The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.11.12

October 11th, 2012 // 580 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m not sure anything is going to beat a severely hung-over and/or sedated Nic Cage flying coach with some overly enthusiastic Season of the Witch fan, but I’ll give it the old college try. That means drunk by noon and paying an Asian kid to do my chem labs, right? Anyway, today we’ve got Salma Hayek touching a penisy object, looks like Liev Schreiber just spotted the Cash Cab, and we’re all going to have to keep an eye on this kid. The Del Toro genes are strong with this one.

Who says heroin doesn’t run in the family?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mollie King Bikini Surfing
    Mr. Poop
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    I wish all girls were that cool with it.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    cudles
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    “You say the black dicks are this way? Thanks.”

  3. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
    skunk
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    titties

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Mr. Poop
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    “Okay, so, its this way to the black penis?”

  5. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    Just wait right there kids. The lockers you’ll be shoved into will be along shortly.

  6. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
    Mr. Poop
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    She looks like my dad

  7. Salma Hayek Holding Hose FDNY
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a much bigger hose than what her old French bazillionaire husband gives her every night.

  8. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
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    Are her teeth winking at me?

  9. Larry King
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    “Five dollars for a foot-long? I remember when you could get a blue-plate special AND a cup of coffee for just 75 cents. What’s happened to this country?”

  10. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
    Brought It
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    Self-adhesive tape… you’re doing it wrong.

  11. Richard Grieco Hat Red Sunglasses The Sessions Premiere
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    Indiana Jones and the Greasiest C-lister

  12. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    Cock Dr
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    That dress is glued on.
    Because it has very very little to hang on to.

  13. Larry King
    BillEBuoy
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    better hairline than Arnold. I’ll give him that.

  14. Justin Bieber
    joe
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    Yvan Eht Nioj

  15. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    shonzie
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    just re-realized that she actually blew some guy on film.

    • There’s usually a pendulum of regret when you film a sex act that’s predominantly felt by the female. This picture is but one of a series proving that the pendulum is swinging to the male side in this particular case.

  16. Nicolas Cage Random Lady On Plane Reddit
    EricLr
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    Tired…from…being…so…intense.

    NO, NICK IS BACK!

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Crazy Eyes
    EricLr
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    I’ll answer that question…for your phone number.

  18. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    joe
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    Demonstrating the “Brown Bunny” audition.

  19. Richard Grieco Hat Red Sunglasses The Sessions Premiere
    shonzie
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    Are they selling John Mayer costumes for Halloween now? Oh wait…I mean Johnny Depp.

  20. Justin Bieber
    EricLr
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    GF gave him the Tijuana Super Crabs.

  21. Mollie King Bikini Surfing
    shonzie
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    “So hot, want to touch the hiney”

  22. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
    joe
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    ~6 months from now, she’s gonna damned hot.

  23. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
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    I wouldn’t mind being AManDat’sTapping that.
    ©1997

  24. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    BillEBuoy
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    See. Lookie here. I used to be somebody.

  25. Larry King
    EricLr
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    All this can be yours if you’ll help grandpa empty his colostomy bag!

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Huge Hips Tight Black Dress
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  27. Frankie Sandford Bikini Top Surfing
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    Lovely girl, shame about the rogue nipple

  28. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    Aaaaand let the ’90s retro-chic phase begin.

  29. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
    BEP1
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    Honey go get some Crest Whitening Strips!
    Nice to see your nips can still get hard!

  30. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts Bike Ride Son Alexander
    B&WMinstrel
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    Kids, they’re like airbags for bicycles

  31. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
    EricLr
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    I would love to see a staring contest between her and Winona Ryder. It would be like the ending scene in Clash of the Titans.

  32. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    BEP1
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    I think she’s married to my Rabbi!

  33. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
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    A picture of femininity.

  34. Richard Grieco Hat Red Sunglasses The Sessions Premiere
    BEP1
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    Why is he famous again????

  35. Richard Dean Anderson Amanda Tapping Jules Verne Festival
    EricLr
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    No baby, I don’t need Viagra to get it up. Just give me some chewing gum and a rubber band.

  36. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
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    Wow he’s like the Air Jordan logo come to life!

  37. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
    BEP1
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    Guarantee he missed….

  38. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
    EricLr
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    I think she just realized that this isn’t the one from Home Alone.

  39. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Screening
    kimmykimkim
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    Little long in the forehead but pretty cute.

  40. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
    BillEBuoy
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    Now there’s a figure-hugging dress if I’ve ever seen one.

  41. Kate Bosworth Cleavage Skinny SK-II Skincare Event
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    So in this Blue Crush sequel, she plays a mermaid…?

  42. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    BEP1
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    Rumer has it she has a dick…..

  43. Brooke Shields Yellow Teeth GMA
    catapostrophe
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    How does Tom Cruise feel about teeth whitening, I wonder.

  44. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    EricLr
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    And then I was like “Holy shit, what did I just put on my head?!?”

  45. Benjamin Bratt Dunking Jordan Pose Private Practice
    BillEBuoy
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    Judging by the reactions from the guys on the bench, he better practice that practice shot in private.

  46. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
    BEP1
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    Is that nipple???

  47. Chrissy Teigen Tight Dress Macallan Masters Of Photography Series Launch
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    Given Fish’s raging hard-on for her, I’m genuinely surprised we see her so rarely here.

  48. Annika Marks Cleavage The Sessions Premiere
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    Tape malfunction.

  49. Rory Culkin Julia Garner Paper Magazines 8th Annual Nightlife Awards
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    Trying Way. Too. Hard.

  50. Chloe Sevigny Knit Hat Opening Ceremony Store Opening
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “I KNOW! Right!?”

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