The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.11.12

October 11th, 2012 // 580 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.

Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
    NattyIce
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    “Yeah, I’ve seen you guys do your ‘Kim Kardashian’ impression, like, a million times. It’s gotten old already.”

  2. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    Jesse Spencer on House was the shit, and taylor kinney is hot AF. Somebody photoshop gaga out of this picture and put me in? I have better boobs I swear

  3. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
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    I would kill for those shoes.

  4. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    In my imagination, this is what courtney stodden would’ve looked like had she not met doug.

  5. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
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    There are so many pictures of this family on bikes. Honestly, it’s kind of sweet. But I just have this feeling liev is a cheating pervert. Call me crazy.

  6. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    Commented on this photo:

    How did skarsgard not break her?

  7. Rumer Willis Cleavage
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    There could be so much she could do with her money to try to look better, but instead she makes her hair look fucking stupid. I just don’t get it.

  8. Jennifer Garner Ambassador Save The Children
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    She was kickass in Alias. I wonder if she resents her husband. I mean, I’d be pissed if I had to give up a fledgling career so my husband could make shitty box office bombs and bang young girls. (except for the town. the town was awesome).

  9. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    It ain’t gay in a three way…wait, is that Jared Leto??

  10. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    France, we see your one Gerard Depardieu, and raise you one Nic Cage. Your move.

  11. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    Kelsey
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a nubbin.

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    Alice Pooper
    Commented on this photo:

    crazy meth head

  13. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    Commented on this photo:

    More like Skull skincare, amirite?

  14. Jennifer Garner Ambassador Save The Children
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ms. Garner! Ms. Garner! What is the term Native Americans use when they talk about their women?”
    “SQUAAAAAW!”

  15. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    elephantman
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel sorry for her. You know you guys can be pretty damn mean, Trust me I have my moments too. But if she read the comments you guys left she would probably cry. Not one of the comments was nice. Oh well I’m just being nice today, sorry.

  16. Kimberly Stewart Daughter Delilah Fake Moustache
    ozmosis
    Commented on this photo:

    The morning sun, when it’s in your face, really shows your age.

  17. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
    celebutard
    Commented on this photo:

    I still have no idea what Latisse is but judging from this photo, I think I can officially rule out teeth whitening.

  18. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
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    Immensely stupid hair.

  19. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    missloopy
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    i love his eyebrows so hard.

  20. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Estee Lauder Companies Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign
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    She was married to some Indian guy for awhile, then married some other guy recently. What’s that? I need a life? Sigh.

  21. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    i thought this fucker died like 5 years ago?

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did you want me to wait over there?”
    “No, what we said was Get the fuck outta here!”

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Miss Kardashian, Dignity and self respect are this way.”
    “I heard you. I will be over here.”

  24. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

  25. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he’s fixed himself more than a few breakfasts, and lunches, and dinners, and snacks, and midnight meals since he quit TV.

  26. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, what are the chances of Willis and Cage ending up on the same flight…oh…it’s Equestrian Airways…never mind!

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    squishy
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    Like a troll doll recently buzzed due to electro therapy hair damage!

  28. Larry King
    squishy
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    Larry gives the lone paparazzi a tenner and he runs to join his mates clocking the Kardashians…its good to be King!!

  29. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Richard I hate that your retired now and can eat whatever you want and I’m still stuck in TV hell sucking back salads and sushi?”
    Miss you Stargate!!

  30. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Richard I hate that your retired now and can eat whatever you want and I’m still stuck in TV hell sucking back salads and sushi!!”
    Miss you Stargate!!

  31. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t realize the Amish went Hollywood!

  32. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m no Silverstone so close your mouth’s bitches!!

  33. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now lets take that scene again with your trap shut Ben!”

  34. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    SJP must be so relieved, she finally made it to the right Gala! Unfortunately, she proceeded to burn her own coat trying to light up with her equestrian friends…

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Spanx works on one side, but has an aversion to the other???

  36. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    HollywoodOutsider
    Commented on this photo:

    Howard Hughes wants to put wings on her and break the air speed record.

  37. Jennifer Garner Ambassador Save The Children
    HollywoodOutsider
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    I’m cool with Garner. That is all.

  38. Mollie King Bikini Surfing
    Coxman
    Commented on this photo:

    I need a bag of dicks in there.
    There’s like no dicks

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