Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.
Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?
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You’d better move it along before… Crosby Steals your Stash.
Hispanic, I mean Latino, I mean Indian, I mean…Hell, he can’t jump.
Looks like its time for another round of lypo.
But no matter how loud they sang, she didn’t look. She didn’t care what the wheels on the bus were doing. Not one damn bit.
Her hips are wider than her shoulders ouch!
Looks like a leaky toothpaste tube.
Exaaaaaaactly! And she’s the toothpaste.
“Vin weasel” is pissed that she decided to stop to pose for a photo
No one ever wants their figure described as ‘overly large rotten pear’.
Talisa must be so proud.
“Oh thank god! For a moment I thought he was pointing a gun at me. Whew! Ok, my dear. Down you go again.”
If Ron Howard and Rebecca Lobo had a baby together, I imagine it would grow up to look like this.
White Men Can’t Frolic
But it looks like he could pirouette and plié like a motherfucker, yo!
Grand jeté was my first thought when I saw this picture. Still is.
She looks like a mennonite lesbian.
“Wow, how much do I have to drink before she starts to look good?”
You’ll die first.
lulz
That’s what I love about Tia Carrere, man. I get older, she stays the same age.
That hairstyle looked better on Lion-O.
I love Nicolas Cage.
Dude is keeping it frighteningly real. I approve.
Perky!
He misread the invite as “Sweaty Stockingcaps Premiere”.
They caught him auditioning for Springtime for Hitler.
Arnie is a big fan of show tunes.
I thought is was a rumor but it looks as though she does in fact skip three teeth when she brushes. Superstition is my guess why. She doesn’t want to go crazy again.
In his best Rodney Dangerfield impression
“Take my hose…..please”
Fail. That was Henny Youngman.
That’s a spring/summer flavored dress but WTF…she looks sugarplum sweet in it.
I like to think it’d be spring all year round in Abbie’s company.
At $7 per drink on the flight and considering his financial situation, I’m pretty sure he was drunk before he got on.
“This is my happy face”
He’s looking more and more like the “Two weeks” lady from Total Recall with each passing day.
It’s so New York City youth hipster that it hurts.
“ahhh he just sat on my nuts”
See skinny doesn’t always mean attractive.
Whats gonna hit the ground first, her chin or her boobs?
I smell kim.
Performing what? A vaginectomy?
What a good sport she is.
Well done, all. Friggin’ hilarious!
“Masters of Photography”, me arse. If they were any kind of masters, this would be an upskirt shot.
He’s paying cash for his ” Little Monster ” card. He’s a real Lady Gaga freak.
I’m not sure how that’s supposed to save the children. It might prevent a few children…
She’s like Crisco… a little fat in the can.
“A little”? Look again. At both her and the Crisco nutrition information.
Material Girl, yes… but exactly what material?
Not pictured ” the trampoline he sprung from”.
now i know where they got the inspiration for the new version of Lily Munster.
Kneepads… good thinking!
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My God, her rolls have rolls… has she no shame…. err, right!
Check me out! I’m Kim Kardadhian with her bigass hips!
I saw those hips several pictures back on Kim, but she didn’t have on a wetsuit.
Mustache legend.
Also, epic intake of assorted drugs endurance legend.
Might be going a tad too method on her Big Love role.
I likes the Schreiber. Dunno, seems like a a cool dude.
By all accounts, he seems so.
He has a dynamite speaking voice.
What sold me was the Pap’s shot of him ripping a fart on his kids head. That’s father material.
Teehee, baby toes!
What, I’m a dad.