The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.11.12

October 11th, 2012 // 580 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.

Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I think it would be perfectly fine to stop posting photos of this guy for a while…

  2. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Estee Lauder Companies Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign
    SexJihaad9/11
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    Plastic surgery done right.

  3. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    Matt
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    From the lost episode where Lamont has a daughter and gets his own spinoff.

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Did someone say “Chocolate”?

  5. Richard Grieco Hat Red Sunglasses The Sessions Premiere
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    T-shirt threads are trying to strangle him… which proves that there is a God…

  6. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    Oz Matters
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    I thought Bobby Fischer was dead?

  7. Justin Bieber
    Zero
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    Some day a father will tell his kids “and that’s the time I was thrown out of a Justin Bieber concert for screaming Do Ice Ice Baby!” His kids will look at him and say “Who the hell is Justin Bieber?”

    That will be a great day

  8. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    CanadiaDan
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    KASOTC = Kissing and sucking on the cock

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
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    “Und de penguin looks down at his shirt and sez, “Noooo, silly, dat’s chust ice cream.”

  10. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
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    I really do love her sweater puppies. I wonder if she needs someone to take them out of a walk…

  11. Justin Bieber
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    “Ladies and gentlemen, lately I’ve found when I do this it feels good. What does that mean?”

  12. Larry King
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    “I can’t believe you charge this much for a real marijuana cigarette.”

  13. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
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    “Which one is Letterman. Where’s Letterman? Damnit, I want to see Letterman…”

  14. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
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    She walked in the front door and told her husband, “Oh sweetheart…I bought some flavored douche.” Her old man asked, “What flavor, honeybunny?” And she answered, “Tuna!”

  15. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/12/macgyver-multitool-340_403.jpg[/img]

  16. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    Just.
    Fucking.
    Beautiful.

  17. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    I suspect that idiot thinks he’s Shaun White…“Dude, get a fucking haircut. You look like an ugly chick.”

  18. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
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    “Vincent is an incredible, hard-working director and a rigid task-master. We rehearsed that one scene over and over and over, for l-o-n-n-n-n-g hours, day after day after day, until I eventually got it down right.”

  19. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
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    The poor thing has to run around in circles in the shower just so she can get wet.

  20. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
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    “Better run, guys. My lunch just got here in a pretty black dress…”

  21. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
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    Oh, it’s a transsexual reenactment of Weekend at Bernie’s.

  22. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
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    “Are you my real mommy? Cuz daddy bangs a lot of whores.”

  23. Rumer Willis Cleavage
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    I’ve always liked her dad, almost always liked her mom. If she’s happy, I’m happy. If she’s NOT happy…I don’t really give a fuck!

  24. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
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    Dynamite eyes and a gorgeous smile.
    Nice tits, too!

  25. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
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    I thought that was Sebastian Bach sitting next to Nicholas Cage.

  26. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Estee Lauder Companies Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign
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    I’ve always been aware of her breasts.

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    Thought Bubble: “Is this right…or maybe left…?”

  28. Justin Bieber
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    So his “performances” are just him jerking off on stage? Then how come I don’t make millions of dollars too?

  29. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    Loved Jesse Spencer on “House”

  30. Larry King
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    He showing us how his ex-wife views him.

  31. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
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    That’s right, baby. Play with that hose.

  32. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    This dude’s still alive?!

  33. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
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    Still fucking beautiful. I totally would.

  34. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    I’d like her a lot more if she wasn’t a home wrecker.

  35. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    The girl’s not bad. Would bone. Don’t get me started on the dude.

  36. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
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    I have a serious soft spot for this woman. She’s fucking awesome.

  37. Larry King
    mbcl
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    Promotional photo for Larry’s new game show ‘ Who wants a crisp Fiver ‘.

  38. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
    tito
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    The last time she held a hose that big the guys standing around her weren’t wearing rubber.

  39. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
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    Beautiful couple.

  40. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
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    It’s been weird watching her waste away over the years.

  41. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
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    Fucking sexy.

  42. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
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    She’s getting her figure back.

  43. Rose McGowan Corset Tights Madonna Concert
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    Sexy.

  44. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
    Raoul
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    “Ugh. Mommy should have swallowed you like all the others.”

  45. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
    tlmck
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    Don’t look up. Don’t look up. Don’t look up. Dang, you looked up.

  46. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    Yoda Mann
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    Method acting in prep for, “Bobby Fischer, The Crazy Years.”

  47. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    hijkmno
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    this isn’t going to end well.

  48. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Silky Johnson
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    Interesting fact, if you attach a basket and put a propane burner between her legs, she can be used as a hot air balloon.

  49. Larry King
    Gross Old Man
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    I thought hobos were supposed to ASK for money, not give it to you. Hmm. Weird.

  50. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Estee Lauder Companies Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign
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    What person decides to not go home to this, and instead pick up Divine Brown?

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