty of shelf ass and Prince Harry being tickled by teenage girls. We try to be an all-encompassing resource, like Wikipedia, but with far less competent sourcing. Which is entirely our justification for making boldly irresponsible assumptions about what could be going on in pictures like Jane Lynch recalling the time she ran into LeAnn Rimes in the bathroom, Olivia Munn physically contacting Anna Wintour, so thankfully she’s now dead and we can all forget about those times she was hired for acting, and Boris Johnson right before asking Helen Mirren how she likes her eggs.

Not a single part of any of that is true, but I’m still going to get paid for today,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
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    “No, Jane, honey, there aren’t any ‘try-outs’. You can just go ahead and ‘play’ for whichever team you want.”

  2. T.I. Wife Tameka Tiny Harris Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Stop that woman! she’s shoplifting ham! like 7 of them.

  3. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
    Inner Retard
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    Why? Doesn’t she know if she does something like this the terrorists… I mean the Kardashians win?!

  4. Jessica Biel Cameltoe Yoga Pants Shiva And May Set
    Deacon Jones
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    Why cant she post pics like this on her Instagram page, instead of her fucking dog

  5. Tom Cruise Leather Jacket Motorcycle Helmet
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    I bet there’s a contingency that only guys under 5′, 5″ can travel with him

  6. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
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    Backstory to this?

    • Mike Walker

      http://www.celebuzz.com/2013-10-16/caroline-damore-explains-why-she-flipped-off-scott-disick/

      “It was silly and totally taken out of context,” D’Amore told Celebuzz.

      “It’s L.A. Fashion Week and no one really takes it seriously. It’s fun and light and everyone was having a really good time. And lots of people in Scott’s direction were being very silly. So I flipped off that area.”

      “But I’ve known Scott for years and they were all being rowdy over in his direction, so I just joined in.”

      “I would never do that to the adorable Jenner girls. The Kardashians have always supported my career.”

      “I’m absolutely not mad at Scott,” she said with a laugh. “More power to him for having a good time. No drama there. Kids were just being silly.”

  7. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
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    Someone’s been hanging out in Britain too long

    • EricLR

      Just when I think it’s impossible for her to get more hideous, she always finds a way. She’s not a quitter!

  8. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Miniskirt Stars Dance Tour
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Now honey, I don’t want to tell you how to do you concert, but the “Dance” thing is in the fucking name.

  9. Kym Johnson Clevage Legs Slit Dress Grease Sydney Premiere
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    I don’t think the premier of “Grease” requires a theme costume. wipe your face.

  10. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Jermaine Dupri needs to exercise a bit… he’s a few months from being mistaken for Cee lo.

  11. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
    Beer Baron
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    Why is Usher dressing like a Gay Vato Scarecrow?

  12. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    Beer Baron
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    WE’RE HERE TO DO ALL THE DRUGS!

  13. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stuart Weitzman & Gilt Digital Pop-Up Shop Launch
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I see a pic like this and my hand makes a stabbing motion in the direction of wherever Orlando Bloom is.

    My other hand… well, don’t worry about that.

  14. Aubrey Plaza Nick Offerman Chris Pratt Adam Scott Parks And Recreation 100th Episode Celebration
    Beer Baron
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    100 more than I’ve seen.

  15. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
    Inner Retard
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    Olivia is wearing her usual dress from the Easy-Access collection.

  16. Aubrey Plaza Nick Offerman Chris Pratt Adam Scott Parks And Recreation 100th Episode Celebration
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    Is that sign made of bacon? — Nick Offerman

  17. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Gray Beard Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’ve already wished AIDS on 7 photographers here.

  18. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If the sweatpants didn’t already make this a classy affair, the finger did the trick.

  19. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
    alexxx3488
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    During an infant’s oral stage, the primary source of interaction occurs through the mouth…

  20. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
    Visible Ink
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    - You look lovely. Who are you wearing?
    - Vera Wang. And you?
    - Too early to tell. I talked with many producers but the night’s still young.

  21. Alyson Hannigan Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least we have a photo of the guy who kidnapped her.

  22. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
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    I think it is safe to say we all know where Usher’s hand is. Also, don’t know who Usher’s stylist is, but he should fire them, ASAP.

  23. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
    EricLR
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    One person in this picture is flashing gang signs. One is flashing gay signs. Try to guess which.

  24. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stuart Weitzman & Gilt Digital Pop-Up Shop Launch
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    So lovely.

  25. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
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    “So Justin, man. Ever heard of the ‘down low?”

  26. Helen Mirren Boris Johnson Drunk Messy Hair Hong Kong 50th Anniversary Celebrations
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    He always looks like an awesome drunken mess that just woke up from his nap in an alley.

  27. Jessica Biel Cameltoe Yoga Pants Shiva And May Set
    EricLR
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    Looks like wardrobe and makeup are in for a long morning.

  28. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes Derpface BBC Radio One
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    “Shit, what’s my name again?”

  29. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    Safe to say that they both have AIDS?

  30. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
    Inner Retard
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    Careful Richard. If you keep this up you might make a fool of yourself.

  31. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
    EricLR
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    Even his hair plugs are ashamed to be seen with him.

  32. Lisa Marie Presley Old Weathered Face Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    When did Lisa Marie Presley turn 100?

  33. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson
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    Isn’t that Britney’s ex?

  34. Hilary Swank Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Rockin’ bod. Too bad about the mug.

  35. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
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    The fact that she flipped them off makes me want to marry this woman and have babies with her.

  36. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stuart Weitzman & Gilt Digital Pop-Up Shop Launch
    EricLR
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    Wtf is a “digital pop-up shop”? Is that like a digital poop shop? Because *THOSE* I’ve been to.

    • I’m convinced these marketing guys just come up with shit like this to get as many models as possible in one place. Like beautiful moths to their dick-fueled flame.

  37. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
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    Scenes from the children’s classic including “The Weed Miser” were mercifully left on the cutting room floor.

  38. Melanie Chisholm Butt Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How is it that she’s looking better than she did 10 years ago?

  39. Helen Mirren Boris Johnson Drunk Messy Hair Hong Kong 50th Anniversary Celebrations
    EricLR
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    Moose and squirrel slept in Boris’s hair last night.

  40. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    “Sorry honey, I am not interested in having shrimp and cocktail sauce with you”

    She looks like she is about to have Olivia knee-capped with a baseball bat.

  41. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Gray Beard Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    So he’s like, all cool w the gays now???

  42. Alyson Hannigan Butt Tight Jeans
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    She is so cute.

  43. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Miniskirt Stars Dance Tour
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    Not wanting to fall off the stage again, Selena has decided to sit down for the whole set.

  44. Melanie Chisholm Butt Tight Dress
    Inner Retard
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    Who pulled the evil Jedi mind trick on women to make them think covering their skin with tacky tattoos will make them look better?

  45. Prince Harry Playing Rugby With Young Girls Rugby Football Union Schools Coaching Session
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    Women playing rugby, I am assuming that if they are anything like our women softball players, Harry is not exactly their type.

  46. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes Derpface BBC Radio One
    EricLR
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    Wait, how do you spell “to” again?

    Oh screw it, I’ll just use the number 2 instead.

    Oh hell, I can’t spell that neither.

  47. Cat Greenleaf Chris Noth
    yourmom
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    Seen here describing filming love scenes on Sex and the City….

  48. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
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    Ten bucks says she tried to bite her finger off

  49. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    EricLR
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    Is she there to be the “after” picture?

  50. Krysta Rodriguez Zachary Levi Scarf NASDAQ
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    Nope, that scarf does not make you look gay at all.

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