The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.11.12

October 11th, 2012 // 580 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.

Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    coco channel
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    I wish that bitches nose was bigger. Might cover up even more of her insufferable hideousness.

  2. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    Josie
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    he looks high as fkkkkkkkk

  3. Larry King
    cc
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    ‘Here! Take my picture!’

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    bbiowa
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    So Pinocchio is still made of wood but Chuckie turned human? Unfair.

  5. Justin Bieber
    John Riley
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    And there’s another lucky fan… ew right in the eye.

  6. Justin Bieber
    Josie
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    is he jerkin off?

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
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    “Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell a maid’s bum!”

  8. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
    Boobie-boo
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    Finally. A dress that says “look at my earrings”.

  9. Justin Bieber
    Douche
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    Itchy. Scratch and sniff!

  10. Justin Bieber
    1NDUN
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    “Twink hole twink hole a little scarred
    Usher rammed it in too far”

  11. Mollie King Bikini Surfing
    DeucePickle
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    Why would they make a music video ?
    No one watches those anymore. Mainly because there isn’t a channel that shows them anymore. There used to be, although I don’t recall the name of it.

  12. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
    bbiowa
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    That’s got to be a Walmart knock-off of the real thing (the bag, not the purse).

    • Yeah, if only she was on a hit TV show that pays her several million dollars a year. Or if only she was engaged to a rich businessman who comes from one of the wealthiest families in America. If only.

  13. Larry King
    Troll's Nighmare
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    No, thanks. Whatever I promised just take the money and consider it an annulment.

  14. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    Most emo prison photo ever.

  15. Richard Grieco Hat Red Sunglasses The Sessions Premiere
    coco channel
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    Simian lifeform. Planet of the Apes sequel should hire him and save on make up.

  16. Larry King
    bbiowa
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    Valet parking in the Shire?

  17. Justin Bieber
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    Showering the adoring crowd with “love”.

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Pepper's Pot
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    WTF…. i think another 3-4 Spanx are needed here.

  19. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    bbiowa
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    He’s on his third liver but only his second woolly hat.

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    coco channel
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    you could build a one bedroom apartment in her vulva

  21. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
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    Left Fireman: Looking at hose
    Right Fireman: Grabbing the hose
    Middle Fireman: Grabbing the ho’s ass

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    The average person farts enough in one day to fill a balloon. Kim’s is the size of New Jersey.

  23. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    Angel
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    I totally would wreck that! Any girl who says otherwise is just lying; we would literally put anything with a penis inside of us given the chance. We have vaginas. We have needs.

  24. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
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    She’s taking her love of blow jobs seriously and bought a shower cap.

  25. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Proof that UFOs do crossbreed with humans.

  26. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    Jman
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    And here we all thought Russell Brand came up with his own style.

  27. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    In the words of the great George Carlin “Gettin HIGH One The Airplane!”

  28. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    cc
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    How can you tell if a Canadian has money? Look for a snazzy toque.

  29. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    cc
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    Don’t laugh, this motherfucker was banging Teri Hatcher when she was at her peak.

  30. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    Jman
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    There wasn’t enough time to spark up before and they’re not allowed to drink inside. You’d look this way too.

  31. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Screening
    cc
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    Gee, you wouldn’t notice her in a crowded room…

  32. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Gallagher has really let himself go

  33. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Nick isn’t wasted; his eyelids are just fighting the gravitational pull of her schnozz.

  34. Sofia Vergara Butt Yoga Pants
    Animal
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    Hot bum!!!

  35. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
    DeucePickle
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    Getting…hotter.
    Stay on target.
    Almost….there.
    Stay on target.

    • 1NDUN

      That character’s name was actually Porkins. Even MacFarlane didn’t bother trying to make that funnier.

  36. Larry King
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    Five bucks to shine my suspenders.

  37. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    cc
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    Regrettably, the ‘I Swallow’ t-shirts were so sellers.

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    No denying that she is a horrible vacuous waste of human flesh, but I would tear that shit up if given a chance. I just wouldn’t talk to her.

  39. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    Animal
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    Blowing Vincent Gallo clearly does not enhance one’s appearance.

  40. Kimberly Stewart Daughter Delilah Fake Moustache
    DeucePickle
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    Sweet baby ‘stache

  41. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    cc
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    How do you recognize a Canadian with no money? Look for the stupid looking toque worn by a guy who gives a shit about Rumer Willis.

  42. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    Animal
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    I just drew a perfect likeness of her using only one line and a circle.

  43. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
    Josie
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    beautiful

  44. Kimberly Stewart Daughter Delilah Fake Moustache
    Jman
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    You can’t fool me! This is Benicio’s illegitimate child with an ex drug whore.

  45. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
    Animal
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    Too much Celine Dion for my tastes.

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Josie
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    shes stunning but she better check on her spanxs

  47. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    The problem here is , shes unfortunate looking to begin with,
    add to it the ridiculous outfits. They always look GOODWILL cheap, trashy ‘sexy’ or BOTH.
    Money cant buy class, and apparently pretty parents dont always make pretty baby.
    College , Rumer. Take it seriously.

  48. Kimberly Stewart Daughter Delilah Fake Moustache
    cc
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    Superman punch!

  49. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
    Troll's Nighmare
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    That is one lucky kid. Riding around in a Porsche Panamera.

  50. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
    cc
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    Once that botfly vacates the premises she’ll be good to go.

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