Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.
Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?
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I think it would be perfectly fine to stop posting photos of this guy for a while…
Plastic surgery done right.
From the lost episode where Lamont has a daughter and gets his own spinoff.
Did someone say “Chocolate”?
T-shirt threads are trying to strangle him… which proves that there is a God…
I thought Bobby Fischer was dead?
Some day a father will tell his kids “and that’s the time I was thrown out of a Justin Bieber concert for screaming Do Ice Ice Baby!” His kids will look at him and say “Who the hell is Justin Bieber?”
That will be a great day
KASOTC = Kissing and sucking on the cock
“Und de penguin looks down at his shirt and sez, “Noooo, silly, dat’s chust ice cream.”
I really do love her sweater puppies. I wonder if she needs someone to take them out of a walk…
**out FOR a walk…hahahaha…I really hate typos.
“Ladies and gentlemen, lately I’ve found when I do this it feels good. What does that mean?”
“I can’t believe you charge this much for a real marijuana cigarette.”
“Which one is Letterman. Where’s Letterman? Damnit, I want to see Letterman…”
She walked in the front door and told her husband, “Oh sweetheart…I bought some flavored douche.” Her old man asked, “What flavor, honeybunny?” And she answered, “Tuna!”
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That’s fucking awesome.
I have no words for how amazing that is. it’s sad some kids these days don’t know the significan of macgyver (or a paper clip)
Just.
Fucking.
Beautiful.
I suspect that idiot thinks he’s Shaun White…“Dude, get a fucking haircut. You look like an ugly chick.”
“Vincent is an incredible, hard-working director and a rigid task-master. We rehearsed that one scene over and over and over, for l-o-n-n-n-n-g hours, day after day after day, until I eventually got it down right.”
The poor thing has to run around in circles in the shower just so she can get wet.
That visual is amazing.
“Better run, guys. My lunch just got here in a pretty black dress…”
Oh, it’s a transsexual reenactment of Weekend at Bernie’s.
“Are you my real mommy? Cuz daddy bangs a lot of whores.”
I’ve always liked her dad, almost always liked her mom. If she’s happy, I’m happy. If she’s NOT happy…I don’t really give a fuck!
Dynamite eyes and a gorgeous smile.
Nice tits, too!
I thought that was Sebastian Bach sitting next to Nicholas Cage.
I’ve always been aware of her breasts.
Thought Bubble: “Is this right…or maybe left…?”
So his “performances” are just him jerking off on stage? Then how come I don’t make millions of dollars too?
Loved Jesse Spencer on “House”
or, as i know him, his early work on the aussie soap “neighbours”
He showing us how his ex-wife views him.
That’s right, baby. Play with that hose.
This dude’s still alive?!
Still fucking beautiful. I totally would.
I’d like her a lot more if she wasn’t a home wrecker.
agreed. and then someone else wrecked their relationship. karma, it’s a sweet, sweet bitch
I want to wreck her home
The girl’s not bad. Would bone. Don’t get me started on the dude.
I have a serious soft spot for this woman. She’s fucking awesome.
In all seriousness, I respect your ability to respect awesome people and make fun of douches. You have great taste mr. zaloog.
I say the same to you, Meg.
Promotional photo for Larry’s new game show ‘ Who wants a crisp Fiver ‘.
The last time she held a hose that big the guys standing around her weren’t wearing rubber.
Beautiful couple.
It’s been weird watching her waste away over the years.
Fucking sexy.
She’s getting her figure back.
Sexy.
“Ugh. Mommy should have swallowed you like all the others.”
Don’t look up. Don’t look up. Don’t look up. Dang, you looked up.
Method acting in prep for, “Bobby Fischer, The Crazy Years.”
this isn’t going to end well.
Interesting fact, if you attach a basket and put a propane burner between her legs, she can be used as a hot air balloon.
I thought hobos were supposed to ASK for money, not give it to you. Hmm. Weird.
What person decides to not go home to this, and instead pick up Divine Brown?