The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.17.13

October 17th, 2013 // 442 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly full bounty of shelf ass and Prince Harry being tickled by teenage girls. We try to be an all-encompassing resource, like Wikipedia, but with far less competent sourcing. Which is entirely our justification for making boldly irresponsible assumptions about what could be going on in pictures like Jane Lynch recalling the time she ran into LeAnn Rimes in the bathroom, Olivia Munn physically contacting Anna Wintour, so thankfully she’s now dead and we can all forget about those times she was hired for acting, and Boris Johnson right before asking Helen Mirren how she likes her eggs.

Not a single part of any of that is true, but I’m still going to get paid for today,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
    BenDoverman
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    I see he’s moisturizing his lips for the inevitable orgy

  2. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Miniskirt Stars Dance Tour
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    With special guest, Chris Brown…

  3. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson
    Cock Dr
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    He was used for seed.
    He’s never getting a ring on it. Never. And that’s ok….don’t feel bad for either one of ‘em.
    You don’t need a ring to be happy when you’ve got 8 bazillion dollars and full access to the natural DD breasts that are attached to those dollars. Live the life Eric.

  4. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Miniskirt Stars Dance Tour
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    So she now has two left hands.
    Thanks Bieber…

  5. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
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    is that shooter from happy gilmore?

  6. Helen Mirren Boris Johnson Drunk Messy Hair Hong Kong 50th Anniversary Celebrations
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    sweet trump hair, brah.

  7. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
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    Love how the one white guy looks more at home in this pic than that little twink…

  8. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    hollyhood
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    klein is getting a contact high from heroin metabolites exhaled from the slagbeast next to him, and all it cost him was giving his soul to that ‘orrible cunt.

  9. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    You never quite expect Elton to bring two disease incubators to the gala…
    What a showman!

  10. Diddy Justin Bieber Usher Jermaine Dupri Instagram
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    P. Puff Diddy Daddy is thinking “Why the hell am I here with this little douche?”

  11. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    AIDS benefits really hit home when they put a face or two of what living with full blown AIDS looks like.

  12. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    Anna has the “Commoner, if you touch me, I will have you skinned” look…
    Then again I am not sure she’s capable of any other look.

  13. Prince Harry Playing Rugby With Young Girls Rugby Football Union Schools Coaching Session
    hollyhood
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    after middleton snagged one, everyone is trying to catch themselves a royal. even if it’s a ginger.

  14. T.I. Wife Tameka Tiny Harris Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Wow, she got Rodney King’ed with the ugly stick…

  15. Prince Harry Playing Rugby With Young Girls Rugby Football Union Schools Coaching Session
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    10 minutes later that girl was executed in Trafalgar Square.

  16. Hilary Swank Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    hollyhood
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    that’s a meaty labia.

  17. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
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    Not one to back away from a challenge, Richard was not about to let them say he couldn’t jam himself up the Jolly Green Giant’s ass…

  18. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
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    Who knew a little whiskey could be so risky?

  19. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
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    Uh… what am I looking at here?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      A loving husband with a wife he adores and numerous kids and grandchildren.

      Squint… he’s in the back there.

  20. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
    Cock Dr
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    I concur.

  21. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
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    Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?

  22. Cat Greenleaf Chris Noth
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    The dog’s look is priceless: Quit it, retard…

  23. Cat Greenleaf Chris Noth
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    Woof.

  24. Cat Greenleaf Chris Noth
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    Holy shit! Cat Greenleaf is my cat’s name!

  25. Liev Schreiber Grabbing Son Alexander Head
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    I’ve seen enough Ray Donovan to know this is the look no one ever wants to see…

  26. Melanie Chisholm Butt Tight Dress
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    Still looks good.

  27. Tom Cruise Leather Jacket Motorcycle Helmet
    Pickle Nose
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    “it’s not a purse, it’s a satchel.”

  28. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes Derpface BBC Radio One
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    Forget interviews and videos, she cant even sign a few letters of her name y’all without BatshitCrazyface.

  29. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
    Cock Dr
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    Some people just can’t accept that St Pats Day only comes once a year….in March.

  30. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes Derpface BBC Radio One
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    Disappointed fans would later find themselves holding a CD case with a large “X” on it.

  31. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Gray Beard Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
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    Beard growing contest, and … GO.

  32. Caroline D'Amore Flipping Off Kylie Jenner Day By Day Fashion Show Runway
    Snooki's Taint
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    “Caroline D’Amore flipping off Kylie Jenner and Scott Disick (not pictured) during the Day By Day Fashion Show in Los Angeles.” Also not pictured: Her ass.

  33. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    Olivia trying her best to give us all a peek of her Golden Heart.

  34. Richard Simmons Green Hair Bedazzled Blazer
    coljack
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    What? There’s no Jolly Gay Riddler in Man of Steel? What a shame!

  35. Chelsea Clinton Double Chin Yellow Teeth FORTUNE Most Powerful Women Summit
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    Hell No.

  36. Krysta Rodriguez Zachary Levi Scarf NASDAQ
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    Chuck vs. The Bell

  37. T.I. Wife Tameka Tiny Harris Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    I spy something NOT so tiny, Tameka.

  38. Melanie Chisholm Butt Tight Dress
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    Knights Templar?

  39. Alyson Hannigan Butt Tight Jeans
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    “We love you, Mulder!”
    “What? Oh. Ohhhhh.”

  40. Christopher McDonald DWI Mugshot
    Inner Retard
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    From the looks of it he still sees the dragon that wants to cut his hair with his dragon balls.

  41. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    The dislike was irrational, of course. Anna thought perhaps it was because the young girl reminded her of how much she missed the sunlight.

  42. Jane Lynch Shoving Fingers In Mouth
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    I guess the LeAnn Rimes diet is catching on.

  43. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Stuart Weitzman & Gilt Digital Pop-Up Shop Launch
    Inner Retard
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    That’s just a beautiful sultry sight to behold.

  44. Cat Greenleaf Chris Noth
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    You know the fart is bad when the dog looks at you.

  45. Helen Mirren Boris Johnson Drunk Messy Hair Hong Kong 50th Anniversary Celebrations
    Inner Retard
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    When did Christina Aguilera get so old?

  46. Prince Harry Playing Rugby With Young Girls Rugby Football Union Schools Coaching Session
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    Hey, what happens in Twickenham, STAYS in Twickenham.

  47. Steve Klein Courtney Love Elton Johns 12th Annual AIDS Foundation Benefit
    Minky Wail
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    I saw this picture before, when it was called “American Gothic”.

  48. Helen Mirren Boris Johnson Drunk Messy Hair Hong Kong 50th Anniversary Celebrations
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    I briefly thought Donald Trump was looking pretty good.

  49. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    I liked Olivia better when she was Asian…and when there was shrimp.

  50. Anna Wintour Olivia Munn Cleavage Bending Over Gods Love We Deliver 2013 Golden Heart Awards Celebration
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    Olivia seen wearing something from the Power Girl evening wear line.

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