The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.11.12

October 11th, 2012 // 580 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.

Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    kimmykimkim
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    That hat is for 80 year old women going to midnight mass.

  2. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
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    “Who—ohhh, breasts,” said the entire Internet.

  3. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
    EricLr
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    Daddy said this was what you did with your mouth to get your last movie part.

  4. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Screening
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    Wow, Lovely

  5. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
    EricLr
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    Dude at the top of the bleachers pretty much sums it up.

  6. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    B&WMinstrel
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    Baby Boomers, meet the people who are going to pay for your pension. Hah!

  7. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Estee Lauder Companies Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign
    cc
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    Pretty good color for a 33 Ford street rod.

  8. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    Troll's Nighmare
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    I see a maid twinkling in his eyes.

  9. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    BillEBuoy
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    The guy in the back has no interested in being behind her. Not one bit.
    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  10. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    BEP1
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    I am the Walrus…… Kooku Ka Choo!

  11. Larry King
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    Reminder : The Walking Dead is back this Sunday!

  12. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
    EricLr
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    Should she be standing beside some dude playing a card game with James Bond?

  13. Jennifer Garner Ambassador Save The Children
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    If only I could figure out some way to pre-empt every by now tired-ass microphone-blowjob line that we all know so definitely will be showing up here.

  14. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    you won't get this
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    We’re not in Stargate anymore Carter, lose the sir!

  15. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    EricLr
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    She got her hair done like Sarah Jessica Parker. Well, that should help.

  16. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    kimmykimkim
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    I don’t care that that dress looks like a sequined potato sack. I’d wear the fuck out of it.

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
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    I just know that the reverse-angle shot says “Wide Load.”

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    catapostrophe
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    What a ridiculous person!

  19. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    B&WMinstrel
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    Always check you’ve got your mouth before leaving the house

  20. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
    EricLr
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    Yes, I’d like to rent a car with ample seat room, please.

  21. Justin Bieber
    Contusion
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    And by “performing,” you mean “grabbing his dick.”

  22. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
    kimmykimkim
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    Hmm. Not bad. Not bad at all.

  23. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
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    “Ready? One… Two…three!” ( together): “MOST PEOPLE DON’T THINK YOU’RE THAT PRETTY, MOM!!”

  24. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
    JC
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    “If Alicia Silverstone were my mom, she’d know what to do!”

  25. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    bbiowa
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    Ermagerd, blerjerb.

  26. David Crosby Moustache Knit Hat Seven Psychopaths Screening
    Contusion
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    It’s the ghost of rock’n'roll past.

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    cc
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    He needs to make more prank calls. ‘Where is your mother?’ That always cracks me up.

  28. Jennifer Garner Ambassador Save The Children
    EricLr
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    So, turns out my husband is into helping children too…well, helping himself to the little whores he works with, I mean.

  29. Justin Bieber
    DeucePickle
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    Dude is ripped

  30. Rose McGowan Corset Tights Madonna Concert
    EricLr
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    LET’S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!

  31. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
    kimmykimkim
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    What’s wrong with that boobie?

  32. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
    Tidbit
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    Naomi Watts is still breastfeeding apparently.

  33. Larry King
    B&WMinstrel
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    He hasn’t given a tip since he told Noah to keep dry

  34. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    bbiowa
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    It’s like she has Nicole Kidman’s forehead. All over.

  35. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    Contusion
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    Haha, that guy’s got a funny hat on.

  36. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    EricLr
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    Someone in this picture will wake up tomorrow with a rash on his neck. Someone else will wake up with a rash on his penis. Try to guess who (you may be surprised)!

  37. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    Where did my career go?
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    The old man in the background seems completely oblivious to the fact that Nick Cage is in that flight. Coincidently, so does Nick.

  38. Justin Bieber
    cc
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    The leaked pick from his laptop looks a bit like this, but less clothes and from the front. Spoiled your dinner didn’t I?

    • Trek Girl

      That picture wasn’t him. The person in that picture had an innie belly button, but Beiber has an outie belly button. Just for the record, I didn’t know that fact myself. The fine commenters over at Gawker picked up on that detail, as well as others.

  39. Justin Bieber
    Troll's Nighmare
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    This “guy” is upset about his PG-13 sex tape might ending up, well, everywhere?

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    kimmykimkim
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    Her ass has a pituitary problem.

  41. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
    Contusion
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    thick

  42. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    bbiowa
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    I have newfound respect for her Photoshop team.

  43. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Contusion
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    God, can you imagine this in 15 more years.

  44. Kimberly Stewart Daughter Delilah Fake Moustache
    B&WMinstrel
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    Rollupah! Rollupah! See the Amaaazing Blonde Giant!

  45. Rose McGowan Corset Tights Madonna Concert
    kimmykimkim
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    Ok fine. You already got ripped off buying those concert tickets so I’ll leave you alone about, well, everything.

  46. Kimberly Stewart Daughter Delilah Fake Moustache
    Contusion
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    I’m 51 and I’ve got a better hairline than this chick.

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    1NDUN
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    Mr. Freeze is slowly turning into the Heat Miser. Mother Nature really is a bitch.

  48. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    DeucePickle
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    My joke involves making a beard out of a phone, cause he’s MacGyver. But….I don’t care.

  49. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    Where did my career go?
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    Didn’t this guy used to be hot? No. Wait. Wrong question. Didn’t we used to give a crap about this guy?

  50. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    bbiowa
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    His breath smells of mint and springtime.
    Or maybe sulfur and decay.

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