Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.
Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?
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I wish that bitches nose was bigger. Might cover up even more of her insufferable hideousness.
Her nose is full of bees!!! Not the bees!!!
That’s no bitch.. That’s Vitobonespur.. He’s ” post-op “.
Can’t be me. I hate to fly. Besides, I’m bald and have a beard.
I am all aflutter. Apparently I have a fan!
“All aflutter” made coffee come out of my nose, for whatever reason. And vito, you have many a fan.
Thank you, MegP. BTW, I was hoping I could get you to clean the screen on your bedroom window. Last night when I was peeping at you, a bit of dust got into my eye and onto my humongous nose.
Hey Vito.. I was just having fun..
he looks high as fkkkkkkkk
‘Here! Take my picture!’
So Pinocchio is still made of wood but Chuckie turned human? Unfair.
And there’s another lucky fan… ew right in the eye.
is he jerkin off?
“Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell a maid’s bum!”
Finally. A dress that says “look at my earrings”.
Cute ;-)
Itchy. Scratch and sniff!
“Twink hole twink hole a little scarred
Usher rammed it in too far”
Why would they make a music video ?
No one watches those anymore. Mainly because there isn’t a channel that shows them anymore. There used to be, although I don’t recall the name of it.
was it TLC? No, fuck… that was the channel that had education stuff on it.
PBS. ColorSounds.
I remember when A&E had arts. And entertainment.
(Actually, Longmire’s pretty good.)
Breakout Kings was good too, but they fucking cancelled it for another shitty reality show.
There used to be 3 channels that showed music videos. I have no idea what there names were. It was such a long time ago.
The other night pop-up video was on vh1 and I was in heaven. Reminded me of my teenage years!
Oh god, I miss that fucking show. I wouldn’t even waste my electricity to watch any of those channels anymore. But if I knew popup video was on I would be there in a flash.
Top of the Pops in the UK used to forgo videos, and showed bandslive.Noone knew of course that a raging pedo was presenting it all. Ahh, the good old days.
That’s got to be a Walmart knock-off of the real thing (the bag, not the purse).
Yeah, if only she was on a hit TV show that pays her several million dollars a year. Or if only she was engaged to a rich businessman who comes from one of the wealthiest families in America. If only.
No, thanks. Whatever I promised just take the money and consider it an annulment.
Most emo prison photo ever.
Simian lifeform. Planet of the Apes sequel should hire him and save on make up.
Valet parking in the Shire?
Showering the adoring crowd with “love”.
WTF…. i think another 3-4 Spanx are needed here.
He’s on his third liver but only his second woolly hat.
you could build a one bedroom apartment in her vulva
Wouldn’t fit. Kanye’s already living there.
Left Fireman: Looking at hose
Right Fireman: Grabbing the hose
Middle Fireman: Grabbing the ho’s ass
The average person farts enough in one day to fill a balloon. Kim’s is the size of New Jersey.
I’m stuck on this comment, sitting here picturing how they conducted this experiment…
I totally would wreck that! Any girl who says otherwise is just lying; we would literally put anything with a penis inside of us given the chance. We have vaginas. We have needs.
LOL!
My life experience says otherwise.
Then I’m definitely doing something wrong.
She’s taking her love of blow jobs seriously and bought a shower cap.
Proof that UFOs do crossbreed with humans.
And here we all thought Russell Brand came up with his own style.
In the words of the great George Carlin “Gettin HIGH One The Airplane!”
How can you tell if a Canadian has money? Look for a snazzy toque.
Don’t laugh, this motherfucker was banging Teri Hatcher when she was at her peak.
There wasn’t enough time to spark up before and they’re not allowed to drink inside. You’d look this way too.
Gee, you wouldn’t notice her in a crowded room…
Gallagher has really let himself go
Nick isn’t wasted; his eyelids are just fighting the gravitational pull of her schnozz.
Hot bum!!!
Getting…hotter.
Stay on target.
Almost….there.
Stay on target.
That character’s name was actually Porkins. Even MacFarlane didn’t bother trying to make that funnier.
Five bucks to shine my suspenders.
Regrettably, the ‘I Swallow’ t-shirts were so sellers.
*slow
No denying that she is a horrible vacuous waste of human flesh, but I would tear that shit up if given a chance. I just wouldn’t talk to her.
Blowing Vincent Gallo clearly does not enhance one’s appearance.
Sweet baby ‘stache
How do you recognize a Canadian with no money? Look for the stupid looking toque worn by a guy who gives a shit about Rumer Willis.
I just drew a perfect likeness of her using only one line and a circle.
beautiful
You can’t fool me! This is Benicio’s illegitimate child with an ex drug whore.
Too much Celine Dion for my tastes.
shes stunning but she better check on her spanxs
The problem here is , shes unfortunate looking to begin with,
add to it the ridiculous outfits. They always look GOODWILL cheap, trashy ‘sexy’ or BOTH.
Money cant buy class, and apparently pretty parents dont always make pretty baby.
College , Rumer. Take it seriously.
Superman punch!
That is one lucky kid. Riding around in a Porsche Panamera.
Wouldn’t it be cool to eat at the same place he does?
Once that botfly vacates the premises she’ll be good to go.