The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.11.12

October 11th, 2012 // 580 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.

Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
    1NDUN
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    Peek-’o-boob.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    She pregnant……right?

  3. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    cc
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    All joking aside, she’s quite adorable.

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Animal
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    Beautiful woman, hot figure!!!

  5. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
    your mom
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    My nipples are twice as old as Lindsay Lohan, and yet, twice as perky.

  6. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Wow! An app that morphs you into Fred Willard!

  7. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Throw in a pitchfork and you’ve got American Gothic.

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    1NDUN
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    The bottom half of that dress looks like a whoopie cushion. Don’t pull that finger.

  9. Richard Grieco Hat Red Sunglasses The Sessions Premiere
    your mom
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    So, his new agent’s plan for reviving his carreer is to go to as many openings & events as he can until someone recognizes him and gives him a job… how does the Johnny Depp/John Meyer costume fit in?

  10. Larry King
    Swearin
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    “Hello, Death. Here’s money, now go away”

  11. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I know airlines will ship human remains, but they usually don’t put them in a seat.

  12. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    The Pope
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    “They somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane. And then somehow managed to let them take it over. And then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle.”

  13. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
    seriouslynow
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    She looks good here, the fivehead is well disguised.

  14. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
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    Poor guy…you know he’s trying to focus his eyes long enough to see if that chick really is as ugly as she seems.

  15. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    Swearin
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    “O’Neal to Stargate Command! They’re out of shrimp puffs! Open the iris and get us the hell out of here!”

  16. Justin Bieber
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    so Biebs just jerks his dick and pukes on stage now? How is it I’m not famous?

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    your mom
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    ummm… your girdle is FAILING.

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    vandinz
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    Horrible cunt. There, I said it.

  19. Larry King
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    “Here’s five bucks…now go remind people I’m still alive”

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Wow, she looks quite presentable. For the country fair moo cow 600 to 800 lbs division.

  21. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
    ahyeahboy
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    pssst….I have a secret….I pee standing up.

  22. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
    The Pope
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    “Whooo do aye calllll to say de es-cal-a-TOR is not working?”

  23. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    As god is my witness, I thought he was dead.

    This photo isn’t particularly convincing either.

  24. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Dammit! Even without makeup and in frumpy clothes she is still gorgeous!

  25. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    ahyeahboy
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    shouldn’t these two be at the screening of Seven Psychopaths?

  26. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
    GenYgirl
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    She really has a white woman’s ass, doesn’t she…

  27. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
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    I’ve got that sinking feeling that we’re only a few months away from her posing nude in Playboy to prove that she’s still sexy.

    Spoiler: she’s not.

  28. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
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    MacGyver may be getting old, but he built that thing out of some rubber bands, an old lcd display, and a 9volt battery…AND he has the new iPhone.

  29. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    Sheppy
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    And by ‘Nightlife’, they literally mean nocturnal forest dwelling animals.

  30. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    damn, I don’t remember…what kills the children of the corn?

  31. Justin Bieber
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    “*whew* Thank god all the puking didn’t manage to loosen the super glue on my fake penis.”

  32. Rose McGowan Corset Tights Madonna Concert
    Allison Wunderlan
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    It’s Victoria Principal’s new “Hooker Wear” line.

  33. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    Sheppy
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    Shiny.
    …And I’m not talking about the dress.

  34. Larry King
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    I think he thought the paparazzi needed some food money. I mean they are taking photos of Larry King.

  35. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
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    “…well, frankly it tasted kind of greasy…just like you’d expect from looking at him”

  36. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
    Sheppy
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    Yes please.

  37. Larry King
    jorge
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    park my car and take this fiver you scallywag!

  38. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    tlmck
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    Benny Hill is still alive?

  39. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    The Pope
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    Note to self: Make a hoodie with a picture of Kelly Brook on it.

  40. Kimberly Stewart Daughter Delilah Fake Moustache
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Not shown: Jennifer Aniston standing in front of her shouting, “Homely, my tight ass! Karma’s a bitch, Kim.”

  41. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    jorge
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    diabeetus

  42. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    Allison Wunderlan
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    “Off with her head,” said King Henry the VIII.

  43. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    The Pope
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    “Can you believe that I played the girl and Hillary Swank played the girl that pretended to be a guy?”

  44. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Hey Salma! Put the hose down and slide down my pole! OH!”

  45. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    kimmykimkim
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    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :drool,slurp,snort: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..

  46. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    tlmck
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    Kind of reminds me of that old country song: “I’ve never gone to bed with any ugly women, but I’ve sure woke up with a few”.

  47. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    Joe
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    Elisabeth Shue has really let herself go.

  48. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    Club so hard muthafuckers wanna stake me…

  49. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
    The Pope
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    Okay, she’s dull, but that seems a bit harsh.

  50. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    tlmck
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    The brother that Wilford Brimley never talks about.

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