The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.11.12

October 11th, 2012 // 580 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.

Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Where can I buy one of those PEZ dispensers????

  2. Kimberly Stewart Daughter Delilah Fake Moustache
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    There are several ways how not to hold a child. She’s got them all covered.

    • Also, “fashion designer” has officially become standard Wikipediaish for “unproductive adult female living off daddy’s royalties”.

  3. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    What a coincidence. Today I took a poop and it was cornish too!

  4. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
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    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
    braaaaaaaaap!

  5. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
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    As funny as that picture of Bratt is, I can’t stop staring at the smelling-my-own-farts guy.

  6. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    Number 2
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    Good for her, she looks happy and pretty good!

  7. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
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    Wouldn’t mind Teigen her back to my room!

    [I know... feel free to vote that one down]

  8. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    jones
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    Doesn’t anyone else notice his tie and that it has some little piglets sporadically killing some other yellow animals on it. Very, very strange, indeed.

  9. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
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    If I got seated next to Nick Cage on a plane I would probably just keep making “Con Air” references until he asked to be moved.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
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    Isn’t this the scene where he takes his head off and it’s actually a bomb?

  11. Larry King
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    Here take it, don’t tell your mother

  12. Larry King
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    He just pulled that out from behind a paparazzi’s ear. Ta-da!

  13. Larry King
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    This is how you ask for a hand job when you don’t speak the local language.

  14. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
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    Naturally I called the fire department Ms. Hayak. I mean, you’re smokin’. – Me, moments before “closing the deal”.

  15. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    Why am I just positive that mustache smells like Janis Joplin?

  16. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
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    I’m sorry I’m late. I got stuck behind Brooke Shields.

  17. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
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    Check it out…exploding pine cone app.

  18. Richard Grieco Hat Red Sunglasses The Sessions Premiere
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    I want to live in a universe where he voices the Geico gecko.

  19. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
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    She’s also too rich.

  20. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
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    She looks like she’d be fun to wrestle with.

  21. Rumer Willis Cleavage
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    Skeet Ulrich, the stinkiest of all photo-bombers.

  22. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    j/k
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    I knew it was Gaga because no one was looking at her tits.

  23. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    savedatwins
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    fucking irs. fucking southwest. that has to be what he’s thinking

  24. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
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    That duff could be a little more hillary for my tastes.

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    “I don’t think I’m up to this”, said the fun-house mirror.

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    You know, I never really thought about this, and I’m not even trying to be funny. She must have a crazy-wide cooter as well.

  27. Rose McGowan Corset Tights Madonna Concert
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    Valet #1 – “I would tap that.”
    Valet #2 – “I just did.”

  28. Kimberly Stewart Daughter Delilah Fake Moustache
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    Is she going as the Heisman trophy for Halloween?

  29. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
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    So Posh and Sporty had a baby…

  30. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Estee Lauder Companies Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign
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    She’s already done so much for breast awareness.

  31. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    bewbs
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    She even has two chins on her chest!

  32. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Vlad
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    Is that Jesse Spencer on the right? The dude from House?

    • PerthGirl

      Sure is. Jesse is in the new show – Chicago Fire with Taylor Kinney (the other dude in the photo) who has the dubious honour of being Gaga’s “special friend”

  33. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    Vlad
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    Looks like McGyver performed his own plastic surgery with a shoelace and the pull tab from a beer can

  34. Richard Grieco Hat Red Sunglasses The Sessions Premiere
    Vlad
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    See Depp, after my 3 hours on a tanning bed, I can play an Indian too!

  35. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    oldfool
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    Leaving Las Vegas—in Coach.

  36. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    pipedreamer
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    That’s HIGH PRAISE!

  37. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    pipedreamer
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    “My favorite part of Christmas? The 8 Maids-a-Milking, of course!”

  38. Justin Bieber
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    In other news, Justin Beiber startled his fans when he unexpectedly started to masturbate during a concert

  39. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Mwaddams
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    It’s not gay if it’s a three way.

  40. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
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    GET OFF THE LANE BITCH!!!
    yeah get off the lane bitch!!!!

  41. Justin Bieber
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    I can’t believe thirty thousand people don’t just all start laughing when he walks out on stage.

  42. Larry King
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    He does this every time a black person walks up to him.

  43. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    Santa drops a little acid this time of year to loosen up before the season. Then he starts growing his beard and beats his elves to get ready.

  44. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
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    Who needs to MacGyver shit when you’ve got one of these things.

  45. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    MFer
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    Girls got nipples everywhere.

  46. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    This picture would have been better if she had worn a shirt with a picture of his face on it.

  47. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
    Minky Wail
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    Is Andrew Zimmerman there to try eating her pussy?

  48. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    Big.

  49. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    Minky Wail
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    Fred Willard’s working again?

  50. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    Sandoucheky
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    I never thought nose-fucking was possible till now

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