The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.11.12

October 11th, 2012 // 580 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.

Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?

- Photo Boy

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  1. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    Bionic_Crouton
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    You’d better move it along before… Crosby Steals your Stash.

  2. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
    The Pope
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    Hispanic, I mean Latino, I mean Indian, I mean…Hell, he can’t jump.

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Jade
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    Looks like its time for another round of lypo.

  4. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
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    But no matter how loud they sang, she didn’t look. She didn’t care what the wheels on the bus were doing. Not one damn bit.

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Boo
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    Her hips are wider than her shoulders ouch!

  6. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    tlmck
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    Looks like a leaky toothpaste tube.

  7. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Vin weasel” is pissed that she decided to stop to pose for a photo

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    No one ever wants their figure described as ‘overly large rotten pear’.

  9. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
    tlmck
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    Talisa must be so proud.

  10. Kimberly Stewart Daughter Delilah Fake Moustache
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    “Oh thank god! For a moment I thought he was pointing a gun at me. Whew! Ok, my dear. Down you go again.”

  11. Jennifer Garner Ambassador Save The Children
    The Pope
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    If Ron Howard and Rebecca Lobo had a baby together, I imagine it would grow up to look like this.

  12. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
    ThisWillHurt
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    White Men Can’t Frolic

  13. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She looks like a mennonite lesbian.

  14. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    lawn
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    “Wow, how much do I have to drink before she starts to look good?”

  15. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
    David Wooderson
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    That’s what I love about Tia Carrere, man. I get older, she stays the same age.

  16. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    The Pope
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    That hairstyle looked better on Lion-O.

  17. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
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    I love Nicolas Cage.

  18. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    lawn
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    Perky!

  19. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    He misread the invite as “Sweaty Stockingcaps Premiere”.

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    The Royal Penis
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    They caught him auditioning for Springtime for Hitler.

    Arnie is a big fan of show tunes.

  21. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
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    I thought is was a rumor but it looks as though she does in fact skip three teeth when she brushes. Superstition is my guess why. She doesn’t want to go crazy again.

  22. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
    Ismoss
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    In his best Rodney Dangerfield impression
    “Take my hose…..please”

  23. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Screening
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a spring/summer flavored dress but WTF…she looks sugarplum sweet in it.

  24. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
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    At $7 per drink on the flight and considering his financial situation, I’m pretty sure he was drunk before he got on.

  25. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    Ismoss
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    “This is my happy face”

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
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    He’s looking more and more like the “Two weeks” lady from Total Recall with each passing day.

  27. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    Cock Dr
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    It’s so New York City youth hipster that it hurts.

  28. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
    Ismoss
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    “ahhh he just sat on my nuts”

  29. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    Ismoss
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    See skinny doesn’t always mean attractive.

  30. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Ismoss
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    Whats gonna hit the ground first, her chin or her boobs?

  31. Jennifer Garner Ambassador Save The Children
    Ismoss
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    I smell kim.

  32. Justin Bieber
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    Performing what? A vaginectomy?

  33. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
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    What a good sport she is.

  34. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    Well done, all. Friggin’ hilarious!

  35. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
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    “Masters of Photography”, me arse. If they were any kind of masters, this would be an upskirt shot.

  36. Larry King
    Bigalkie
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    He’s paying cash for his ” Little Monster ” card. He’s a real Lady Gaga freak.

  37. Jennifer Garner Ambassador Save The Children
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    I’m not sure how that’s supposed to save the children. It might prevent a few children…

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    She’s like Crisco… a little fat in the can.

  39. Rose McGowan Corset Tights Madonna Concert
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    Material Girl, yes… but exactly what material?

  40. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
    Bigalkie
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    Not pictured ” the trampoline he sprung from”.

  41. Rose McGowan Corset Tights Madonna Concert
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    now i know where they got the inspiration for the new version of Lily Munster.

  42. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
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    Kneepads… good thinking!

  43. Rose McGowan Corset Tights Madonna Concert
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    [img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/302128_10151093499821872_1921236743_n.jpg[/img]

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Radadoon
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    My God, her rolls have rolls… has she no shame…. err, right!

  45. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    Snack pack
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    Check me out! I’m Kim Kardadhian with her bigass hips!

  46. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    Radadoon
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    I saw those hips several pictures back on Kim, but she didn’t have on a wetsuit.

  47. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    Mustache legend.
    Also, epic intake of assorted drugs endurance legend.

  48. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
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    Might be going a tad too method on her Big Love role.

  49. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
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    I likes the Schreiber. Dunno, seems like a a cool dude.

  50. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
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    Teehee, baby toes!
    What, I’m a dad.

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